V. Everything is Horrible, also Pokemon.

[7:42:14 PM] Bacon: Well hello
[7:42:19 PM] Bacon: long time no talk
[7:42:36 PM] DarkShadows: hai bacon
[7:42:55 PM] Bacon: If you don't remember I took Bacon and sort of modified her
[7:42:58 PM] Bacon: to my need
[7:43:11 PM | Edited 7:43:15 PM] Bacon: me being of course your newest and most valuable ally :D
[7:43:37 PM] Alexa: Slenderman, you arent a great ally
[7:43:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... shit.
[7:43:55 PM] DarkShadows: not this again.
[7:44:01 PM] MayMay: Dark, remember he asked us for help about the tree o.o
[7:44:12 PM] Bacon: correct ^
[7:44:16 PM] DarkShadows: if you don't mind, I'm going under that table and shooting myself. unless you moved the bullets.
[7:44:25 PM] DarkShadows: yeah, well that doesn't mean I have to like him.
[7:44:37 PM] MayMay: it does mean you need to listen to him though
[7:44:44 PM] Alexa: true o.o
[7:44:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... fine.
[7:45:16 PM] Bacon: My my...Dark you're quite fetching. Anyway, what I came here to tell you is to bring you sad news.
[7:45:28 PM] DarkShadows: *shudders* creep.
[7:45:38 PM] Bacon: Bacon was lost in battle, its a tragedy...a tasty tragedy :D but a tragedy nonetheless.
[7:45:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... you ate her. lovely.
[7:45:51 PM] DarkShadows: why am I not surprised.
[7:45:56 PM] Bacon: she was asking for it
[7:45:59 PM] Bacon: naming herself bacon
[7:46:09 PM] Alexa: ehm...
[7:46:09 PM] DarkShadows: probably wanted you to *end her damn misery*.
[7:46:41 PM] DarkShadows: Let me guess, now you want a new person to Afflict or Alter. I freaking called it you guys, he's going to Afflict us all, and we're all going to become monsters.
[7:47:02 PM] DarkShadows: There is no part of this plan that is good except that the world doesn't die.
[7:47:06 PM] DarkShadows: None of us benefit.
[7:47:17 PM] Bacon: the world is not at stake
[7:47:32 PM] Bacon: you humans, everyone who knows of me and willow and me and willow
[7:47:42 PM] Bacon: thats who is at stake
[7:47:50 PM] Bacon: the tree doesnt want to destroy the world
[7:47:54 PM] DarkShadows: well at least we don't die.
[7:48:06 PM] Bacon: you might
[7:48:10 PM] Bacon: since you're servicing me
[7:48:14 PM] Bacon: in the line of battle
[7:48:17 PM] Bacon: against the tree
[7:48:22 PM] Bacon: Anyway, any volunteers :D
[7:48:30 PM] DarkShadows: nobody is volunteering.
[7:48:43 PM] Bacon: well, then I'm just taking one at random
[7:49:00 PM] Bacon: eeny meeny mainy mo
[7:49:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... *hides under table*
[7:49:16 PM] DarkShadows: I enjoy living.
[7:49:24 PM] MayMay: ---------------------------------------------------3333333333333333333333333333332222222222$$$###
[7:49:28 PM] MayMay: Ah
[7:49:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh fuck you.
[7:49:33 PM] MayMay: she'll suit fine
[7:49:48 PM] MayMay: why are you mad at me Dark :D
[7:49:59 PM] MayMay: I'm helping you people survive :D
[7:50:07 PM] Alexa: not really o.o
[7:50:21 PM] DarkShadows: Because you're an asshole. There as *got* to be a better way to kill your weed of a tree without turning us into monsters, *eating us*, and generally causing misery.
[7:50:58 PM] DarkShadows: Call me crazy but I don't think this is really going to benefit anyone here except *you*. Why would *you* care about a group of humans?
[7:51:25 PM] DarkShadows: You just want to take our humanity from us, and then kill us when we're no longer useful to you.
[7:51:59 PM] MayMay: such harsh words
[7:52:06 PM] MayMay: now I'm sad
[7:52:07 PM] MayMay: :C
[7:52:11 PM] DarkShadows: Good.
[7:52:27 PM] Alexa: maybe not piss off the person that has already killed two of us
[7:52:36 PM] MayMay: I haven't killed May yet...
[7:52:36 PM] DarkShadows: Killed one, *altered* the other.
[7:52:41 PM] DarkShadows: key word being 'yet'.
[7:52:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[7:52:46 PM] MayMay: ok
[7:52:51 PM] MayMay: I'm actually a nice guy
[7:53:11 PM] DarkShadows: Alright, creep, tell me how *eating people* is helping anyone survive here? Anyone that *isn't* you.
[7:53:27 PM] DarkShadows: Tell me how the fuck altering and then eating people is stopping the tree, because to be honest, I don't think you *want* to stop it.
[7:53:40 PM] MayMay: *shrug*
[7:53:42 PM] MayMay: We may have started of on the wrong foot, I can be nervous when meeting new people that I do odd things.
[7:53:47 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:53:57 PM] MayMay: like deforming them and eating their internal organs
[7:54:04 PM] DarkShadows: If you could see the look of disapproval I have on my face right now... oh wait *you fucking can*.
[7:54:17 PM] MayMay: I can :)
[7:54:21 PM] MayMay: I see a lot of things
[7:54:24 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:54:30 PM] Alexa: creepy
[7:54:36 PM] DarkShadows: can you see me flipping you off right now?
[7:54:54 PM] MayMay: I can :D
[7:55:13 PM] MayMay: also I can see you're pajamas and various delicates on your bed
[7:55:22 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:55:23 PM] MayMay: might want to tidy it up a bit
[7:55:26 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:55:46 PM] DarkShadows: fuck you, they were laid out for me to put away later.
[7:55:54 PM] MayMay: fair enough
[7:56:05 PM] MayMay: ok, since you guys kind of dont like me
[7:56:10 PM] MayMay: although god knows why
[7:56:28 PM] DarkShadows: oh yeah, we don't know why *nobody likes a faceless kidnapping creep* (sarcasm)
[7:56:35 PM] MayMay: I've hired someone to help you fight the tree in my place, someone's who is more human :)
[7:57:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... No, you *Proxified* someone to help us fight the tree and they're going to be relaying everything back to you anyway.
[7:57:35 PM] MayMay: ehm, not particularly.
[7:58:02 PM] MayMay: It's my daughter so to speak, who from what I can tell is more opposed to killing humans
[7:58:04 PM] MayMay: for some reason
[7:58:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... your. daughter. *raises eyebrow*
[7:59:48 PM] DarkShadows: Look as long as she doesn't look like you, I don't care. I'm sick of seeing you around and I'm sick of you being an asshole.
[8:00:13 PM] MayMay: yes, my daughter...I'll be leaving you alone for the most part now
[8:00:19 PM] MayMay: I trust her enough with this mission
[8:00:22 PM] MayMay: I think
[8:00:56 PM] MayMay: anyway
[8:00:58 PM] MayMay: bye
[8:01:19 PM] Alexa: glad he's gone
[8:01:48 PM] DarkShadows: He's not gone. You seriously think he's just gonna leave us alone because he said he would? He lies. he's lied before, and he'll lie again.
[8:02:02 PM] MayMay: Hello ^w^
[8:02:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... hi.
[8:02:42 PM] MayMay: My name's Esa ^w^
[8:02:52 PM] MayMay: and you peeps are :3 ?
[8:03:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... screen names are here.
[8:03:04 PM] DarkShadows: Your dad is a tool.
[8:03:15 PM] MayMay: I suppose he is ^w^
[8:03:19 PM] MayMay: I like mom better <.<
[8:03:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay who is your mom if *he* is your dad?
[8:06:06 PM] MayMay: A being called Sorrow's Child
[8:06:13 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[8:06:34 PM] MayMay: Sorrow's Child being an Afflicted, similarly to Weeping Willow
[8:06:48 PM] MayMay: despite what the name says, she's not actually a child
[8:06:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... you are telling me.
[8:07:00 PM] DarkShadows: That Slenderman and this being
[8:07:02 PM] DarkShadows: did.
[8:07:03 PM] DarkShadows: and
[8:07:04 PM] DarkShadows: then
[8:07:06 PM] DarkShadows: you.
[8:07:13 PM] DarkShadows: ... I need to go vomit
[8:09:27 PM] MayMay: alright o.o
[8:11:13 PM] MayMay: Anyway
[8:11:17 PM] MayMay: Dark, you ok there?
[8:11:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... My brain is not in any way accepting this at all. continue.
[8:11:54 PM] MayMay: Alright, anyway dad said that I need to guide you ^w^
[8:12:03 PM] MayMay: since the Tree is being mean :(
[8:12:43 PM] Bacon: o.o
[8:12:47 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah we would enjoy not dying
[8:12:51 PM] DarkShadows: HOLY SHIT BACON
[8:12:55 PM] DarkShadows: YOU'RE ALIVE
[8:13:00 PM] Bacon: nope
[8:13:32 PM] Bacon: I was given this account by my *sigh* *cringes* lover...*shivers* to help.
[8:13:43 PM] Bacon: Sorrow's Child at your service
[8:13:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh.
[8:14:02 PM] DarkShadows: ... my condolences. He's a creep.
[8:14:08 PM] Bacon: he is
[8:14:10 PM] Bacon: *sigh*
[8:18:40 PM] DarkShadows: so exactly how are we going to go about doing all this? Because none of us exactly have a plan.
[8:18:55 PM] Bacon: Well, the Tree doesnt move
[8:19:02 PM] Bacon: which gives us somewhat of an advantage
[8:19:31 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* so what do we even do, break into the Path and burn it?
[8:19:50 PM] Bacon: but that would weaken Slenderman...we don't want that
[8:19:53 PM] Bacon: *sarcasm*
[8:20:17 PM] DarkShadows: well *he's* the one who wants it gone.
[8:21:10 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:21:20 PM] DarkShadows: He's not letting us out of this unscathed, is he?
[8:21:27 PM] DarkShadows: He's going to pull something.
[8:21:33 PM] Bacon: perhaps
[8:21:49 PM] MayMay: We'll protect you ^w^
[8:21:54 PM] Bacon: Indeed
[8:22:00 PM] Bacon: or die trying <.<
[8:22:13 PM] MayMay: don't be so negative mom :(
[8:23:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... can I have permission to die? Because I am seriously done helping something that thinks *rape is a good idea*
[8:23:46 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck it, fuck everyone dying, I'm done.
[8:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: can't kill something already dead.
[8:25:43 PM] Bacon: ...
[8:25:44 PM] Bacon: <.<
[8:26:13 PM] DarkShadows: This whole thing is fucked up, and I should have left a long time ago. *before* I became a character in a goddamn vlog.
[8:27:37 PM] MayMay: Dark ^w^ calm down. Nobody is forcing you to do anything, I'm dad's favorite so I could probably ask him to let you go if things worsens. Besides the tree hasn't made a move yet, so you can calm down relax and we can chat ^w^ I'd love to get to know you ^w^
[8:28:24 PM] DarkShadows: hahahah. You really think your dad gives a shit about what happens to us? You really think daddy dearest cares about us humans? he's not gonna listen, sweetheart, he'd probably go right behind your back and kill me anyway.
[8:29:07 PM] MayMay: :c ok
[8:29:16 PM] MayMay: can we at least chat a bit ^w^
[8:29:19 PM] MayMay: *hugs*
[8:29:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... Give me one good reason I should help a rapist kidnapping murderer.
[8:30:14 PM] MayMay: I'm not asking you to help him.
[8:30:24 PM] DarkShadows: ... then what are you asking?
[8:30:28 PM] MayMay: I just wanted to get to know you ^w^
[8:30:33 PM] MayMay: you seem nice ^w^
[8:32:00 PM] DarkShadows: I'm nice, when I'm not asked to come to terms with the fact that I live in a world where a character I thought I made is real, another character I thought was fictional is very real and very much could hurt me at any time if he wanted, and I am being asked to help something that thinks turning people into monsters is an acceptable form of problem-solving.
[8:32:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... *sighs* what do you want to talk about? *weary look*
[8:44:50 PM] MayMay: something fun :(
[8:44:56 PM] MayMay: do you like pokemon?
[8:45:12 PM] DarkShadows: yes
[8:45:24 PM] MayMay: Me too ^w^
[8:45:39 PM] MayMay: I've been trying to get dad to buy me a 3DS
[8:45:55 PM] DarkShadows: *raises eyebrow* how would you be able to play it around him?
[8:46:06 PM] MayMay: but he wont give me one -3-
[8:46:08 PM] MayMay: oh
[8:46:12 PM] MayMay: I dont live at dad's
[8:46:14 PM] MayMay: I live alone
[8:46:23 PM] DarkShadows: oh
[8:47:59 PM | Edited 8:48:06 PM] DarkShadows: what types do you train usually? I like dragon, ghost, dark, and fire types.
[8:48:44 PM] MayMay: dark, ghost and sometimes psychic
[8:49:59 PM] DarkShadows: psychic types are good.
[8:50:07 PM] DarkShadows: shitty defense though.
[8:50:16 PM] MayMay: yeah -3-
[8:50:25 PM] MayMay: I'm hoping Fairy type is gonna be better
[8:50:29 PM] MayMay: fairies are adorable
[8:50:34 PM] DarkShadows: *nods*
[8:50:47 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:51:02 PM] DarkShadows: Seems like Nintendo's taking some odd choices, but okay.
[8:51:34 PM] MayMay: frankly
[8:51:41 PM] MayMay: Im just glad theres more pokemons
[8:51:47 PM] MayMay: I like the sword pokemon
[8:51:49 PM] MayMay: its cool
[8:51:51 PM] MayMay: :3
[8:52:20 PM] DarkShadows: It's awesome, also it gives its ghost typing some much needed defensive power with the dual steel-typing.
[8:52:33 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:54:35 PM] DarkShadows: recently tried out an electric type, my current team in HeartGold is typhlosion, dragonair, umbreon, ampharos, gyrados (the shiny red one) and crobat.
[8:54:51 PM] DarkShadows: ported all my Pokemon from Sapphire over, some are really just to finish off my pokedex though...
[8:55:50 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:56:10 PM] DarkShadows: I don't train Pokemon I wouldn't bother keeping, I let 'em go.
[8:56:42 PM] DarkShadows: I need to get an Espeon to complete my eeveelutions though. Meaning one of my Eeveelutions needs to breed.
[8:58:00 PM] MayMay: I see ^w^
[8:58:08 PM] MayMay: I like you Dark *hugs*
[8:58:20 PM] DarkShadows: thanks?
[8:58:36 PM] MayMay: ^w^ we shall be friends :3
[8:59:35 PM] DarkShadows: as long as being friends doesn't make your dad want to kill or harm me even more, no problem.
[8:59:54 PM] MayMay: (hug)
[9:00:14 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[9:05:33 PM] MayMay: anyway
[9:05:35 PM] MayMay: gotta go
[9:05:40 PM] MayMay: you coming too mom?
[9:05:46 PM] Bacon: I guess...
[9:05:50 PM] Bacon: bye
[9:06:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... this whole situation is depressing and horrible.
[9:06:14 PM] Alexa: goodbye people who seem nice in comparison to slendy
[9:07:09 PM] DarkShadows: *sighs*
[9:07:18 PM] DarkShadows: the fuck am I even doing continuing with this shit?
[9:07:31 PM] Alexa: i dunno dark (hug)