[7:42:14 PM] Bacon: Well hello
[7:42:19 PM] Bacon: long time no talk
[7:42:36 PM] DarkShadows: hai bacon
[7:42:55 PM] Bacon: If you don't remember I took Bacon and sort of modified her
[7:42:58 PM] Bacon: to my need
[7:43:11 PM | Edited 7:43:15 PM] Bacon: me being of course your newest and most valuable ally :D
[7:43:37 PM] Alexa: Slenderman, you arent a great ally
[7:43:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... shit.
[7:43:55 PM] DarkShadows: not this again.
[7:44:01 PM] MayMay: Dark, remember he asked us for help about the tree o.o
[7:44:12 PM] Bacon: correct ^
[7:44:16 PM] DarkShadows: if you don't mind, I'm going under that table and shooting myself. unless you moved the bullets.
[7:44:25 PM] DarkShadows: yeah, well that doesn't mean I have to like him.
[7:44:37 PM] MayMay: it does mean you need to listen to him though
[7:44:44 PM] Alexa: true o.o
[7:44:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... fine.
[7:45:16 PM] Bacon: My my...Dark you're quite fetching. Anyway, what I came here to tell you is to bring you sad news.
[7:45:28 PM] DarkShadows: *shudders* creep.
[7:45:38 PM] Bacon: Bacon was lost in battle, its a tragedy...a tasty tragedy :D but a tragedy nonetheless.
[7:45:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... you ate her. lovely.
[7:45:51 PM] DarkShadows: why am I not surprised.
[7:45:56 PM] Bacon: she was asking for it
[7:45:59 PM] Bacon: naming herself bacon
[7:46:09 PM] Alexa: ehm...
[7:46:09 PM] DarkShadows: probably wanted you to *end her damn misery*.
[7:46:41 PM] DarkShadows: Let me guess, now you want a new person to Afflict or Alter. I freaking called it you guys, he's going to Afflict us all, and we're all going to become monsters.
[7:47:02 PM] DarkShadows: There is no part of this plan that is good except that the world doesn't die.
[7:47:06 PM] DarkShadows: None of us benefit.
[7:47:17 PM] Bacon: the world is not at stake
[7:47:32 PM] Bacon: you humans, everyone who knows of me and willow and me and willow
[7:47:42 PM] Bacon: thats who is at stake
[7:47:50 PM] Bacon: the tree doesnt want to destroy the world
[7:47:54 PM] DarkShadows: well at least we don't die.
[7:48:06 PM] Bacon: you might
[7:48:10 PM] Bacon: since you're servicing me
[7:48:14 PM] Bacon: in the line of battle
[7:48:17 PM] Bacon: against the tree
[7:48:22 PM] Bacon: Anyway, any volunteers :D
[7:48:30 PM] DarkShadows: nobody is volunteering.
[7:48:43 PM] Bacon: well, then I'm just taking one at random
[7:49:00 PM] Bacon: eeny meeny mainy mo
[7:49:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... *hides under table*
[7:49:16 PM] DarkShadows: I enjoy living.
[7:49:24 PM] MayMay: ---------------------------------------------------3333333333333333333333333333332222222222$$$###
[7:49:28 PM] MayMay: Ah
[7:49:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh fuck you.
[7:49:33 PM] MayMay: she'll suit fine
[7:49:48 PM] MayMay: why are you mad at me Dark :D
[7:49:59 PM] MayMay: I'm helping you people survive :D
[7:50:07 PM] Alexa: not really o.o
[7:50:21 PM] DarkShadows: Because you're an asshole. There as *got* to be a better way to kill your weed of a tree without turning us into monsters, *eating us*, and generally causing misery.
[7:50:58 PM] DarkShadows: Call me crazy but I don't think this is really going to benefit anyone here except *you*. Why would *you* care about a group of humans?
[7:51:25 PM] DarkShadows: You just want to take our humanity from us, and then kill us when we're no longer useful to you.
[7:51:59 PM] MayMay: such harsh words
[7:52:06 PM] MayMay: now I'm sad
[7:52:07 PM] MayMay: :C
[7:52:11 PM] DarkShadows: Good.
[7:52:27 PM] Alexa: maybe not piss off the person that has already killed two of us
[7:52:36 PM] MayMay: I haven't killed May yet...
[7:52:36 PM] DarkShadows: Killed one, *altered* the other.
[7:52:41 PM] DarkShadows: key word being 'yet'.
[7:52:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[7:52:46 PM] MayMay: ok
[7:52:51 PM] MayMay: I'm actually a nice guy
[7:53:11 PM] DarkShadows: Alright, creep, tell me how *eating people* is helping anyone survive here? Anyone that *isn't* you.
[7:53:27 PM] DarkShadows: Tell me how the fuck altering and then eating people is stopping the tree, because to be honest, I don't think you *want* to stop it.
[7:53:40 PM] MayMay: *shrug*
[7:53:42 PM] MayMay: We may have started of on the wrong foot, I can be nervous when meeting new people that I do odd things.
[7:53:47 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:53:57 PM] MayMay: like deforming them and eating their internal organs
[7:54:04 PM] DarkShadows: If you could see the look of disapproval I have on my face right now... oh wait *you fucking can*.
[7:54:17 PM] MayMay: I can :)
[7:54:21 PM] MayMay: I see a lot of things
[7:54:24 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:54:30 PM] Alexa: creepy
[7:54:36 PM] DarkShadows: can you see me flipping you off right now?
[7:54:54 PM] MayMay: I can :D
[7:55:13 PM] MayMay: also I can see you're pajamas and various delicates on your bed
[7:55:22 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:55:23 PM] MayMay: might want to tidy it up a bit
[7:55:26 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:55:46 PM] DarkShadows: fuck you, they were laid out for me to put away later.
[7:55:54 PM] MayMay: fair enough
[7:56:05 PM] MayMay: ok, since you guys kind of dont like me
[7:56:10 PM] MayMay: although god knows why
[7:56:28 PM] DarkShadows: oh yeah, we don't know why *nobody likes a faceless kidnapping creep* (sarcasm)
[7:56:35 PM] MayMay: I've hired someone to help you fight the tree in my place, someone's who is more human :)
[7:57:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... No, you *Proxified* someone to help us fight the tree and they're going to be relaying everything back to you anyway.
[7:57:35 PM] MayMay: ehm, not particularly.
[7:58:02 PM] MayMay: It's my daughter so to speak, who from what I can tell is more opposed to killing humans
[7:58:04 PM] MayMay: for some reason
[7:58:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... your. daughter. *raises eyebrow*
[7:59:48 PM] DarkShadows: Look as long as she doesn't look like you, I don't care. I'm sick of seeing you around and I'm sick of you being an asshole.
[8:00:13 PM] MayMay: yes, my daughter...I'll be leaving you alone for the most part now
[8:00:19 PM] MayMay: I trust her enough with this mission
[8:00:22 PM] MayMay: I think
[8:00:56 PM] MayMay: anyway
[8:00:58 PM] MayMay: bye
[8:01:19 PM] Alexa: glad he's gone
[8:01:48 PM] DarkShadows: He's not gone. You seriously think he's just gonna leave us alone because he said he would? He lies. he's lied before, and he'll lie again.
[8:02:02 PM] MayMay: Hello ^w^
[8:02:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... hi.
[8:02:42 PM] MayMay: My name's Esa ^w^
[8:02:52 PM] MayMay: and you peeps are :3 ?
[8:03:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... screen names are here.
[8:03:04 PM] DarkShadows: Your dad is a tool.
[8:03:15 PM] MayMay: I suppose he is ^w^
[8:03:19 PM] MayMay: I like mom better <.<
[8:03:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay who is your mom if *he* is your dad?
[8:06:06 PM] MayMay: A being called Sorrow's Child
[8:06:13 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[8:06:34 PM] MayMay: Sorrow's Child being an Afflicted, similarly to Weeping Willow
[8:06:48 PM] MayMay: despite what the name says, she's not actually a child
[8:06:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... you are telling me.
[8:07:00 PM] DarkShadows: That Slenderman and this being
[8:07:02 PM] DarkShadows: did.
[8:07:03 PM] DarkShadows: and
[8:07:04 PM] DarkShadows: then
[8:07:06 PM] DarkShadows: you.
[8:07:13 PM] DarkShadows: ... I need to go vomit
[8:09:27 PM] MayMay: alright o.o
[8:11:13 PM] MayMay: Anyway
[8:11:17 PM] MayMay: Dark, you ok there?
[8:11:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... My brain is not in any way accepting this at all. continue.
[8:11:54 PM] MayMay: Alright, anyway dad said that I need to guide you ^w^
[8:12:03 PM] MayMay: since the Tree is being mean :(
[8:12:43 PM] Bacon: o.o
[8:12:47 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah we would enjoy not dying
[8:12:51 PM] DarkShadows: HOLY SHIT BACON
[8:12:55 PM] DarkShadows: YOU'RE ALIVE
[8:13:00 PM] Bacon: nope
[8:13:32 PM] Bacon: I was given this account by my *sigh* *cringes* lover...*shivers* to help.
[8:13:43 PM] Bacon: Sorrow's Child at your service
[8:13:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh.
[8:14:02 PM] DarkShadows: ... my condolences. He's a creep.
[8:14:08 PM] Bacon: he is
[8:14:10 PM] Bacon: *sigh*
[8:18:40 PM] DarkShadows: so exactly how are we going to go about doing all this? Because none of us exactly have a plan.
[8:18:55 PM] Bacon: Well, the Tree doesnt move
[8:19:02 PM] Bacon: which gives us somewhat of an advantage
[8:19:31 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* so what do we even do, break into the Path and burn it?
[8:19:50 PM] Bacon: but that would weaken Slenderman...we don't want that
[8:19:53 PM] Bacon: *sarcasm*
[8:20:17 PM] DarkShadows: well *he's* the one who wants it gone.
[8:21:10 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:21:20 PM] DarkShadows: He's not letting us out of this unscathed, is he?
[8:21:27 PM] DarkShadows: He's going to pull something.
[8:21:33 PM] Bacon: perhaps
[8:21:49 PM] MayMay: We'll protect you ^w^
[8:21:54 PM] Bacon: Indeed
[8:22:00 PM] Bacon: or die trying <.<
[8:22:13 PM] MayMay: don't be so negative mom :(
[8:23:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... can I have permission to die? Because I am seriously done helping something that thinks *rape is a good idea*
[8:23:46 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck it, fuck everyone dying, I'm done.
[8:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: can't kill something already dead.
[8:25:43 PM] Bacon: ...
[8:25:44 PM] Bacon: <.<
[8:26:13 PM] DarkShadows: This whole thing is fucked up, and I should have left a long time ago. *before* I became a character in a goddamn vlog.
[8:27:37 PM] MayMay: Dark ^w^ calm down. Nobody is forcing you to do anything, I'm dad's favorite so I could probably ask him to let you go if things worsens. Besides the tree hasn't made a move yet, so you can calm down relax and we can chat ^w^ I'd love to get to know you ^w^
[8:28:24 PM] DarkShadows: hahahah. You really think your dad gives a shit about what happens to us? You really think daddy dearest cares about us humans? he's not gonna listen, sweetheart, he'd probably go right behind your back and kill me anyway.
[8:29:07 PM] MayMay: :c ok
[8:29:16 PM] MayMay: can we at least chat a bit ^w^
[8:29:19 PM] MayMay: *hugs*
[8:29:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... Give me one good reason I should help a rapist kidnapping murderer.
[8:30:14 PM] MayMay: I'm not asking you to help him.
[8:30:24 PM] DarkShadows: ... then what are you asking?
[8:30:28 PM] MayMay: I just wanted to get to know you ^w^
[8:30:33 PM] MayMay: you seem nice ^w^
[8:32:00 PM] DarkShadows: I'm nice, when I'm not asked to come to terms with the fact that I live in a world where a character I thought I made is real, another character I thought was fictional is very real and very much could hurt me at any time if he wanted, and I am being asked to help something that thinks turning people into monsters is an acceptable form of problem-solving.
[8:32:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... *sighs* what do you want to talk about? *weary look*
[8:44:50 PM] MayMay: something fun :(
[8:44:56 PM] MayMay: do you like pokemon?
[8:45:12 PM] DarkShadows: yes
[8:45:24 PM] MayMay: Me too ^w^
[8:45:39 PM] MayMay: I've been trying to get dad to buy me a 3DS
[8:45:55 PM] DarkShadows: *raises eyebrow* how would you be able to play it around him?
[8:46:06 PM] MayMay: but he wont give me one -3-
[8:46:08 PM] MayMay: oh
[8:46:12 PM] MayMay: I dont live at dad's
[8:46:14 PM] MayMay: I live alone
[8:46:23 PM] DarkShadows: oh
[8:47:59 PM | Edited 8:48:06 PM] DarkShadows: what types do you train usually? I like dragon, ghost, dark, and fire types.
[8:48:44 PM] MayMay: dark, ghost and sometimes psychic
[8:49:59 PM] DarkShadows: psychic types are good.
[8:50:07 PM] DarkShadows: shitty defense though.
[8:50:16 PM] MayMay: yeah -3-
[8:50:25 PM] MayMay: I'm hoping Fairy type is gonna be better
[8:50:29 PM] MayMay: fairies are adorable
[8:50:34 PM] DarkShadows: *nods*
[8:50:47 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:51:02 PM] DarkShadows: Seems like Nintendo's taking some odd choices, but okay.
[8:51:34 PM] MayMay: frankly
[8:51:41 PM] MayMay: Im just glad theres more pokemons
[8:51:47 PM] MayMay: I like the sword pokemon
[8:51:49 PM] MayMay: its cool
[8:51:51 PM] MayMay: :3
[8:52:20 PM] DarkShadows: It's awesome, also it gives its ghost typing some much needed defensive power with the dual steel-typing.
[8:52:33 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:54:35 PM] DarkShadows: recently tried out an electric type, my current team in HeartGold is typhlosion, dragonair, umbreon, ampharos, gyrados (the shiny red one) and crobat.
[8:54:51 PM] DarkShadows: ported all my Pokemon from Sapphire over, some are really just to finish off my pokedex though...
[8:55:50 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:56:10 PM] DarkShadows: I don't train Pokemon I wouldn't bother keeping, I let 'em go.
[8:56:42 PM] DarkShadows: I need to get an Espeon to complete my eeveelutions though. Meaning one of my Eeveelutions needs to breed.
[8:58:00 PM] MayMay: I see ^w^
[8:58:08 PM] MayMay: I like you Dark *hugs*
[8:58:20 PM] DarkShadows: thanks?
[8:58:36 PM] MayMay: ^w^ we shall be friends :3
[8:59:35 PM] DarkShadows: as long as being friends doesn't make your dad want to kill or harm me even more, no problem.
[8:59:54 PM] MayMay: (hug)
[9:00:14 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[9:05:33 PM] MayMay: anyway
[9:05:35 PM] MayMay: gotta go
[9:05:40 PM] MayMay: you coming too mom?
[9:05:46 PM] Bacon: I guess...
[9:05:50 PM] Bacon: bye
[9:06:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... this whole situation is depressing and horrible.
[9:06:14 PM] Alexa: goodbye people who seem nice in comparison to slendy
[9:07:09 PM] DarkShadows: *sighs*
[9:07:18 PM] DarkShadows: the fuck am I even doing continuing with this shit?
[9:07:31 PM] Alexa: i dunno dark (hug)
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
IV. The Tree That Bleeds
So after a week-long silence, Loliva spoke to us again (Bacon and May also joined the conversation). Thus are the events that ensued:
[4:35:26 PM] Loliva: Hello again
[4:35:51 PM] Alexis: Contact received from Alexis
[4:35:56 PM] *** Alexis added Bacon ***
[4:36:02 PM] *** Alexis added MayMay ***
[4:36:04 PM] DarkShadows: I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
[4:36:21 PM] DarkShadows: Like this whole chat was dead, for like a month.
[4:36:30 PM] Loliva: I apologize
[4:36:39 PM] DarkShadows: well are you okay?
[4:36:42 PM] Alexis: o.o yeah it seemed quiet
[4:36:46 PM] Alexis: what dark said
[4:36:55 PM] MayMay: Hi
[4:36:59 PM] Bacon: hi
[4:37:07 PM] Loliva: im
[4:37:12 PM] Loliva: as ok as one can be
[4:37:16 PM] Loliva: given the situation
[4:37:30 PM] Loliva: *hugs DarkShadows*
[4:37:37 PM] Bacon: whats wrong?
[4:38:27 PM] Loliva: Its just
[4:38:29 PM] Loliva: Slenderman
[4:38:38 PM] Loliva: I cant keep living like this
[4:38:43 PM] Loliva: he causes me constant panic
[4:38:47 PM] Loliva: Im always afraid
[4:38:52 PM] Loliva: I just want to cry
[4:39:05 PM] Loliva: and i think he's up to something idk what but he doesnt appear friendly
[4:39:07 PM] Loliva: at all
[4:39:34 PM] MayMay: wait
[4:39:42 PM] MayMay: why are you near him in the first place?
[4:39:53 PM] Loliva: he lives at my house
[4:39:57 PM] MayMay: thats
[4:39:58 PM] MayMay: odd
[4:40:04 PM] Alexis: ^
[4:40:07 PM] Bacon: ^
[4:40:54 PM] DarkShadows: Loliva, is there any way you can run? Leave the house, start travelling?
[4:41:09 PM] Loliva: I tried that
[4:41:13 PM] Loliva: he just catches
[4:41:15 PM] Loliva: me
[4:41:16 PM] Loliva: and
[4:41:19 PM] Loliva: q.q
[4:41:27 PM] Loliva: inflicts pain
[4:41:49 PM] Loliva: lots of it, a lot of my bones are broken
[4:41:53 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:41:55 PM] DarkShadows: due.
[4:41:57 PM] DarkShadows: *dude
[4:42:14 PM] DarkShadows: Question is, what does he want from you that he *needs* you for?
[4:42:21 PM] Loliva: I tried asking him
[4:42:50 PM] Alexis: and?
[4:43:00 PM] Loliva: well
[4:43:05 PM] Loliva: his response was
[4:43:20 PM] DarkShadows: guys I need to brb a sec
[4:43:28 PM] Loliva: ok
[4:44:04 PM] Loliva: "Well my little one, I do have big plans for you. perhaps not the kind you want to be involved with but i've never thought that to be a barrier"
[4:44:11 PM] Loliva: then he just laughed
[4:44:39 PM] Bacon: thats awful D:
[4:47:05 PM] DarkShadows: back
[4:47:10 PM] Bacon: yay
[4:47:10 PM] DarkShadows: that's horrible.
[4:47:22 PM] DarkShadows: And of course he'd go back on his supposed 'agreement' with us.
[4:47:33 PM] DarkShadows: I'd say he's two-faced but he doesn't have one.
[4:48:19 PM] Loliva: "Loliva, there are two things that I want in this world...to not die and not be bored. You are what helps me with both"
[4:48:31 PM] Loliva: was his followup
[4:48:42 PM] Bacon: how do you help him stay alive o.O ?
[4:48:56 PM] Alexis: yeah thats a good question o.o'
[4:49:44 PM] Loliva: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX########!!!"WWW.........oko,kjjji
[4:49:59 PM] Loliva: I could answer that for you, my dear Alexis :D
[4:50:11 PM] Alexis: ...
[4:50:16 PM] Bacon: what?
[4:50:27 PM] Alexis: its slenderman
[4:50:36 PM] Bacon: why does he use emoticons?
[4:50:40 PM] Alexis: idk
[4:50:52 PM] Loliva: well its far more fun that way :D
[4:51:14 PM] Bacon: so
[4:51:22 PM] Bacon: how does she help you stay alive?
[4:51:31 PM] Loliva: thats an excellent question
[4:51:33 PM] Loliva: you see
[4:52:22 PM] Loliva: she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
[4:52:32 PM] Loliva: its a fun system :D
[4:52:50 PM] MayMay: the girl has lot more value to life than you
[4:52:51 PM] MayMay: let her go
[4:53:01 PM] Loliva: Oh I do not intend to
[4:53:05 PM] Loliva: I like her apartment
[4:53:14 PM] Loliva: and she keeps me company and helps me be safe
[4:53:20 PM] Loliva: why would I let her go o.O ?
[4:53:33 PM] Alexis: From his perspective he has a point May
[4:53:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[4:53:48 PM] MayMay: I suppose
[4:54:21 PM] DarkShadows: Okay my question is this, how does a random human being help a faceless tentacle beast be 'safe'?
[4:54:24 PM] DarkShadows: Safe from *what*?
[4:54:31 PM] Loliva: [4:51 PM] Loliva:
<<< she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
its a fun system :D
[4:54:37 PM] Loliva: pay attention dear Dark
[4:55:52 PM] Alexis: so..
[4:55:54 PM] Alexis: what now
[4:56:06 PM] Alexis: why are you telling us this when well we cant do anything
[4:56:19 PM] Loliva: oh you are no fun Alexis
[4:56:34 PM] DarkShadows: well excuse me for not being here 24/7, Skinny Freak.
[4:56:44 PM] Loliva: anyway
[4:56:48 PM] Loliva: you got your answer
[4:56:53 PM] DarkShadows: Why even engage with us if we can't *do* anything?
[4:57:00 PM] DarkShadows: For the hell of it?
[4:57:11 PM] Loliva: well first of all it keeps me entertained
[4:57:27 PM] Loliva: second of all I plan on giving you a chance to fight back
[4:57:33 PM] Loliva: because im a nice guy like that
[4:57:38 PM] Loliva: and it will please me :D
[4:57:51 PM] DarkShadows: heh. Yeah a being that *kidnaps people and breaks their bones when they try to run* is a real nice guy. *sarcasm*
[4:58:33 PM] DarkShadows: But since pissing you off isn't exactly in *our* best interests either, fine. One question, are we fighting back against you, or the thing *after* you, the thing Willow wants?
[4:59:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... I will admit, for as sadistic you are, you're not stupid. Taking a hostage was actually a smart idea.
[4:59:13 PM] Loliva: It would be in my best interest to let you help me
[4:59:28 PM] Loliva: if you dont mind ^^'
[4:59:44 PM] Loliva: please :3
[5:00:01 PM] Alexis: you want us....the humans...to...help
[5:00:03 PM] Alexis: you?
[5:00:07 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:00:33 PM] Bacon: how?
[5:00:39 PM] Bacon: would we be able to help?
[5:00:45 PM] Loliva: I'd
[5:00:50 PM] Loliva: just kind of
[5:00:54 PM] Loliva: modify you
[5:00:57 PM] Loliva: give you powers
[5:01:05 PM] Loliva: everyone likes powers =D
[5:01:11 PM] MayMay: ...
[5:02:51 PM] Loliva: what?
[5:02:56 PM] Bacon: define: modify
[5:03:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... you want to change us.
[5:03:24 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:03:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... how exactly?
[5:03:55 PM] Loliva: sort of enhance your abilities and make you into your full potential =D ill alter appearance, mentality and stuff
[5:04:01 PM] Loliva: to give you an edge
[5:04:13 PM] Loliva: ^^
[5:04:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... You're going to warp us physically, mentally, and emotionally, and you expect us to just be okay with all this.
[5:04:42 PM] DarkShadows: There's a catch here.
[5:04:44 PM] Loliva: i assumed you would be <.<
[5:05:01 PM] Loliva: catch? well for once I kind of just laid it out in the open
[5:05:08 PM] Loliva: thats all I want from you really
[5:05:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... you're not expecting us to serve you in return after all this is done? Because I am *not* being your Proxy.
[5:05:41 PM] DarkShadows: (brb)
[5:06:14 PM] Loliva: well that is really up to you. im just asking you nicely before I go about and do it with force ^-^
[5:06:23 PM] Afterwards: I'd rather not.
[5:11:34 PM] DarkShadows: wait you're going to *force it on us anyway?*
[5:11:38 PM] DarkShadows: Then why the fuck did you ask?!
[5:11:51 PM] Loliva: to be polite
[5:11:52 PM] Afterwards: He's a jerk.
[5:11:55 PM] Afterwards: Obviously.
[5:11:58 PM] DarkShadows: WTF is wrong with you!?
[5:12:13 PM] Loliva: ok im just gonna take one of you though
[5:12:14 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:
<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:12:23 PM] Loliva: the rest can just help out in other ways
[5:12:26 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:12:28 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah I believe that about as much as I believe cows can fly.
[5:12:30 PM] Afterwards: I'd still rather not.
[5:12:42 PM] Loliva: eenie, meenie, mainy, moe
[5:12:49 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody here wants to be an eldritch monster that can't even comprehend *themselves*
[5:12:56 PM] DarkShadows: Go find someone else.
[5:13:01 PM] Afterwards: Please.
[5:13:18 PM] DarkShadows: Even better go jump in a hole and die.
[5:13:25 PM] Bacon: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000--------------------------------------eeeefd@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~ Well it looks like its too late
[5:13:26 PM] Bacon: :D
[5:13:42 PM] Afterwards: Oh my god.
[5:13:45 PM] Afterwards: What the hell.
[5:13:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... why the fuck would you pick on the new girl.
[5:13:56 PM] DarkShadows: Watch. he'll do this to all of us just to be a dick.
[5:14:01 PM] Bacon: right now she's sleeping, put her to sleep before i modify her
[5:14:03 PM] DarkShadows: we're all going to suffer we're all fucking doomed.
[5:14:17 PM] Bacon: why the new girl?
[5:14:20 PM] Bacon: just because
[5:14:22 PM] Bacon: fun
[5:14:39 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:
<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:14:41 PM] DarkShadows: Remind us again why we should be helping you, and not siding with Willow and sicing this thing on your pale ass.
[5:14:53 PM] Afterwards: (I vote for the latter)
[5:14:55 PM] Bacon: its not willow im worried about
[5:15:01 PM] Bacon: she is at the same level as me
[5:15:05 PM] Bacon: in terms of power
[5:15:07 PM] Afterwards: (still vote for the latter)
[5:15:14 PM] Bacon: its the tree I worry about ._.
[5:15:24 PM] Afterwards: The... tree?
[5:15:29 PM] Afterwards: You're all trees.
[5:15:32 PM] Afterwards: Essentially.
[5:15:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... The being that lives in a palce known for lots of trees... is afraid of a tree.
[5:15:44 PM] DarkShadows: you have got to be kidding me here.
[5:15:46 PM] Bacon: Yeah, but like
[5:15:48 PM] Bacon: this tree
[5:15:52 PM] Bacon: it has a face, it lives
[5:15:56 PM] Bacon: it just popped up
[5:15:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:15:57 PM] DarkShadows: Oh.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: in my path
[5:16:01 PM] DarkShadows: *That* tree.
[5:16:01 PM] Afterwards: wait.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:16:02 PM] Afterwards: what.
[5:16:02 PM] DarkShadows: ._.
[5:16:08 PM] DarkShadows: fuck.
[5:16:09 PM] Afterwards: ._.
[5:16:17 PM] DarkShadows: yeah... yeah um you really have a problem there...
[5:16:31 PM] DarkShadows: ... even more of an incentive not to help out here kthxbai
[5:16:38 PM] DarkShadows: *goes to leave*
[5:16:39 PM] Bacon: please
[5:16:42 PM] Bacon: I beg you Dark
[5:16:45 PM] Bacon: help ._.
[5:16:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... why specifically me?
[5:16:57 PM] Bacon: because you are leaving
[5:17:01 PM] DarkShadows: fuck off.
[5:17:09 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:17:13 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:17:21 PM] DarkShadows: Oh please, you can't cry, you don't have eyes.
[5:17:31 PM] Bacon: You're mean!
[5:17:40 PM] Afterwards: I have an idea.
[5:17:44 PM] Afterwards: Let's team up.
[5:17:49 PM] Afterwards: With the tree.
[5:17:53 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:17:59 PM] Bacon: I'm scared
[5:18:02 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:18:06 PM] DarkShadows: Give me *one good reason* to help something that kills people, tortures people, turns them into monsters without their consent, and has blatently done shit that proves *we cannot trust it*.
[5:18:26 PM] Bacon: because you'lll freaking die if you dont ok?
[5:18:28 PM] DarkShadows: *You're* fucking scared?! How the fuck do you think *I* feel?
[5:18:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:18:36 PM] DarkShadows: okay that's a good reason.
[5:18:45 PM] Bacon: The tree is not gonna side with you people
[5:18:47 PM] Afterwards: [5:17 PM] Afterwards:
<<< I have an idea.
Let's team up.
With the tree.
[5:18:50 PM] Bacon: it doesnt side with anyone
[5:18:50 PM] Afterwards: Wait what.
[5:18:54 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:19:01 PM] Afterwards: How do you know that?
[5:19:11 PM] Afterwards: How do WE know we can trust you on that?
[5:19:13 PM] Bacon: i asked
[5:19:14 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: eh
[5:19:20 PM] Bacon: well
[5:19:24 PM] Bacon: you cant really
[5:19:30 PM] Afterwards: Exactly.
[5:19:33 PM] DarkShadows: You've done *nothing* that proves you're trustworthy and everything that proves you're an asshole.
[5:19:44 PM] Bacon: ok
[5:19:53 PM] Bacon: would you take willow's word for it?
[5:20:23 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:20:25 PM] Afterwards: yeah.
[5:20:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... maybe more than yours. But you're talking to a skeptic, who is dealing with the fact that things she previously thought fictional, one of which she thought was *her fictional creation*, exist.
[5:20:53 PM] Loliva: yeah
[5:21:00 PM] Loliva: i guess so
[5:21:07 PM] Loliva: hang on I'll get Willow
[5:21:11 PM] DarkShadows: There's not a lot I can really trust at this point but I'd probably trust her more than you.
[5:21:18 PM] Loliva: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OuO
[5:21:21 PM] Loliva: hello
[5:21:25 PM] Loliva: children
[5:21:27 PM] Afterwards: Hello
[5:21:30 PM] Afterwards: Willow.
[5:21:36 PM] Loliva: you.requested.me?
[5:21:44 PM] Bacon: actually I did
[5:21:50 PM] Bacon: they dont believe me about the tree
[5:21:56 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:22:00 PM] Loliva: The Tree OuO
[5:22:12 PM] Loliva: I.dont.like.the.tree OuO
[5:22:16 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:23:01 PM | Edited 5:23:07 PM] Afterwards: Why don't you like the tree, Willow?
[5:23:13 PM] Loliva: it wants to kill.me OuO
[5:23:16 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:23:24 PM] Afterwards: y
[5:23:35 PM] Loliva: we threaten its existance OuO
[5:23:47 PM] DarkShadows: Hm
[5:23:51 PM] Afterwards: How so?
[5:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: and what's that mean for us humans?
[5:24:14 PM] Loliva: well OuO in its mind, only one being should exist
[5:24:26 PM] Loliva: so it would kill all humans that know about me or Slenderman OuO
[5:24:38 PM] Afterwards: wait
[5:24:44 PM] Afterwards: why does it think like that?
[5:24:58 PM] Loliva: its narcisistic beyond belief OuO
[5:24:59 PM] Loliva: idk
[5:25:01 PM] Loliva: OuO
[5:25:03 PM] Afterwards: oh
[5:25:33 PM] Loliva: klp,
[5:25:34 PM] Loliva: 'fgd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: ældfg,ældg,'sd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: dsfæs
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: 'fsa
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: dsd
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: ds
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:39 PM] Loliva: s
[5:25:40 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: d
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sdfpsef
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:44 PM] Afterwards: omai.
[5:25:57 PM] Bacon: Willow?
[5:26:14 PM] Bacon: is she online?
[5:26:24 PM] Afterwards: She, um
[5:26:27 PM] Afterwards: She left
[5:26:30 PM] Afterwards: odd
[5:26:41 PM] Alexis: what was that frantic typing?
[5:26:46 PM] Bacon: ^
[5:26:52 PM] Afterwards: I'm assuming it was, um
[5:26:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:27:03 PM] Afterwards: She was being attacked, maybe?
[5:27:05 PM] Afterwards: but
[5:27:08 PM] DarkShadows: shit. did we just watch an eldritch being die?
[5:27:10 PM] Afterwards: that seems unlikely
[5:27:26 PM] DarkShadows: I really fucking hope not because that means *everyone* is screwed.
[5:27:41 PM] Bacon: I'll check on her in a bit
[5:27:47 PM] Bacon: but, please folks
[5:27:48 PM] Bacon: help us
[5:27:59 PM] Afterwards: I still don't understand
[5:28:02 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:28:09 PM] Afterwards: Why would the tree...want to kill you two?
[5:28:28 PM] Bacon: because it thinks we shouldnt exist to begin with.
[5:28:33 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:38 PM] Bacon: as the tree was born into this world first
[5:28:38 PM] Afterwards: But again.... why?
[5:28:40 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:45 PM] Afterwards: I see.
[5:28:48 PM] Bacon: it took its place in my path
[5:28:53 PM] Bacon: i cant go there anymore
[5:28:57 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:06 PM] Afterwards: And that's why.... oh.
[5:29:26 PM] Bacon: it killed my proxies Q.Q
[5:29:37 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:43 PM] Afterwards: Um.
[5:29:53 PM] Afterwards: Anyone else getting that deja vu again?
[5:30:02 PM] Alexis: I am
[5:30:07 PM] Alexis: weird
[5:30:20 PM] Afterwards: *sigh*
[5:30:24 PM] Afterwards: okay, I guess.
[5:30:29 PM] Afterwards: I think we should
[5:30:47 PM] Afterwards: *cringe* I think we should help out the Slender Man.
[5:30:52 PM] Afterwards: There, I said it.
[5:31:03 PM] Bacon: YAY
[5:31:09 PM] Bacon: (hug)
[5:31:26 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, but don't go thinking we're all buddies or anything.
[5:31:36 PM] Afterwards: I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:32:03 PM] Afterwards: I think it's safe to say Shadows feels the same.
[5:32:19 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:32:31 PM] Bacon: that hurt my feelings
[5:32:37 PM] Bacon: now we're both in the wrong
[5:33:01 PM] Afterwards: how so?
[5:33:09 PM] Bacon: you did a bad thing
[5:33:12 PM | Edited 5:33:16 PM] Afterwards: oh?
[5:33:14 PM] Bacon: I did a bad thing
[5:33:19 PM] Bacon: now we're even
[5:33:24 PM] Bacon: :3
[5:33:25 PM] Afterwards: what exactly
[5:33:28 PM] Afterwards: did I do?
[5:33:40 PM] Bacon: [5:32 PM] Bacon:
<<< that hurt my feelings
[5:33:46 PM] Bacon: [5:31 PM] Afterwards:
<<< I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:33:48 PM] Afterwards: Oh yes.
[5:33:59 PM] Afterwards: I hurt the horrible eldritch creature's feelings.
[5:34:06 PM] Afterwards: I'm such a monster.
[5:34:12 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:34:18 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:34:27 PM] Afterwards: Spare me your fake Internet tears.
[5:34:32 PM] Bacon: <.<
[5:34:34 PM] Bacon: fine
[5:34:38 PM] Bacon: I'll just leave or something
[5:34:44 PM] Afterwards: Okay.
[5:34:52 PM] Bacon: dont expect to hear from your friend Bacon anytime soon :D
[5:34:56 PM] Bacon: ciao
[5:35:04 PM] Afterwards: Wow.
[5:35:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... asshole.
[5:35:07 PM | Edited 5:35:13 PM] Afterwards: What a jerk.
[5:35:21 PM] Alexis: I agree
[5:35:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... he's going to do that to all of us, you realize that, right? You guys don't *seriously* think he'll be satisfied with taking just one of us.
[5:35:52 PM] Afterwards: I dunno
[5:35:55 PM] Alexis: but
[5:36:01 PM] Alexis: what else can we do really I mean
[5:36:05 PM] Alexis: you heard willow
[5:36:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... we can't do anything.
[5:36:12 PM] DarkShadows: that's the problem.
[5:36:16 PM] Alexis: we can help him
[5:36:34 PM] DarkShadows: Our hands have collectively been forced and now we have to help them. It. Him. whatever you wanna call it.
[5:36:45 PM] Afterwards: Well
[5:36:46 PM] Alexis: so yeah
[5:36:50 PM] Alexis: lets do that then
[5:36:59 PM] Afterwards: alright then
[5:37:04 PM] DarkShadows: ... I still don't like this, but it's better than watching everything die.
[5:37:09 PM] Alexis: so
[5:37:12 PM] Alexis: somebody log this?
[5:37:20 PM] Afterwards: Well, let's hope it doesn't end up with everything dying.
[5:37:25 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, I'll log it.
[5:37:31 PM] Alexis: yay brah ^^
[5:37:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... so now what exactly, we log this and wait until the Faceless Wonder brings us more bad news?
[5:38:06 PM] Afterwards: Guess so.
[5:38:13 PM] Afterwards: Again, not much else we can do.
[5:38:17 PM] Afterwards: I say we go with it.
[5:38:20 PM] Afterwards: At least for now.
[5:41:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... alright.
[5:41:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know about you guys but this one isn't getting much sleep tonight.
[5:42:08 PM] Afterwards: I never get much sleep u_u
[5:48:19 PM] DarkShadows: Nightmares?
[5:49:51 PM] Afterwards: no, just
[5:49:57 PM] Afterwards: insomnia, I guess
[5:56:01 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[5:56:03 PM] DarkShadows: you sure?
[5:56:18 PM] DarkShadows: That tall creep causes insomnia. I wouldn't be surprised if he were following all of us.
[5:56:29 PM] Afterwards: o_o
[5:56:41 PM] MayMay: way to calm him down Dark
[6:00:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... what, you want me to mince words? *shrugs*
Long story short: Slendy introduced a new being into the picture: The Bleeding Tree. I can't exactly explain this being because I'm not entirely sure what it is or what it does, other than, obviously, a tree that bleeds. Slendy explained that it was the first thing that existed and thus believes that it is the only thing that should exist. For this reason, the Tree wants to kill everything else.
But because we still don't trust him (because duh) he brought in Willow to confirm that what he told us was correct. In retrospect, I'm not sure why we even trusted Willow, I mean we hardly even know her, but then again... I think... I think the other me had a close relationship with the Weeping Willow. Many times throughout the conversation, I almost called her "Mother". Why... why would I call her that?
Anyway. So, we reluctantly agreed to form an uneasy alliance with the Slender Man (wow, that sounded a lot less crazy before). So... yeah. That's where we left it. I think the chess analogy is pretty much broken now. And this no longer has anything to do with rescuing hearts...
[4:35:26 PM] Loliva: Hello again
[4:35:51 PM] Alexis: Contact received from Alexis
[4:35:56 PM] *** Alexis added Bacon ***
[4:36:02 PM] *** Alexis added MayMay ***
[4:36:04 PM] DarkShadows: I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
[4:36:21 PM] DarkShadows: Like this whole chat was dead, for like a month.
[4:36:30 PM] Loliva: I apologize
[4:36:39 PM] DarkShadows: well are you okay?
[4:36:42 PM] Alexis: o.o yeah it seemed quiet
[4:36:46 PM] Alexis: what dark said
[4:36:55 PM] MayMay: Hi
[4:36:59 PM] Bacon: hi
[4:37:07 PM] Loliva: im
[4:37:12 PM] Loliva: as ok as one can be
[4:37:16 PM] Loliva: given the situation
[4:37:30 PM] Loliva: *hugs DarkShadows*
[4:37:37 PM] Bacon: whats wrong?
[4:38:27 PM] Loliva: Its just
[4:38:29 PM] Loliva: Slenderman
[4:38:38 PM] Loliva: I cant keep living like this
[4:38:43 PM] Loliva: he causes me constant panic
[4:38:47 PM] Loliva: Im always afraid
[4:38:52 PM] Loliva: I just want to cry
[4:39:05 PM] Loliva: and i think he's up to something idk what but he doesnt appear friendly
[4:39:07 PM] Loliva: at all
[4:39:34 PM] MayMay: wait
[4:39:42 PM] MayMay: why are you near him in the first place?
[4:39:53 PM] Loliva: he lives at my house
[4:39:57 PM] MayMay: thats
[4:39:58 PM] MayMay: odd
[4:40:04 PM] Alexis: ^
[4:40:07 PM] Bacon: ^
[4:40:54 PM] DarkShadows: Loliva, is there any way you can run? Leave the house, start travelling?
[4:41:09 PM] Loliva: I tried that
[4:41:13 PM] Loliva: he just catches
[4:41:15 PM] Loliva: me
[4:41:16 PM] Loliva: and
[4:41:19 PM] Loliva: q.q
[4:41:27 PM] Loliva: inflicts pain
[4:41:49 PM] Loliva: lots of it, a lot of my bones are broken
[4:41:53 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:41:55 PM] DarkShadows: due.
[4:41:57 PM] DarkShadows: *dude
[4:42:14 PM] DarkShadows: Question is, what does he want from you that he *needs* you for?
[4:42:21 PM] Loliva: I tried asking him
[4:42:50 PM] Alexis: and?
[4:43:00 PM] Loliva: well
[4:43:05 PM] Loliva: his response was
[4:43:20 PM] DarkShadows: guys I need to brb a sec
[4:43:28 PM] Loliva: ok
[4:44:04 PM] Loliva: "Well my little one, I do have big plans for you. perhaps not the kind you want to be involved with but i've never thought that to be a barrier"
[4:44:11 PM] Loliva: then he just laughed
[4:44:39 PM] Bacon: thats awful D:
[4:47:05 PM] DarkShadows: back
[4:47:10 PM] Bacon: yay
[4:47:10 PM] DarkShadows: that's horrible.
[4:47:22 PM] DarkShadows: And of course he'd go back on his supposed 'agreement' with us.
[4:47:33 PM] DarkShadows: I'd say he's two-faced but he doesn't have one.
[4:48:19 PM] Loliva: "Loliva, there are two things that I want in this world...to not die and not be bored. You are what helps me with both"
[4:48:31 PM] Loliva: was his followup
[4:48:42 PM] Bacon: how do you help him stay alive o.O ?
[4:48:56 PM] Alexis: yeah thats a good question o.o'
[4:49:44 PM] Loliva: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX########!!!"WWW.........oko,kjjji
[4:49:59 PM] Loliva: I could answer that for you, my dear Alexis :D
[4:50:11 PM] Alexis: ...
[4:50:16 PM] Bacon: what?
[4:50:27 PM] Alexis: its slenderman
[4:50:36 PM] Bacon: why does he use emoticons?
[4:50:40 PM] Alexis: idk
[4:50:52 PM] Loliva: well its far more fun that way :D
[4:51:14 PM] Bacon: so
[4:51:22 PM] Bacon: how does she help you stay alive?
[4:51:31 PM] Loliva: thats an excellent question
[4:51:33 PM] Loliva: you see
[4:52:22 PM] Loliva: she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
[4:52:32 PM] Loliva: its a fun system :D
[4:52:50 PM] MayMay: the girl has lot more value to life than you
[4:52:51 PM] MayMay: let her go
[4:53:01 PM] Loliva: Oh I do not intend to
[4:53:05 PM] Loliva: I like her apartment
[4:53:14 PM] Loliva: and she keeps me company and helps me be safe
[4:53:20 PM] Loliva: why would I let her go o.O ?
[4:53:33 PM] Alexis: From his perspective he has a point May
[4:53:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[4:53:48 PM] MayMay: I suppose
[4:54:21 PM] DarkShadows: Okay my question is this, how does a random human being help a faceless tentacle beast be 'safe'?
[4:54:24 PM] DarkShadows: Safe from *what*?
[4:54:31 PM] Loliva: [4:51 PM] Loliva:
<<< she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
its a fun system :D
[4:54:37 PM] Loliva: pay attention dear Dark
[4:55:52 PM] Alexis: so..
[4:55:54 PM] Alexis: what now
[4:56:06 PM] Alexis: why are you telling us this when well we cant do anything
[4:56:19 PM] Loliva: oh you are no fun Alexis
[4:56:34 PM] DarkShadows: well excuse me for not being here 24/7, Skinny Freak.
[4:56:44 PM] Loliva: anyway
[4:56:48 PM] Loliva: you got your answer
[4:56:53 PM] DarkShadows: Why even engage with us if we can't *do* anything?
[4:57:00 PM] DarkShadows: For the hell of it?
[4:57:11 PM] Loliva: well first of all it keeps me entertained
[4:57:27 PM] Loliva: second of all I plan on giving you a chance to fight back
[4:57:33 PM] Loliva: because im a nice guy like that
[4:57:38 PM] Loliva: and it will please me :D
[4:57:51 PM] DarkShadows: heh. Yeah a being that *kidnaps people and breaks their bones when they try to run* is a real nice guy. *sarcasm*
[4:58:33 PM] DarkShadows: But since pissing you off isn't exactly in *our* best interests either, fine. One question, are we fighting back against you, or the thing *after* you, the thing Willow wants?
[4:59:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... I will admit, for as sadistic you are, you're not stupid. Taking a hostage was actually a smart idea.
[4:59:13 PM] Loliva: It would be in my best interest to let you help me
[4:59:28 PM] Loliva: if you dont mind ^^'
[4:59:44 PM] Loliva: please :3
[5:00:01 PM] Alexis: you want us....the humans...to...help
[5:00:03 PM] Alexis: you?
[5:00:07 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:00:33 PM] Bacon: how?
[5:00:39 PM] Bacon: would we be able to help?
[5:00:45 PM] Loliva: I'd
[5:00:50 PM] Loliva: just kind of
[5:00:54 PM] Loliva: modify you
[5:00:57 PM] Loliva: give you powers
[5:01:05 PM] Loliva: everyone likes powers =D
[5:01:11 PM] MayMay: ...
[5:02:51 PM] Loliva: what?
[5:02:56 PM] Bacon: define: modify
[5:03:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... you want to change us.
[5:03:24 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:03:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... how exactly?
[5:03:55 PM] Loliva: sort of enhance your abilities and make you into your full potential =D ill alter appearance, mentality and stuff
[5:04:01 PM] Loliva: to give you an edge
[5:04:13 PM] Loliva: ^^
[5:04:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... You're going to warp us physically, mentally, and emotionally, and you expect us to just be okay with all this.
[5:04:42 PM] DarkShadows: There's a catch here.
[5:04:44 PM] Loliva: i assumed you would be <.<
[5:05:01 PM] Loliva: catch? well for once I kind of just laid it out in the open
[5:05:08 PM] Loliva: thats all I want from you really
[5:05:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... you're not expecting us to serve you in return after all this is done? Because I am *not* being your Proxy.
[5:05:41 PM] DarkShadows: (brb)
[5:06:14 PM] Loliva: well that is really up to you. im just asking you nicely before I go about and do it with force ^-^
[5:06:23 PM] Afterwards: I'd rather not.
[5:11:34 PM] DarkShadows: wait you're going to *force it on us anyway?*
[5:11:38 PM] DarkShadows: Then why the fuck did you ask?!
[5:11:51 PM] Loliva: to be polite
[5:11:52 PM] Afterwards: He's a jerk.
[5:11:55 PM] Afterwards: Obviously.
[5:11:58 PM] DarkShadows: WTF is wrong with you!?
[5:12:13 PM] Loliva: ok im just gonna take one of you though
[5:12:14 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:
<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:12:23 PM] Loliva: the rest can just help out in other ways
[5:12:26 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:12:28 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah I believe that about as much as I believe cows can fly.
[5:12:30 PM] Afterwards: I'd still rather not.
[5:12:42 PM] Loliva: eenie, meenie, mainy, moe
[5:12:49 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody here wants to be an eldritch monster that can't even comprehend *themselves*
[5:12:56 PM] DarkShadows: Go find someone else.
[5:13:01 PM] Afterwards: Please.
[5:13:18 PM] DarkShadows: Even better go jump in a hole and die.
[5:13:25 PM] Bacon: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000--------------------------------------eeeefd@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~ Well it looks like its too late
[5:13:26 PM] Bacon: :D
[5:13:42 PM] Afterwards: Oh my god.
[5:13:45 PM] Afterwards: What the hell.
[5:13:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... why the fuck would you pick on the new girl.
[5:13:56 PM] DarkShadows: Watch. he'll do this to all of us just to be a dick.
[5:14:01 PM] Bacon: right now she's sleeping, put her to sleep before i modify her
[5:14:03 PM] DarkShadows: we're all going to suffer we're all fucking doomed.
[5:14:17 PM] Bacon: why the new girl?
[5:14:20 PM] Bacon: just because
[5:14:22 PM] Bacon: fun
[5:14:39 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:
<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:14:41 PM] DarkShadows: Remind us again why we should be helping you, and not siding with Willow and sicing this thing on your pale ass.
[5:14:53 PM] Afterwards: (I vote for the latter)
[5:14:55 PM] Bacon: its not willow im worried about
[5:15:01 PM] Bacon: she is at the same level as me
[5:15:05 PM] Bacon: in terms of power
[5:15:07 PM] Afterwards: (still vote for the latter)
[5:15:14 PM] Bacon: its the tree I worry about ._.
[5:15:24 PM] Afterwards: The... tree?
[5:15:29 PM] Afterwards: You're all trees.
[5:15:32 PM] Afterwards: Essentially.
[5:15:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... The being that lives in a palce known for lots of trees... is afraid of a tree.
[5:15:44 PM] DarkShadows: you have got to be kidding me here.
[5:15:46 PM] Bacon: Yeah, but like
[5:15:48 PM] Bacon: this tree
[5:15:52 PM] Bacon: it has a face, it lives
[5:15:56 PM] Bacon: it just popped up
[5:15:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:15:57 PM] DarkShadows: Oh.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: in my path
[5:16:01 PM] DarkShadows: *That* tree.
[5:16:01 PM] Afterwards: wait.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:16:02 PM] Afterwards: what.
[5:16:02 PM] DarkShadows: ._.
[5:16:08 PM] DarkShadows: fuck.
[5:16:09 PM] Afterwards: ._.
[5:16:17 PM] DarkShadows: yeah... yeah um you really have a problem there...
[5:16:31 PM] DarkShadows: ... even more of an incentive not to help out here kthxbai
[5:16:38 PM] DarkShadows: *goes to leave*
[5:16:39 PM] Bacon: please
[5:16:42 PM] Bacon: I beg you Dark
[5:16:45 PM] Bacon: help ._.
[5:16:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... why specifically me?
[5:16:57 PM] Bacon: because you are leaving
[5:17:01 PM] DarkShadows: fuck off.
[5:17:09 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:17:13 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:17:21 PM] DarkShadows: Oh please, you can't cry, you don't have eyes.
[5:17:31 PM] Bacon: You're mean!
[5:17:40 PM] Afterwards: I have an idea.
[5:17:44 PM] Afterwards: Let's team up.
[5:17:49 PM] Afterwards: With the tree.
[5:17:53 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:17:59 PM] Bacon: I'm scared
[5:18:02 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:18:06 PM] DarkShadows: Give me *one good reason* to help something that kills people, tortures people, turns them into monsters without their consent, and has blatently done shit that proves *we cannot trust it*.
[5:18:26 PM] Bacon: because you'lll freaking die if you dont ok?
[5:18:28 PM] DarkShadows: *You're* fucking scared?! How the fuck do you think *I* feel?
[5:18:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:18:36 PM] DarkShadows: okay that's a good reason.
[5:18:45 PM] Bacon: The tree is not gonna side with you people
[5:18:47 PM] Afterwards: [5:17 PM] Afterwards:
<<< I have an idea.
Let's team up.
With the tree.
[5:18:50 PM] Bacon: it doesnt side with anyone
[5:18:50 PM] Afterwards: Wait what.
[5:18:54 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:19:01 PM] Afterwards: How do you know that?
[5:19:11 PM] Afterwards: How do WE know we can trust you on that?
[5:19:13 PM] Bacon: i asked
[5:19:14 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: eh
[5:19:20 PM] Bacon: well
[5:19:24 PM] Bacon: you cant really
[5:19:30 PM] Afterwards: Exactly.
[5:19:33 PM] DarkShadows: You've done *nothing* that proves you're trustworthy and everything that proves you're an asshole.
[5:19:44 PM] Bacon: ok
[5:19:53 PM] Bacon: would you take willow's word for it?
[5:20:23 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:20:25 PM] Afterwards: yeah.
[5:20:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... maybe more than yours. But you're talking to a skeptic, who is dealing with the fact that things she previously thought fictional, one of which she thought was *her fictional creation*, exist.
[5:20:53 PM] Loliva: yeah
[5:21:00 PM] Loliva: i guess so
[5:21:07 PM] Loliva: hang on I'll get Willow
[5:21:11 PM] DarkShadows: There's not a lot I can really trust at this point but I'd probably trust her more than you.
[5:21:18 PM] Loliva: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OuO
[5:21:21 PM] Loliva: hello
[5:21:25 PM] Loliva: children
[5:21:27 PM] Afterwards: Hello
[5:21:30 PM] Afterwards: Willow.
[5:21:36 PM] Loliva: you.requested.me?
[5:21:44 PM] Bacon: actually I did
[5:21:50 PM] Bacon: they dont believe me about the tree
[5:21:56 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:22:00 PM] Loliva: The Tree OuO
[5:22:12 PM] Loliva: I.dont.like.the.tree OuO
[5:22:16 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:23:01 PM | Edited 5:23:07 PM] Afterwards: Why don't you like the tree, Willow?
[5:23:13 PM] Loliva: it wants to kill.me OuO
[5:23:16 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:23:24 PM] Afterwards: y
[5:23:35 PM] Loliva: we threaten its existance OuO
[5:23:47 PM] DarkShadows: Hm
[5:23:51 PM] Afterwards: How so?
[5:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: and what's that mean for us humans?
[5:24:14 PM] Loliva: well OuO in its mind, only one being should exist
[5:24:26 PM] Loliva: so it would kill all humans that know about me or Slenderman OuO
[5:24:38 PM] Afterwards: wait
[5:24:44 PM] Afterwards: why does it think like that?
[5:24:58 PM] Loliva: its narcisistic beyond belief OuO
[5:24:59 PM] Loliva: idk
[5:25:01 PM] Loliva: OuO
[5:25:03 PM] Afterwards: oh
[5:25:33 PM] Loliva: klp,
[5:25:34 PM] Loliva: 'fgd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: ældfg,ældg,'sd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: dsfæs
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: 'fsa
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: dsd
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: ds
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:39 PM] Loliva: s
[5:25:40 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: d
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sdfpsef
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:44 PM] Afterwards: omai.
[5:25:57 PM] Bacon: Willow?
[5:26:14 PM] Bacon: is she online?
[5:26:24 PM] Afterwards: She, um
[5:26:27 PM] Afterwards: She left
[5:26:30 PM] Afterwards: odd
[5:26:41 PM] Alexis: what was that frantic typing?
[5:26:46 PM] Bacon: ^
[5:26:52 PM] Afterwards: I'm assuming it was, um
[5:26:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:27:03 PM] Afterwards: She was being attacked, maybe?
[5:27:05 PM] Afterwards: but
[5:27:08 PM] DarkShadows: shit. did we just watch an eldritch being die?
[5:27:10 PM] Afterwards: that seems unlikely
[5:27:26 PM] DarkShadows: I really fucking hope not because that means *everyone* is screwed.
[5:27:41 PM] Bacon: I'll check on her in a bit
[5:27:47 PM] Bacon: but, please folks
[5:27:48 PM] Bacon: help us
[5:27:59 PM] Afterwards: I still don't understand
[5:28:02 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:28:09 PM] Afterwards: Why would the tree...want to kill you two?
[5:28:28 PM] Bacon: because it thinks we shouldnt exist to begin with.
[5:28:33 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:38 PM] Bacon: as the tree was born into this world first
[5:28:38 PM] Afterwards: But again.... why?
[5:28:40 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:45 PM] Afterwards: I see.
[5:28:48 PM] Bacon: it took its place in my path
[5:28:53 PM] Bacon: i cant go there anymore
[5:28:57 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:06 PM] Afterwards: And that's why.... oh.
[5:29:26 PM] Bacon: it killed my proxies Q.Q
[5:29:37 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:43 PM] Afterwards: Um.
[5:29:53 PM] Afterwards: Anyone else getting that deja vu again?
[5:30:02 PM] Alexis: I am
[5:30:07 PM] Alexis: weird
[5:30:20 PM] Afterwards: *sigh*
[5:30:24 PM] Afterwards: okay, I guess.
[5:30:29 PM] Afterwards: I think we should
[5:30:47 PM] Afterwards: *cringe* I think we should help out the Slender Man.
[5:30:52 PM] Afterwards: There, I said it.
[5:31:03 PM] Bacon: YAY
[5:31:09 PM] Bacon: (hug)
[5:31:26 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, but don't go thinking we're all buddies or anything.
[5:31:36 PM] Afterwards: I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:32:03 PM] Afterwards: I think it's safe to say Shadows feels the same.
[5:32:19 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:32:31 PM] Bacon: that hurt my feelings
[5:32:37 PM] Bacon: now we're both in the wrong
[5:33:01 PM] Afterwards: how so?
[5:33:09 PM] Bacon: you did a bad thing
[5:33:12 PM | Edited 5:33:16 PM] Afterwards: oh?
[5:33:14 PM] Bacon: I did a bad thing
[5:33:19 PM] Bacon: now we're even
[5:33:24 PM] Bacon: :3
[5:33:25 PM] Afterwards: what exactly
[5:33:28 PM] Afterwards: did I do?
[5:33:40 PM] Bacon: [5:32 PM] Bacon:
<<< that hurt my feelings
[5:33:46 PM] Bacon: [5:31 PM] Afterwards:
<<< I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:33:48 PM] Afterwards: Oh yes.
[5:33:59 PM] Afterwards: I hurt the horrible eldritch creature's feelings.
[5:34:06 PM] Afterwards: I'm such a monster.
[5:34:12 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:34:18 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:34:27 PM] Afterwards: Spare me your fake Internet tears.
[5:34:32 PM] Bacon: <.<
[5:34:34 PM] Bacon: fine
[5:34:38 PM] Bacon: I'll just leave or something
[5:34:44 PM] Afterwards: Okay.
[5:34:52 PM] Bacon: dont expect to hear from your friend Bacon anytime soon :D
[5:34:56 PM] Bacon: ciao
[5:35:04 PM] Afterwards: Wow.
[5:35:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... asshole.
[5:35:07 PM | Edited 5:35:13 PM] Afterwards: What a jerk.
[5:35:21 PM] Alexis: I agree
[5:35:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... he's going to do that to all of us, you realize that, right? You guys don't *seriously* think he'll be satisfied with taking just one of us.
[5:35:52 PM] Afterwards: I dunno
[5:35:55 PM] Alexis: but
[5:36:01 PM] Alexis: what else can we do really I mean
[5:36:05 PM] Alexis: you heard willow
[5:36:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... we can't do anything.
[5:36:12 PM] DarkShadows: that's the problem.
[5:36:16 PM] Alexis: we can help him
[5:36:34 PM] DarkShadows: Our hands have collectively been forced and now we have to help them. It. Him. whatever you wanna call it.
[5:36:45 PM] Afterwards: Well
[5:36:46 PM] Alexis: so yeah
[5:36:50 PM] Alexis: lets do that then
[5:36:59 PM] Afterwards: alright then
[5:37:04 PM] DarkShadows: ... I still don't like this, but it's better than watching everything die.
[5:37:09 PM] Alexis: so
[5:37:12 PM] Alexis: somebody log this?
[5:37:20 PM] Afterwards: Well, let's hope it doesn't end up with everything dying.
[5:37:25 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, I'll log it.
[5:37:31 PM] Alexis: yay brah ^^
[5:37:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... so now what exactly, we log this and wait until the Faceless Wonder brings us more bad news?
[5:38:06 PM] Afterwards: Guess so.
[5:38:13 PM] Afterwards: Again, not much else we can do.
[5:38:17 PM] Afterwards: I say we go with it.
[5:38:20 PM] Afterwards: At least for now.
[5:41:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... alright.
[5:41:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know about you guys but this one isn't getting much sleep tonight.
[5:42:08 PM] Afterwards: I never get much sleep u_u
[5:48:19 PM] DarkShadows: Nightmares?
[5:49:51 PM] Afterwards: no, just
[5:49:57 PM] Afterwards: insomnia, I guess
[5:56:01 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[5:56:03 PM] DarkShadows: you sure?
[5:56:18 PM] DarkShadows: That tall creep causes insomnia. I wouldn't be surprised if he were following all of us.
[5:56:29 PM] Afterwards: o_o
[5:56:41 PM] MayMay: way to calm him down Dark
[6:00:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... what, you want me to mince words? *shrugs*
Long story short: Slendy introduced a new being into the picture: The Bleeding Tree. I can't exactly explain this being because I'm not entirely sure what it is or what it does, other than, obviously, a tree that bleeds. Slendy explained that it was the first thing that existed and thus believes that it is the only thing that should exist. For this reason, the Tree wants to kill everything else.
But because we still don't trust him (because duh) he brought in Willow to confirm that what he told us was correct. In retrospect, I'm not sure why we even trusted Willow, I mean we hardly even know her, but then again... I think... I think the other me had a close relationship with the Weeping Willow. Many times throughout the conversation, I almost called her "Mother". Why... why would I call her that?
Anyway. So, we reluctantly agreed to form an uneasy alliance with the Slender Man (wow, that sounded a lot less crazy before). So... yeah. That's where we left it. I think the chess analogy is pretty much broken now. And this no longer has anything to do with rescuing hearts...
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