Loliva contacted us again yesterday. Unfortunately, I wasn't there, due to matters unprecedented and un-having-to-do-with this, but while reading the logs (which DarkShadows sent me, thanks Dark! :3) I had the same sense of deja vu I had the day before... only different. If that makes sense... So anyway, Loliva was telling us... Well, just read the logs:
[6:20:13 PM] Loliva Zeran: ...
[6:20:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... hello?
[6:20:34 PM] Loliva Zeran: Hi
[6:20:48 PM] Loliva Zeran: How are you?
[6:20:59 PM] Alexis: Eh, I'm good.
[6:21:50 PM] DarkShadows: I'm a bit busy but alright.
[6:22:07 PM] Loliva Zeran: Busy with what?
[6:22:31 PM] DarkShadows: artwork...
[6:22:32 PM] DarkShadows: brb food
[6:43:22 PM] DarkShadows: back
[6:43:36 PM] Loliva Zeran: Dark
[6:43:40 PM] DarkShadows: yes?
[6:43:41 PM] Loliva Zeran: *hugs tightly*
[6:43:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... (hug)
[6:43:49 PM] DarkShadows: something wrong?
[6:43:52 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm scared
[6:43:56 PM] DarkShadows: why?
[6:44:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: Slenderman has been following me
[6:44:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's behind me as we speak
[6:44:58 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[6:45:07 PM] DarkShadows: you're kidding me right now.
[6:45:25 PM] Alexis: ^
[6:45:29 PM] Loliva Zeran: No
[6:45:35 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's behind me
[6:45:49 PM] DarkShadows: ... can he read English?
[6:46:02 PM] Loliva Zeran: I don't think so
[6:46:13 PM] Loliva Zeran: He seems confused at what Im doing
[6:46:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: I dont think he knows what a computer is
[6:46:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay. Not sure how you're talking if he's near the computer, wouldn't it spaz out?
[6:47:07 PM] DarkShadows: ... nevermind. You think he's aware of your intent to break free?
[6:47:16 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm not sure
[6:47:36 PM] DarkShadows: Is it possible he knows you're afraid?
[6:47:55 PM] DarkShadows: Possible he's trying to figure out what the hell is scaring his sl... er, Proxy so bad?
[6:48:09 PM] DarkShadows: ... what the hell am I saying, urban legends don't think...
[6:48:38 PM] Loliva Zeran: It could be that he's curious about how I function.
[6:49:12 PM] DarkShadows: huh. I thought Proxies had like, some sort of mental link with him. At least that was my assumption...
[6:49:28 PM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* Look, all my knowledge of this thing comes from Youtube series and stories.
[6:49:39 PM] Loliva Zeran: the thing is Im not normal
[6:50:20 PM] Loliva Zeran: when proxies become proxies they become either mindless or are willing. But, all he did was take my heart and replace it with some sort of azoth.
[6:50:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: it burns
[6:51:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't think you're his Proxy then...
[6:51:18 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe he's doing... I hate to say this, maybe he's doing some sort of experiement on you.
[6:51:37 PM] DarkShadows: Like I know how some eldritch being thinks, especially something that shouldn't be to begin with.
[6:51:50 PM] *** Loliva Zeran added Wally ***
[6:52:00 PM] Loliva Zeran: Yeah I realize
[6:52:05 PM] Loliva Zeran: its very likely
[6:52:19 PM] Alexis: Is there
[6:52:21 PM] Alexis: any way
[6:52:27 PM | Edited 6:52:35 PM] Alexis: to save you?
[6:52:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm not sure
[6:52:55 PM] DarkShadows: Wally, hello.
[6:53:25 PM] Wally: Hello
[6:53:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm still confused as to why it's your *heart* he took.
[6:54:18 PM] Loliva Zeran: Perhaps because he has none?
[6:54:25 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[6:54:28 PM] DarkShadows: perhaps.
[6:54:33 PM] DarkShadows: brb
[6:54:38 PM] Loliva Zeran: Alright
[6:57:16 PM] DarkShadows: back
[6:57:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... If that's the case, why would he want to make you similar?
[6:57:38 PM] DarkShadows: to himself that is.
[6:58:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: maybe he wants company?
[6:58:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... not sure. Everything I've read about this being paints him more as a monster.
[6:58:54 PM] DarkShadows: Something without pity.
[6:59:17 PM] DarkShadows: It could just as easily be that he wants to see what would happen, or torment you, I don't know.
[6:59:40 PM] Loliva Zeran: It doesn't wait..salmsasmds,x.xx,mx,xm,m,xc0,2,
[6:59:49 PM] Alexis: o.o?
[6:59:56 PM] Alexis: ehm
[6:59:59 PM] Alexis: you ok?
[7:00:03 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:00:26 PM] DarkShadows: that seems bad.
[7:00:32 PM] Loliva Zeran: he...he ate my cat
[7:00:36 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:00:46 PM] DarkShadows: I don't even... how did he... without a...
[7:00:46 PM] Loliva Zeran: q.q
[7:00:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm... sorry. (hug)
[7:00:57 PM] Loliva Zeran: his tentacles are his mouth
[7:01:00 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:01:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not sure I needed to know that.
[7:01:45 PM] Loliva Zeran: now he is going through my fridge
[7:01:58 PM] Loliva Zeran: q.q guys I'm terrified
[7:01:59 PM] Loliva Zeran: help!
[7:02:17 PM] Alexis: I...dont even
[7:02:24 PM] DarkShadows: ... dude how the hell do you expect me to do anything if a faceless tentacle beast is going through your fridge?
[7:02:40 PM] DarkShadows: Look, let him have your damn fridge, you go find somewhere to hide. Somewhere he cannot fit inside.
[7:02:44 PM] DarkShadows: Do you have a crawlspace?
[7:03:03 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe an attic area that is very small?
[7:03:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: he doesnt seem to be eating me
[7:03:15 PM] Loliva Zeran: or doing anything
[7:03:16 PM] Loliva Zeran: to me
[7:03:21 PM] Loliva Zeran: just my cat and fridge
[7:03:26 PM] DarkShadows: Well if you're scared I just thought taking cover would help.
[7:03:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... he's an omnivore. Great. We're all fucked.
[7:04:01 PM] Loliva Zeran: He
[7:04:08 PM] Loliva Zeran: is laying down on my couch
[7:04:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: ...
[7:04:21 PM] Loliva Zeran: alright *heavy breathing*
[7:04:44 PM] DarkShadows: ... HOW
[7:04:52 PM] Loliva Zeran: he just lay down
[7:04:52 PM] DarkShadows: DOES SOMETHING 10 FEET TALL
[7:04:58 PM] DarkShadows: FIT ON YOUR COUCH
[7:05:01 PM | Edited 7:05:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: he's about 6 feet
[7:05:21 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:05:31 PM] DarkShadows: 2 meters tall or 2 meters away?
[7:05:47 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's about 6 feet tall is what I meant
[7:06:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: the size of grown man
[7:06:26 PM] DarkShadows: alright, so at his lower height limit.
[7:06:39 PM] DarkShadows: Sorry I think in metrics but was having trouble converting to feet.
[7:07:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: should I do something?
[7:07:39 PM] Alexis: attacking him would be suicide
[7:07:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm confused as to why he's wandering around your house as if he owns the place.
[7:07:45 PM] DarkShadows: Don't attack him obviously.
[7:08:04 PM] DarkShadows: If you feel he's an immediate threat I'd run. If he hasn't noticed so far I'd maybe lie low.
[7:08:11 PM] DarkShadows: If he does take notice I'd run though.
[7:09:01 PM] Loliva Zeran: he's...ehm, sleeping. I think, his tentacles are down and he is awfully still.
[7:09:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... isn't he normally pretty still?
[7:09:26 PM] DarkShadows: But yeah if he's not moving I wouldn't do anything to wake him up...
[7:09:45 PM] Loliva Zeran: yeah im just trying to lay low
[7:09:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: does he live here now? I dont want that
[7:10:10 PM] DarkShadows: I have no idea!
[7:10:26 PM] DarkShadows: I don't know *what* he's doing, it's confusing me and it sounds like a bad fanfic.
[7:10:50 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe he *thinks* he lives there, or something.
[7:11:09 PM] DarkShadows: Because for all intents and purposes he's acting like he thinks he's married to you and this is his house or something.
[7:11:15 PM] Loliva Zeran: Reminds me of the slenderblog H(a)unting...
[7:11:27 PM] DarkShadows: Which, why the fuck would he... with a human being, I just...
[7:11:49 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah, and we all know how much H(a)unting ended up jumping the shark... XD
[7:12:02 PM] DarkShadows: I guess consider yourself very lucky he's not trying to kill you right now?
[7:12:08 PM] Loliva Zeran: yeah
[7:12:20 PM] Loliva Zeran: I mean it coul
[7:12:32 PM] Loliva Zeran: kp´....+++´+
[7:12:57 PM] Loliva Zeran: Peasants
[7:13:02 PM] Loliva Zeran: all of you
[7:13:02 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:13:04 PM] DarkShadows: WTF
[7:13:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: You're trying to help my experiment escape
[7:13:29 PM] Loliva Zeran: I cannot allow that
[7:13:38 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay this is not a thing that is happening right now.
[7:13:44 PM] Alexis: WHAT THE HELL
[7:14:04 PM] DarkShadows: HOW DOES IT KNOW ENGLISH
[7:14:30 PM] Loliva Zeran: Appearantly you think I'm unintelligent, that I'm just a wild beast. If I was such a wild beast I would not be able to conduct experiments, now would I?
[7:14:59 PM] DarkShadows: Right now brain not working adequately.
[7:15:01 PM] Slenderman: It bodes well for me that you've gathered here, makes communication easier I suppose.
[7:15:04 PM] DarkShadows: ._.
[7:15:11 PM] Slenderman: You there
[7:15:13 PM] Slenderman: Dark
[7:15:18 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:15:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes?
[7:15:33 PM] Slenderman: Why are you trying to stand in my way?
[7:15:45 PM] Alexis: ...
[7:15:47 PM] DarkShadows: ... someone please explain the deja vu I am getting right now.
[7:15:59 PM] DarkShadows: Because there is no way this is happening.
[7:16:14 PM] Slenderman: you didn't answer my question
[7:16:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't have a good answer for that.
[7:17:19 PM] Slenderman: Alright so what do you propose I do with you 5
[7:17:33 PM] DarkShadows: leave me alone plz? :3
[7:18:27 PM] Slenderman: Oh you would like that wouldn't you. Then again I'm curious as to I've not recieved any questions from you.
[7:18:34 PM] Slenderman: Seems like something you humans do a lot.
[7:18:37 PM] Slenderman: question things.
[7:18:48 PM] DarkShadows: How do you exist right now because this makes no sense.
[7:19:04 PM] Slenderman: Oh, simply put I have no idea.
[7:19:14 PM] Slenderman: I just existed one day
[7:19:18 PM] Slenderman: it confuses me
[7:20:08 PM] DarkShadows: what exactly are you trying to do with Lols over there? Your er, experiment...? Just for my own curiosity, being of a scientific betn myself...
[7:20:33 PM] Slenderman: I'm trying to see how much I can do
[7:20:44 PM] Slenderman: See how much I can change her
[7:20:53 PM] DarkShadows: Why change her?
[7:21:13 PM] Slenderman: I wouldn't mind the company
[7:21:22 PM] Slenderman: and I want to know how powerful I am
[7:21:37 PM] DarkShadows: Curiosity's sake then...
[7:21:46 PM] Slenderman: indeed
[7:22:06 PM] DarkShadows: Is... is that why you go after humans? In general, I mean...
[7:22:19 PM] Slenderman: Most of the time
[7:22:20 PM] Slenderman: yes
[7:22:39 PM] Slenderman: You humans are so adorable.
[7:22:53 PM] Slenderman: Like dogs, only funnier
[7:23:01 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:23:09 PM] DarkShadows: okay not sure how to react to that.
[7:23:17 PM] Slenderman: tell you what
[7:23:27 PM] Slenderman: I'll release the girl and give her back her heart
[7:23:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... there's a catch isn't there?
[7:23:52 PM] Slenderman: of course there is my dear
[7:24:15 PM] Slenderman: one of you is going to have to go in her place. And before anyone volunteers I'll get to pick.
[7:24:23 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:24:35 PM] Slenderman: I'm gonna assume we have a deal then
[7:24:52 PM] DarkShadows: No offense but I don't think anyone where is rushing up to volunteer for this.
[7:25:19 PM] Slenderman: alright.
[7:25:45 PM] DarkShadows: Guys what do? ;-;
[7:25:56 PM] Alexis: I think we shou
[7:25:58 PM] Alexis: sdlæsd
[7:25:59 PM] Alexis: dsds
[7:26:00 PM] Alexis: ds
[7:26:01 PM] Alexis: vd
[7:26:02 PM] Alexis: dfv
[7:26:02 PM] Alexis: ,,
[7:26:03 PM] Alexis: ,
[7:26:04 PM | Edited 7:26:05 PM] Alexis: ,0
[7:26:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... Alexis?
[7:26:16 PM] DarkShadows: D:
[7:26:33 PM] Alexis: Man, she would not let go of that keyboard.
[7:26:43 PM] DarkShadows: Dude, WTF!?
[7:26:54 PM] Alexis: But yes, a deal is a deal...the girl is free to go and has her heart back.
[7:26:56 PM] DarkShadows: I didn't even get to talk it over with anyone first!
[7:27:11 PM] Alexis: I told you I'd assume we have a deal.
[7:27:25 PM] DarkShadows: ... I swear if you hurt my friend...
[7:27:43 PM] Alexis: Well she's missing a heart now if that's what you are wondering.
[7:27:50 PM] DarkShadows: D:
[7:28:01 PM] Alexis: its moist I must say
[7:28:04 PM] Alexis: human hearts
[7:28:08 PM] Alexis: are like chocolate
[7:28:09 PM] Alexis: to me
[7:28:18 PM] DarkShadows: Things I did not need to know number #23.
[7:28:39 PM] Alexis: Oh dear my lovely Dark, are you upset about something?
[7:29:00 PM] Alexis: It appears like you are
[7:29:07 PM] Alexis: :D
[7:29:23 PM] DarkShadows: You stole. my friend's. Heart. of course I am pissed.
[7:29:26 PM] DarkShadows: Also that's disgusting.
[7:29:51 PM] DarkShadows: This has to be some sort of trippy nightmare because seriously *this cannot happen*
[7:30:38 PM] Slenderman: What do we do now Dark?
[7:30:57 PM] DarkShadows: Like fuck if I know!
[7:31:03 PM] Alexis: I see you found your way to the keyboard Loliva.
[7:31:20 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not the answer here!
[7:31:37 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody else is helping me out
[7:31:51 PM] DarkShadows: And to be frankly honest this whole thing is scaring me, but I don't fucking know why!
[7:32:01 PM] Loliva: OuOI.can.help.you.child
[7:32:43 PM] DarkShadows: So unless *someone here* wants to tell me what the fuck to do
[7:32:47 PM] DarkShadows: I don't have an aswer
[7:32:50 PM] DarkShadows: *answer
[7:32:51 PM] Loliva: OuO
[7:32:58 PM] Loliva: OuODark.can.I.help?
[7:33:07 PM] DarkShadows: Can you make this shit cease?
[7:33:19 PM] DarkShadows: Or explain why the fuck this shit seems familiar?
[7:33:29 PM] DarkShadows: or do anything that makes fucking sense? ;-;
[7:33:38 PM] Loliva: oh.I.can.explain.why.it.feels.familiarOuO
[7:33:56 PM] Alexis: Actually my dear Willow, if I may explain it to them.
[7:34:14 PM] Alexis: You've heard of the multiverse theory, correct?
[7:34:19 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes.
[7:35:08 PM] Alexis: In another universe in the same multiverse as we are in now, there was a version of you DarkShadows dealing with my creations and trying to save the world from cosmic unbalance.
[7:35:29 PM] Alexis: in order to do so, you resetted the entire multiverse to an earlier point.
[7:36:09 PM] Alexis: Which caused me to exist as an excess of material or "data"
[7:36:18 PM] Alexis: And here we are.
[7:36:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... You lost me.
[7:36:50 PM] DarkShadows: What does any of this have to do with stealing people's hearts and being a jerk in general?
[7:37:12 PM] Alexis: Nothing, I was just explaining why you found it so familiar.
[7:37:29 PM] Alexis: Because you've already been in a similar situation or at least a version of you.
[7:37:41 PM] Alexis: Frankly my dear your other self created me.
[7:38:01 PM] DarkShadows: oh, okay, so you're just being a dick to be a dick because a version of myself *I know nothing about* thought it would be a good idea. Thanks, self.
[7:38:39 PM] Alexis: Actually your other self was merely trying to save the world.
[7:38:47 PM] Alexis: She had no idea I'd come to existance.
[7:39:18 PM] DarkShadows: Still though, you're being a dick and I don't appreciate it.
[7:39:26 PM] DarkShadows: And stop calling me "dear".
[7:39:36 PM] Alexis: Why can't I?
[7:39:43 PM] Loliva: OuO
[7:39:48 PM] DarkShadows: If I told you why it would give you more impetus to do it.
[7:50:01 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not as stupid as most humans are.
[7:51:09 PM] Alexis: delightful
[7:51:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... what exactly are you trying to get me to do?
[7:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: Why even bother with me? I'm one human in a world of six billion people.
[7:55:10 PM] Alexis: indeed
[7:55:17 PM] Alexis: but you were standing in my way
[7:55:21 PM] Alexis: or trying to
[7:55:25 PM] Alexis: help a victim
[7:55:40 PM] DarkShadows: You expect me to sit there and watch another person get hurt?
[7:56:00 PM] DarkShadows: If it's me you want, leave the others out of this.
[7:56:05 PM] DarkShadows: they didn't do a damn thing.
[7:56:23 PM] Alexis: but as you know
[7:56:31 PM] Alexis: physical torture does little
[7:56:37 PM] Alexis: emotional torture does much
[7:56:41 PM] Alexis: :D
[7:56:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... Precisely why I refuse to let you get that far.
[7:57:13 PM] DarkShadows: And if it takes me dying or worse to do that, I will.
[7:57:33 PM] DarkShadows: Because all hurting them would do is make me very angry.
[7:57:44 PM] DarkShadows: I don't break that easily.
[7:58:15 PM] Alexis: A little fight in you, I like that.
[7:58:31 PM] DarkShadows: ... seriously, you're quoting the Joker?
[7:58:41 PM] DarkShadows: Who *does* that?
[7:58:41 PM] Alexis: I do admire the man
[7:59:07 PM] Alexis: I enjoyed his portrayal in the Dark Knight
[7:59:22 PM] Loliva: how
[7:59:27 PM] Loliva: do you watch movies?
[7:59:41 PM] DarkShadows: It was a good portrayal. But how the hell are you watching movies without a) fucking up the picture, and b) eyes?
[7:59:50 PM] Alexis: I have eyes
[7:59:55 PM] Alexis: on my tentacles
[8:00:15 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:00:16 PM] DarkShadows: wat
[8:00:35 PM] DarkShadows: are they like just every sense you have?
[8:00:40 PM] Alexis: yes
[8:00:43 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:02:03 PM] Alexis: Im getting bored of you
[8:02:06 PM] Alexis: Alexis says hello
[8:02:10 PM] Alexis: :D
[8:02:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... question. What will you do if your planned plan of taking out everyone in here does nothing?
[8:02:49 PM] DarkShadows: Is your whole reason for doing this *just* to fuck with me?
[8:03:04 PM] Alexis: oh I do plan to leave the others alone
[8:03:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... I doubt that.
[8:03:19 PM] Alexis: just Alexis is part of my experimentation
[8:03:20 PM] DarkShadows: Judging by your earlier statements.
[8:03:30 PM] Alexis: :D oh you know me so well
[8:03:43 PM] DarkShadows: You're fucked up in every sense of the term.
[8:04:32 PM] Alexis: Why thank you.
[8:04:38 PM] Alexis: I do have to go now
[8:04:52 PM] DarkShadows: Kindly go to a hole int he ground, preferably one with fire in it, and burn.
[8:04:57 PM] Alexis: but I leave you with a goodbye song :D
[8:05:03 PM] DarkShadows: Not in the mood.
[8:05:14 PM] Alexis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
[8:05:19 PM] DarkShadows: not clicking that.
[8:05:20 PM | Edited 8:05:26 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck you.
[8:06:00 PM] DarkShadows: And no I am *not offering*. Fucking creep.
[8:06:58 PM] Loliva: can somebody eh, log this like you did yesterday?
[8:07:17 PM] DarkShadows: I don't have access to the blog. someone else will have to.
[8:07:49 PM] Loliva: you could log it in a text file and send it to whoever does have access to it.
[8:08:12 PM] DarkShadows: none of the people with access are online.
[8:09:01 PM] Loliva: I meant for later
[8:09:16 PM] Loliva: you talk to them regularly right?
[8:09:24 PM] DarkShadows: Yes, usually.
[8:10:38 PM] Loliva: so could you log it and then later send them
[8:10:45 PM] DarkShadows: I can log it, sure.
[8:25:53 PM] Alexis: Oh before I forget
[8:26:00 PM] Alexis: Dark
[8:26:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... what do you want?
[8:26:18 PM] DarkShadows: if you're here to be more of an ass, go away.
[8:26:22 PM] Alexis: Does Alexis have any family?
[8:26:30 PM] DarkShadows: Why would I tell you anything?
[8:26:36 PM] DarkShadows: Why *should* I?
[8:26:42 PM] DarkShadows: You just made it very clear you want me to crumble.
[8:26:47 PM] Alexis: I'm asking an innocent question.
[8:26:48 PM] DarkShadows: Why give you ammunition?
[8:27:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not telling you a damn thing. You want it, pry the knowledge out of my cold dead body.
[8:27:19 PM] DarkShadows: But then again... killing me would ruin what you want. Wouldn't it?
[8:27:32 PM] Alexis: Well...
[8:27:36 PM] Alexis: if you keep this up
[8:27:43 PM] Alexis: I'll become bored of you quickly
[8:27:54 PM] Alexis: You entertaining me is the only reason you are still breathing.
[8:28:41 PM] Alexis: Do you understand?
[8:29:18 PM] DarkShadows: ... maybe I don't want to live if the only reason I'm alive is to be your chewtoy.
[8:29:52 PM] DarkShadows: You want to know something? If YOU keep THIS up, I won't give you the pleasure of killing me off.
[8:30:24 PM] Alexis: Oh dear ^^' you're strong-willed and opinionated. No reason to mess with you...I'm cowering in fear!
[8:30:53 PM] Alexis: I'll just go and never bother you people again.
[8:31:03 PM] Alexis: I'll even give Alexis her heart back.
[8:31:08 PM] DarkShadows: What do you even want me to do?
[8:31:09 PM] Alexis: Sorry for the inconvinience.
[8:31:20 PM] DarkShadows: I'm still confused what the hell you're trying to do here.
[8:31:38 PM] Alexis: [Sunday, July 28, 2013 7:30 PM] Alexis:
<<< I'll just go and never bother you people again.
I'll even give Alexis her heart back.
Sorry for the inconvinience.I'm not being sarcastic.
[8:31:56 PM] DarkShadows: Like hell you're not. Anything intelligent enough to bargain is intelligent enough to use sarcasm, and be cunning.
[8:32:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not buying it, slenderfreak.
[8:32:25 PM] Alexis: If you'd just believe me for a second this would all be over
[8:32:28 PM] Alexis: I'm leaving
[8:32:31 PM] Alexis: never returning
[8:32:37 PM] Alexis: here is your friend back good as new.
[8:32:46 PM] DarkShadows: Too bad I don't believe you.
[8:32:56 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not stupid, i thought we established this.
[8:33:25 PM] DarkShadows: For all I knwo you Proxified Alexis and now we have a Proxy following us around, relaying shit back to you, causing us more grief.
[8:37:59 PM] Alexis: o.o
[8:38:07 PM] Alexis: Hey
[8:38:45 PM] DarkShadows: Give me one fucking reason to trust anything you say, you skinny fuck.
[8:39:00 PM] Alexis: Its me...Alexis o.O
[8:40:04 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:40:11 PM] DarkShadows: is it really?
[8:40:18 PM] Alexis: ehm, yeah o.o
[8:40:24 PM] DarkShadows: say soemthing only Alexis would say.
[8:40:48 PM] Alexis: Shakespeare is an overrated writer.
[8:41:23 PM] Alexis: I'm actually a guy o.O dunno, what do you want me to say specifically ^^''
[8:41:37 PM] DarkShadows: ... good enough.
[8:41:39 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[8:41:44 PM] Alexis: (hug)
[8:41:49 PM] DarkShadows: Why the fuck would he back down from a human being I don't understand.
[8:42:07 PM] Alexis: I don't understand either o.O he gave me my heart back.
[8:42:20 PM | Edited 7:42:21 PM] Alexis: Azoth burns...like really burns a lot like Lols said
[8:42:26 PM] Loliva: Yeah
[8:43:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... He's planning something.
[8:43:11 PM] DarkShadows: I don't fucking trust that pale bastard as far as I can throw his ass.
[8:43:29 PM] Alexis: you couldnt even lift him XD
[8:43:40 PM] DarkShadows: Unless he's as light as he apparently looks, no.
[8:44:23 PM] Alexis: Anyway what do we do now?
[8:44:24 PM] Alexis: just
[8:44:30 PM] Alexis: wait for his plan to unfold?
[8:45:40 PM] Loliva: what can we do?
[8:48:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know.
[8:48:43 PM] DarkShadows: I really don't.
[8:48:54 PM] DarkShadows: I guess maybe keep close watch and see what he's trying to do.
[8:49:10 PM] Loliva: He's back in my house btw
[8:49:19 PM] Loliva: should I keep you posted on what he does?
[8:50:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes.
[8:51:08 PM] DarkShadows: why would he be back in your house if he has no reason to be there?
[8:51:19 PM] Loliva: He said he lives here now
[8:51:26 PM] Loliva: because its "comfy"
[8:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: *sighs* douchecanoe.
[9:14:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... just i guess, keep an eye on him. Don't let him read the computer screen, I'm assuming he's smart enough to read.
[9:14:34 PM] Loliva: yeah
[9:17:00 PM] DarkShadows: I wouldn't let him get near the computer, actually. If he's smart, he can learn, and if he can learn, he can use the computer, which he's demonstrated already.
[9:17:21 PM] DarkShadows: I am so uninterested in him getting online while you're asleep or gone, and taunting me.
[9:17:28 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not playing Batman to his Joker.
And for those of you too lazy to read it, as I'm sure most of you are, I will recap it here for convenience. Loliva was telling us that Slenderman had invaded her home and was prancing around like he owned the place (laying on her couch, going through her fridge, eating her cat, etc...). It was then that the monster himself pulled Loliva's keyboard right out of her hands and began talking to us.
So, our very first impression, and: The guy is a jerk. Like, really, he's pretty much exactly what you'd think a horrible eldritch creature who kills peoplle for fun would act, only even more jerkish. He is such a freaking douchecanoe, that... yeah, okay I'll stop. Anyway he sort of just taunted us (or them, rather, since I wasn't there) for a while before offering us a deal. He'd give Loliva her heart back... but take one of us in return.
Without waiting for Dark to answer, he stole Alexis's heart, and then also her kayboard. Then he taunted us some more. Willow was there for a while. And then... Well, then he told us why this was so familiar. Somewhere, in a different universe, there were, well, different versions of us. And, well, some stuff went on over there, and alt!DarkShadows ended up system-restoring the multiverse. We were... somehow stuck with shadows (hehe, no pun intended) of their memories, I guess, and... and the excess "data", for lack of a better word, ended up being shoved over to this universe and materializing as the Slender Man. I guess it would make more sense if we knew what exactly happened? I dunno.
So then, well. Slenderman went through an odd change. He offered to give Alexis back her heart, and... Leave us alone. Considering the way he'd acted previously, I doubt he was sincere about that. He must be planning something. I guess we have to find out what. Or, even better, make our own plans to prevent something horrible from happening.
So now, Slendy lives in Loliva's house, because it's "comfy." She's keeping an eye on him (at least I hope she is) and... Well, I guess there's not much else to say. So um. Until next time, I guess.
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