V. Everything is Horrible, also Pokemon.

[7:42:14 PM] Bacon: Well hello
[7:42:19 PM] Bacon: long time no talk
[7:42:36 PM] DarkShadows: hai bacon
[7:42:55 PM] Bacon: If you don't remember I took Bacon and sort of modified her
[7:42:58 PM] Bacon: to my need
[7:43:11 PM | Edited 7:43:15 PM] Bacon: me being of course your newest and most valuable ally :D
[7:43:37 PM] Alexa: Slenderman, you arent a great ally
[7:43:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... shit.
[7:43:55 PM] DarkShadows: not this again.
[7:44:01 PM] MayMay: Dark, remember he asked us for help about the tree o.o
[7:44:12 PM] Bacon: correct ^
[7:44:16 PM] DarkShadows: if you don't mind, I'm going under that table and shooting myself. unless you moved the bullets.
[7:44:25 PM] DarkShadows: yeah, well that doesn't mean I have to like him.
[7:44:37 PM] MayMay: it does mean you need to listen to him though
[7:44:44 PM] Alexa: true o.o
[7:44:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... fine.
[7:45:16 PM] Bacon: My my...Dark you're quite fetching. Anyway, what I came here to tell you is to bring you sad news.
[7:45:28 PM] DarkShadows: *shudders* creep.
[7:45:38 PM] Bacon: Bacon was lost in battle, its a tragedy...a tasty tragedy :D but a tragedy nonetheless.
[7:45:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... you ate her. lovely.
[7:45:51 PM] DarkShadows: why am I not surprised.
[7:45:56 PM] Bacon: she was asking for it
[7:45:59 PM] Bacon: naming herself bacon
[7:46:09 PM] Alexa: ehm...
[7:46:09 PM] DarkShadows: probably wanted you to *end her damn misery*.
[7:46:41 PM] DarkShadows: Let me guess, now you want a new person to Afflict or Alter. I freaking called it you guys, he's going to Afflict us all, and we're all going to become monsters.
[7:47:02 PM] DarkShadows: There is no part of this plan that is good except that the world doesn't die.
[7:47:06 PM] DarkShadows: None of us benefit.
[7:47:17 PM] Bacon: the world is not at stake
[7:47:32 PM] Bacon: you humans, everyone who knows of me and willow and me and willow
[7:47:42 PM] Bacon: thats who is at stake
[7:47:50 PM] Bacon: the tree doesnt want to destroy the world
[7:47:54 PM] DarkShadows: well at least we don't die.
[7:48:06 PM] Bacon: you might
[7:48:10 PM] Bacon: since you're servicing me
[7:48:14 PM] Bacon: in the line of battle
[7:48:17 PM] Bacon: against the tree
[7:48:22 PM] Bacon: Anyway, any volunteers :D
[7:48:30 PM] DarkShadows: nobody is volunteering.
[7:48:43 PM] Bacon: well, then I'm just taking one at random
[7:49:00 PM] Bacon: eeny meeny mainy mo
[7:49:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... *hides under table*
[7:49:16 PM] DarkShadows: I enjoy living.
[7:49:24 PM] MayMay: ---------------------------------------------------3333333333333333333333333333332222222222$$$###
[7:49:28 PM] MayMay: Ah
[7:49:30 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh fuck you.
[7:49:33 PM] MayMay: she'll suit fine
[7:49:48 PM] MayMay: why are you mad at me Dark :D
[7:49:59 PM] MayMay: I'm helping you people survive :D
[7:50:07 PM] Alexa: not really o.o
[7:50:21 PM] DarkShadows: Because you're an asshole. There as *got* to be a better way to kill your weed of a tree without turning us into monsters, *eating us*, and generally causing misery.
[7:50:58 PM] DarkShadows: Call me crazy but I don't think this is really going to benefit anyone here except *you*. Why would *you* care about a group of humans?
[7:51:25 PM] DarkShadows: You just want to take our humanity from us, and then kill us when we're no longer useful to you.
[7:51:59 PM] MayMay: such harsh words
[7:52:06 PM] MayMay: now I'm sad
[7:52:07 PM] MayMay: :C
[7:52:11 PM] DarkShadows: Good.
[7:52:27 PM] Alexa: maybe not piss off the person that has already killed two of us
[7:52:36 PM] MayMay: I haven't killed May yet...
[7:52:36 PM] DarkShadows: Killed one, *altered* the other.
[7:52:41 PM] DarkShadows: key word being 'yet'.
[7:52:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[7:52:46 PM] MayMay: ok
[7:52:51 PM] MayMay: I'm actually a nice guy
[7:53:11 PM] DarkShadows: Alright, creep, tell me how *eating people* is helping anyone survive here? Anyone that *isn't* you.
[7:53:27 PM] DarkShadows: Tell me how the fuck altering and then eating people is stopping the tree, because to be honest, I don't think you *want* to stop it.
[7:53:40 PM] MayMay: *shrug*
[7:53:42 PM] MayMay: We may have started of on the wrong foot, I can be nervous when meeting new people that I do odd things.
[7:53:47 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:53:57 PM] MayMay: like deforming them and eating their internal organs
[7:54:04 PM] DarkShadows: If you could see the look of disapproval I have on my face right now... oh wait *you fucking can*.
[7:54:17 PM] MayMay: I can :)
[7:54:21 PM] MayMay: I see a lot of things
[7:54:24 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:54:30 PM] Alexa: creepy
[7:54:36 PM] DarkShadows: can you see me flipping you off right now?
[7:54:54 PM] MayMay: I can :D
[7:55:13 PM] MayMay: also I can see you're pajamas and various delicates on your bed
[7:55:22 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[7:55:23 PM] MayMay: might want to tidy it up a bit
[7:55:26 PM] MayMay: :D
[7:55:46 PM] DarkShadows: fuck you, they were laid out for me to put away later.
[7:55:54 PM] MayMay: fair enough
[7:56:05 PM] MayMay: ok, since you guys kind of dont like me
[7:56:10 PM] MayMay: although god knows why
[7:56:28 PM] DarkShadows: oh yeah, we don't know why *nobody likes a faceless kidnapping creep* (sarcasm)
[7:56:35 PM] MayMay: I've hired someone to help you fight the tree in my place, someone's who is more human :)
[7:57:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... No, you *Proxified* someone to help us fight the tree and they're going to be relaying everything back to you anyway.
[7:57:35 PM] MayMay: ehm, not particularly.
[7:58:02 PM] MayMay: It's my daughter so to speak, who from what I can tell is more opposed to killing humans
[7:58:04 PM] MayMay: for some reason
[7:58:15 PM] DarkShadows: ... your. daughter. *raises eyebrow*
[7:59:48 PM] DarkShadows: Look as long as she doesn't look like you, I don't care. I'm sick of seeing you around and I'm sick of you being an asshole.
[8:00:13 PM] MayMay: yes, my daughter...I'll be leaving you alone for the most part now
[8:00:19 PM] MayMay: I trust her enough with this mission
[8:00:22 PM] MayMay: I think
[8:00:56 PM] MayMay: anyway
[8:00:58 PM] MayMay: bye
[8:01:19 PM] Alexa: glad he's gone
[8:01:48 PM] DarkShadows: He's not gone. You seriously think he's just gonna leave us alone because he said he would? He lies. he's lied before, and he'll lie again.
[8:02:02 PM] MayMay: Hello ^w^
[8:02:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... hi.
[8:02:42 PM] MayMay: My name's Esa ^w^
[8:02:52 PM] MayMay: and you peeps are :3 ?
[8:03:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... screen names are here.
[8:03:04 PM] DarkShadows: Your dad is a tool.
[8:03:15 PM] MayMay: I suppose he is ^w^
[8:03:19 PM] MayMay: I like mom better <.<
[8:03:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay who is your mom if *he* is your dad?
[8:06:06 PM] MayMay: A being called Sorrow's Child
[8:06:13 PM] DarkShadows: hm
[8:06:34 PM] MayMay: Sorrow's Child being an Afflicted, similarly to Weeping Willow
[8:06:48 PM] MayMay: despite what the name says, she's not actually a child
[8:06:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... you are telling me.
[8:07:00 PM] DarkShadows: That Slenderman and this being
[8:07:02 PM] DarkShadows: did.
[8:07:03 PM] DarkShadows: and
[8:07:04 PM] DarkShadows: then
[8:07:06 PM] DarkShadows: you.
[8:07:13 PM] DarkShadows: ... I need to go vomit
[8:09:27 PM] MayMay: alright o.o
[8:11:13 PM] MayMay: Anyway
[8:11:17 PM] MayMay: Dark, you ok there?
[8:11:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... My brain is not in any way accepting this at all. continue.
[8:11:54 PM] MayMay: Alright, anyway dad said that I need to guide you ^w^
[8:12:03 PM] MayMay: since the Tree is being mean :(
[8:12:43 PM] Bacon: o.o
[8:12:47 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah we would enjoy not dying
[8:12:51 PM] DarkShadows: HOLY SHIT BACON
[8:12:55 PM] DarkShadows: YOU'RE ALIVE
[8:13:00 PM] Bacon: nope
[8:13:32 PM] Bacon: I was given this account by my *sigh* *cringes* lover...*shivers* to help.
[8:13:43 PM] Bacon: Sorrow's Child at your service
[8:13:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... oh.
[8:14:02 PM] DarkShadows: ... my condolences. He's a creep.
[8:14:08 PM] Bacon: he is
[8:14:10 PM] Bacon: *sigh*
[8:18:40 PM] DarkShadows: so exactly how are we going to go about doing all this? Because none of us exactly have a plan.
[8:18:55 PM] Bacon: Well, the Tree doesnt move
[8:19:02 PM] Bacon: which gives us somewhat of an advantage
[8:19:31 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* so what do we even do, break into the Path and burn it?
[8:19:50 PM] Bacon: but that would weaken Slenderman...we don't want that
[8:19:53 PM] Bacon: *sarcasm*
[8:20:17 PM] DarkShadows: well *he's* the one who wants it gone.
[8:21:10 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[8:21:20 PM] DarkShadows: He's not letting us out of this unscathed, is he?
[8:21:27 PM] DarkShadows: He's going to pull something.
[8:21:33 PM] Bacon: perhaps
[8:21:49 PM] MayMay: We'll protect you ^w^
[8:21:54 PM] Bacon: Indeed
[8:22:00 PM] Bacon: or die trying <.<
[8:22:13 PM] MayMay: don't be so negative mom :(
[8:23:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... can I have permission to die? Because I am seriously done helping something that thinks *rape is a good idea*
[8:23:46 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck it, fuck everyone dying, I'm done.
[8:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: can't kill something already dead.
[8:25:43 PM] Bacon: ...
[8:25:44 PM] Bacon: <.<
[8:26:13 PM] DarkShadows: This whole thing is fucked up, and I should have left a long time ago. *before* I became a character in a goddamn vlog.
[8:27:37 PM] MayMay: Dark ^w^ calm down. Nobody is forcing you to do anything, I'm dad's favorite so I could probably ask him to let you go if things worsens. Besides the tree hasn't made a move yet, so you can calm down relax and we can chat ^w^ I'd love to get to know you ^w^
[8:28:24 PM] DarkShadows: hahahah. You really think your dad gives a shit about what happens to us? You really think daddy dearest cares about us humans? he's not gonna listen, sweetheart, he'd probably go right behind your back and kill me anyway.
[8:29:07 PM] MayMay: :c ok
[8:29:16 PM] MayMay: can we at least chat a bit ^w^
[8:29:19 PM] MayMay: *hugs*
[8:29:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... Give me one good reason I should help a rapist kidnapping murderer.
[8:30:14 PM] MayMay: I'm not asking you to help him.
[8:30:24 PM] DarkShadows: ... then what are you asking?
[8:30:28 PM] MayMay: I just wanted to get to know you ^w^
[8:30:33 PM] MayMay: you seem nice ^w^
[8:32:00 PM] DarkShadows: I'm nice, when I'm not asked to come to terms with the fact that I live in a world where a character I thought I made is real, another character I thought was fictional is very real and very much could hurt me at any time if he wanted, and I am being asked to help something that thinks turning people into monsters is an acceptable form of problem-solving.
[8:32:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... *sighs* what do you want to talk about? *weary look*
[8:44:50 PM] MayMay: something fun :(
[8:44:56 PM] MayMay: do you like pokemon?
[8:45:12 PM] DarkShadows: yes
[8:45:24 PM] MayMay: Me too ^w^
[8:45:39 PM] MayMay: I've been trying to get dad to buy me a 3DS
[8:45:55 PM] DarkShadows: *raises eyebrow* how would you be able to play it around him?
[8:46:06 PM] MayMay: but he wont give me one -3-
[8:46:08 PM] MayMay: oh
[8:46:12 PM] MayMay: I dont live at dad's
[8:46:14 PM] MayMay: I live alone
[8:46:23 PM] DarkShadows: oh
[8:47:59 PM | Edited 8:48:06 PM] DarkShadows: what types do you train usually? I like dragon, ghost, dark, and fire types.
[8:48:44 PM] MayMay: dark, ghost and sometimes psychic
[8:49:59 PM] DarkShadows: psychic types are good.
[8:50:07 PM] DarkShadows: shitty defense though.
[8:50:16 PM] MayMay: yeah -3-
[8:50:25 PM] MayMay: I'm hoping Fairy type is gonna be better
[8:50:29 PM] MayMay: fairies are adorable
[8:50:34 PM] DarkShadows: *nods*
[8:50:47 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:51:02 PM] DarkShadows: Seems like Nintendo's taking some odd choices, but okay.
[8:51:34 PM] MayMay: frankly
[8:51:41 PM] MayMay: Im just glad theres more pokemons
[8:51:47 PM] MayMay: I like the sword pokemon
[8:51:49 PM] MayMay: its cool
[8:51:51 PM] MayMay: :3
[8:52:20 PM] DarkShadows: It's awesome, also it gives its ghost typing some much needed defensive power with the dual steel-typing.
[8:52:33 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:54:35 PM] DarkShadows: recently tried out an electric type, my current team in HeartGold is typhlosion, dragonair, umbreon, ampharos, gyrados (the shiny red one) and crobat.
[8:54:51 PM] DarkShadows: ported all my Pokemon from Sapphire over, some are really just to finish off my pokedex though...
[8:55:50 PM] MayMay: ^w^
[8:56:10 PM] DarkShadows: I don't train Pokemon I wouldn't bother keeping, I let 'em go.
[8:56:42 PM] DarkShadows: I need to get an Espeon to complete my eeveelutions though. Meaning one of my Eeveelutions needs to breed.
[8:58:00 PM] MayMay: I see ^w^
[8:58:08 PM] MayMay: I like you Dark *hugs*
[8:58:20 PM] DarkShadows: thanks?
[8:58:36 PM] MayMay: ^w^ we shall be friends :3
[8:59:35 PM] DarkShadows: as long as being friends doesn't make your dad want to kill or harm me even more, no problem.
[8:59:54 PM] MayMay: (hug)
[9:00:14 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[9:05:33 PM] MayMay: anyway
[9:05:35 PM] MayMay: gotta go
[9:05:40 PM] MayMay: you coming too mom?
[9:05:46 PM] Bacon: I guess...
[9:05:50 PM] Bacon: bye
[9:06:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... this whole situation is depressing and horrible.
[9:06:14 PM] Alexa: goodbye people who seem nice in comparison to slendy
[9:07:09 PM] DarkShadows: *sighs*
[9:07:18 PM] DarkShadows: the fuck am I even doing continuing with this shit?
[9:07:31 PM] Alexa: i dunno dark (hug)

IV. The Tree That Bleeds

So after a week-long silence, Loliva spoke to us again (Bacon and May also joined the conversation). Thus are the events that ensued:

[4:35:26 PM] Loliva: Hello again
[4:35:51 PM] Alexis: Contact received from Alexis
[4:35:56 PM] *** Alexis added Bacon ***
[4:36:02 PM] *** Alexis added MayMay ***
[4:36:04 PM] DarkShadows: I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
[4:36:21 PM] DarkShadows: Like this whole chat was dead, for like a month.
[4:36:30 PM] Loliva: I apologize
[4:36:39 PM] DarkShadows: well are you okay?
[4:36:42 PM] Alexis: o.o yeah it seemed quiet
[4:36:46 PM] Alexis: what dark said
[4:36:55 PM] MayMay: Hi
[4:36:59 PM] Bacon: hi
[4:37:07 PM] Loliva: im
[4:37:12 PM] Loliva: as ok as one can be
[4:37:16 PM] Loliva: given the situation
[4:37:30 PM] Loliva: *hugs DarkShadows*
[4:37:37 PM] Bacon: whats wrong?
[4:38:27 PM] Loliva: Its just
[4:38:29 PM] Loliva: Slenderman
[4:38:38 PM] Loliva: I cant keep living like this
[4:38:43 PM] Loliva: he causes me constant panic
[4:38:47 PM] Loliva: Im always afraid
[4:38:52 PM] Loliva: I just want to cry
[4:39:05 PM] Loliva: and i think he's up to something idk what but he doesnt appear friendly
[4:39:07 PM] Loliva: at all
[4:39:34 PM] MayMay: wait
[4:39:42 PM] MayMay: why are you near him in the first place?
[4:39:53 PM] Loliva: he lives at my house
[4:39:57 PM] MayMay: thats
[4:39:58 PM] MayMay: odd
[4:40:04 PM] Alexis: ^
[4:40:07 PM] Bacon: ^
[4:40:54 PM] DarkShadows: Loliva, is there any way you can run? Leave the house, start travelling?
[4:41:09 PM] Loliva: I tried that
[4:41:13 PM] Loliva: he just catches
[4:41:15 PM] Loliva: me
[4:41:16 PM] Loliva: and
[4:41:19 PM] Loliva: q.q
[4:41:27 PM] Loliva: inflicts pain
[4:41:49 PM] Loliva: lots of it, a lot of my bones are broken
[4:41:53 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[4:41:55 PM] DarkShadows: due.
[4:41:57 PM] DarkShadows: *dude
[4:42:14 PM] DarkShadows: Question is, what does he want from you that he *needs* you for?
[4:42:21 PM] Loliva: I tried asking him
[4:42:50 PM] Alexis: and?
[4:43:00 PM] Loliva: well
[4:43:05 PM] Loliva: his response was
[4:43:20 PM] DarkShadows: guys I need to brb a sec
[4:43:28 PM] Loliva: ok
[4:44:04 PM] Loliva: "Well my little one, I do have big plans for you.  perhaps not the kind you want to be involved with but i've never thought that to be a barrier"
[4:44:11 PM] Loliva: then he just laughed
[4:44:39 PM] Bacon: thats awful D:
[4:47:05 PM] DarkShadows: back
[4:47:10 PM] Bacon: yay
[4:47:10 PM] DarkShadows: that's horrible.
[4:47:22 PM] DarkShadows: And of course he'd go back on his supposed 'agreement' with us.
[4:47:33 PM] DarkShadows: I'd say he's two-faced but he doesn't have one.
[4:48:19 PM] Loliva: "Loliva, there are two things that I want in this world...to not die and not be bored. You are what helps me with both"
[4:48:31 PM] Loliva:  was his followup
[4:48:42 PM] Bacon: how do you help him stay alive o.O ?
[4:48:56 PM] Alexis: yeah thats a good question o.o'
[4:49:44 PM] Loliva: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX########!!!"WWW.........oko,kjjji
[4:49:59 PM] Loliva: I could answer that for you, my dear Alexis :D
[4:50:11 PM] Alexis: ...
[4:50:16 PM] Bacon: what?
[4:50:27 PM] Alexis: its slenderman
[4:50:36 PM] Bacon: why does he use emoticons?
[4:50:40 PM] Alexis: idk
[4:50:52 PM] Loliva: well its far more fun that way :D
[4:51:14 PM] Bacon: so
[4:51:22 PM] Bacon: how does she help you stay alive?
[4:51:31 PM] Loliva: thats an excellent question
[4:51:33 PM] Loliva: you see
[4:52:22 PM] Loliva: she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
[4:52:32 PM] Loliva: its a fun system :D
[4:52:50 PM] MayMay: the girl has lot more value to life than you
[4:52:51 PM] MayMay: let her go
[4:53:01 PM] Loliva: Oh I do not intend to
[4:53:05 PM] Loliva: I like her apartment
[4:53:14 PM] Loliva: and she keeps me company and helps me be safe
[4:53:20 PM] Loliva: why would I let her go o.O ?
[4:53:33 PM] Alexis: From his perspective he has a point May
[4:53:45 PM] MayMay: ...
[4:53:48 PM] MayMay: I suppose
[4:54:21 PM] DarkShadows: Okay my question is this, how does a random human being help a faceless tentacle beast be 'safe'?
[4:54:24 PM] DarkShadows: Safe from *what*?
[4:54:31 PM] Loliva: [4:51 PM] Loliva:

<<< she is a being that both the Willow and some of the other "beings" want, so as sort of a hostage I'm keeping her so that I wont get hunted down and killed outright ^-^
its a fun system :D
[4:54:37 PM] Loliva: pay attention dear Dark
[4:55:52 PM] Alexis: so..
[4:55:54 PM] Alexis: what now
[4:56:06 PM] Alexis: why are you telling us this when well we cant do anything
[4:56:19 PM] Loliva: oh you are no fun Alexis
[4:56:34 PM] DarkShadows: well excuse me for not being here 24/7, Skinny Freak.
[4:56:44 PM] Loliva: anyway
[4:56:48 PM] Loliva: you got your answer
[4:56:53 PM] DarkShadows: Why even engage with us if we can't *do* anything?
[4:57:00 PM] DarkShadows: For the hell of it?
[4:57:11 PM] Loliva: well first of all it keeps me entertained
[4:57:27 PM] Loliva: second of all I plan on giving you a chance to fight back
[4:57:33 PM] Loliva: because im a nice guy like that
[4:57:38 PM] Loliva: and it will please me :D
[4:57:51 PM] DarkShadows: heh. Yeah a being that *kidnaps people and breaks their bones when they try to run* is a real nice guy. *sarcasm*
[4:58:33 PM] DarkShadows: But since pissing you off isn't exactly in *our* best interests either, fine. One question, are we fighting back against you, or the thing *after* you, the thing Willow wants?
[4:59:00 PM] DarkShadows: ... I will admit, for as sadistic you are, you're not stupid. Taking a hostage was actually a smart idea.
[4:59:13 PM] Loliva: It would be in my best interest to let you help me
[4:59:28 PM] Loliva: if you dont mind ^^'
[4:59:44 PM] Loliva: please :3
[5:00:01 PM] Alexis: you want us....the humans...to...help
[5:00:03 PM] Alexis: you?
[5:00:07 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:00:33 PM] Bacon: how?
[5:00:39 PM] Bacon: would we be able to help?
[5:00:45 PM] Loliva: I'd
[5:00:50 PM] Loliva: just kind of
[5:00:54 PM] Loliva: modify you
[5:00:57 PM] Loliva: give you powers
[5:01:05 PM] Loliva: everyone likes powers =D
[5:01:11 PM] MayMay: ...
[5:02:51 PM] Loliva: what?
[5:02:56 PM] Bacon: define: modify
[5:03:16 PM] DarkShadows: ... you want to change us.
[5:03:24 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:03:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... how exactly?
[5:03:55 PM] Loliva: sort of enhance your abilities and make you into your full potential =D ill alter appearance, mentality and stuff
[5:04:01 PM] Loliva: to give you an edge
[5:04:13 PM] Loliva: ^^
[5:04:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... You're going to warp us physically, mentally, and emotionally, and you expect us to just be okay with all this.
[5:04:42 PM] DarkShadows: There's a catch here.
[5:04:44 PM] Loliva: i assumed you would be <.<
[5:05:01 PM] Loliva: catch? well for once I kind of just laid it out in the open
[5:05:08 PM] Loliva: thats all I want from you really
[5:05:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... you're not expecting us to serve you in return after all this is done? Because I am *not* being your Proxy.
[5:05:41 PM] DarkShadows: (brb)
[5:06:14 PM] Loliva: well that is really up to you. im just asking you nicely before I go about and do it with force ^-^
[5:06:23 PM] Afterwards: I'd rather not.
[5:11:34 PM] DarkShadows: wait you're going to *force it on us anyway?*
[5:11:38 PM] DarkShadows: Then why the fuck did you ask?!
[5:11:51 PM] Loliva: to be polite
[5:11:52 PM] Afterwards: He's a jerk.
[5:11:55 PM] Afterwards: Obviously.
[5:11:58 PM] DarkShadows: WTF is wrong with you!?
[5:12:13 PM] Loliva: ok im just gonna take one of you though
[5:12:14 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:

<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:12:23 PM] Loliva: the rest can just help out in other ways
[5:12:26 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:12:28 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah I believe that about as much as I believe cows can fly.
[5:12:30 PM] Afterwards: I'd still rather not.
[5:12:42 PM] Loliva: eenie, meenie, mainy, moe
[5:12:49 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody here wants to be an eldritch monster that can't even comprehend *themselves*
[5:12:56 PM] DarkShadows: Go find someone else.
[5:13:01 PM] Afterwards: Please.
[5:13:18 PM] DarkShadows: Even better go jump in a hole and die.
[5:13:25 PM] Bacon: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000--------------------------------------eeeefd@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~ Well it looks like its too late
[5:13:26 PM] Bacon: :D
[5:13:42 PM] Afterwards: Oh my god.
[5:13:45 PM] Afterwards: What the hell.
[5:13:46 PM] DarkShadows: ... why the fuck would you pick on the new girl.
[5:13:56 PM] DarkShadows: Watch. he'll do this to all of us just to be a dick.
[5:14:01 PM] Bacon: right now she's sleeping, put her to sleep before i modify her
[5:14:03 PM] DarkShadows: we're all going to suffer we're all fucking doomed.
[5:14:17 PM] Bacon: why the new girl?
[5:14:20 PM] Bacon: just because
[5:14:22 PM] Bacon: fun
[5:14:39 PM] Afterwards: [5:11 PM] Afterwards:

<<< He's a jerk.
Obviously.
[5:14:41 PM] DarkShadows: Remind us again why we should be helping you, and not siding with Willow and sicing this thing on your pale ass.
[5:14:53 PM] Afterwards: (I vote for the latter)
[5:14:55 PM] Bacon: its not willow im worried about
[5:15:01 PM] Bacon: she is at the same level as me
[5:15:05 PM] Bacon: in terms of power
[5:15:07 PM] Afterwards: (still vote for the latter)
[5:15:14 PM] Bacon: its the tree I worry about ._.
[5:15:24 PM] Afterwards: The... tree?
[5:15:29 PM] Afterwards: You're all trees.
[5:15:32 PM] Afterwards: Essentially.
[5:15:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... The being that lives in a palce known for lots of trees... is afraid of a tree.
[5:15:44 PM] DarkShadows: you have got to be kidding me here.
[5:15:46 PM] Bacon: Yeah, but like
[5:15:48 PM] Bacon: this tree
[5:15:52 PM] Bacon: it has a face, it lives
[5:15:56 PM] Bacon: it just popped up
[5:15:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:15:57 PM] DarkShadows: Oh.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: in my path
[5:16:01 PM] DarkShadows: *That* tree.
[5:16:01 PM] Afterwards: wait.
[5:16:01 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:16:02 PM] Afterwards: what.
[5:16:02 PM] DarkShadows: ._.
[5:16:08 PM] DarkShadows: fuck.
[5:16:09 PM] Afterwards: ._.
[5:16:17 PM] DarkShadows: yeah... yeah um you really have a problem there...
[5:16:31 PM] DarkShadows: ... even more of an incentive not to help out here kthxbai
[5:16:38 PM] DarkShadows: *goes to leave*
[5:16:39 PM] Bacon: please
[5:16:42 PM] Bacon: I beg you Dark
[5:16:45 PM] Bacon: help ._.
[5:16:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... why specifically me?
[5:16:57 PM] Bacon: because you are leaving
[5:17:01 PM] DarkShadows: fuck off.
[5:17:09 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:17:13 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:17:21 PM] DarkShadows: Oh please, you can't cry, you don't have eyes.
[5:17:31 PM] Bacon: You're mean!
[5:17:40 PM] Afterwards: I have an idea.
[5:17:44 PM] Afterwards: Let's team up.
[5:17:49 PM] Afterwards: With the tree.
[5:17:53 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:17:59 PM] Bacon: I'm scared
[5:18:02 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:18:06 PM] DarkShadows: Give me *one good reason* to help something that kills people, tortures people, turns them into monsters without their consent, and has blatently done shit that proves *we cannot trust it*.
[5:18:26 PM] Bacon: because you'lll freaking die if you dont ok?
[5:18:28 PM] DarkShadows: *You're* fucking scared?! How the fuck do you think *I* feel?
[5:18:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:18:36 PM] DarkShadows: okay that's a good reason.
[5:18:45 PM] Bacon: The tree is not gonna side with you people
[5:18:47 PM] Afterwards: [5:17 PM] Afterwards:

<<< I have an idea.
Let's team up.
With the tree.
[5:18:50 PM] Bacon: it doesnt side with anyone
[5:18:50 PM] Afterwards: Wait what.
[5:18:54 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:19:01 PM] Afterwards: How do you know that?
[5:19:11 PM] Afterwards: How do WE know we can trust you on that?
[5:19:13 PM] Bacon: i asked
[5:19:14 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: ...
[5:19:17 PM] Bacon: eh
[5:19:20 PM] Bacon: well
[5:19:24 PM] Bacon: you cant really
[5:19:30 PM] Afterwards: Exactly.
[5:19:33 PM] DarkShadows: You've done *nothing* that proves you're trustworthy and everything that proves you're an asshole.
[5:19:44 PM] Bacon: ok
[5:19:53 PM] Bacon: would you take willow's word for it?
[5:20:23 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:20:25 PM] Afterwards: yeah.
[5:20:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... maybe more than yours. But you're talking to a skeptic, who is dealing with the fact that things she previously thought fictional, one of which she thought was *her fictional creation*, exist.
[5:20:53 PM] Loliva: yeah
[5:21:00 PM] Loliva: i guess so
[5:21:07 PM] Loliva: hang on I'll get Willow
[5:21:11 PM] DarkShadows: There's not a lot I can really trust at this point but I'd probably trust her more than you.
[5:21:18 PM] Loliva: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OuO
[5:21:21 PM] Loliva: hello
[5:21:25 PM] Loliva: children
[5:21:27 PM] Afterwards: Hello
[5:21:30 PM] Afterwards: Willow.
[5:21:36 PM] Loliva: you.requested.me?
[5:21:44 PM] Bacon: actually I did
[5:21:50 PM] Bacon: they dont believe me about the tree
[5:21:56 PM] Loliva: yes
[5:22:00 PM] Loliva: The Tree OuO
[5:22:12 PM] Loliva: I.dont.like.the.tree OuO
[5:22:16 PM] Afterwards: ...
[5:23:01 PM | Edited 5:23:07 PM] Afterwards: Why don't you like the tree, Willow?
[5:23:13 PM] Loliva: it wants to kill.me OuO
[5:23:16 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:23:24 PM] Afterwards: y
[5:23:35 PM] Loliva: we threaten its existance OuO
[5:23:47 PM] DarkShadows: Hm
[5:23:51 PM] Afterwards: How so?
[5:23:55 PM] DarkShadows: and what's that mean for us humans?
[5:24:14 PM] Loliva: well OuO in its mind, only one being should exist
[5:24:26 PM] Loliva: so it would kill all humans that know about me or Slenderman OuO
[5:24:38 PM] Afterwards: wait
[5:24:44 PM] Afterwards: why does it think like that?
[5:24:58 PM] Loliva: its narcisistic beyond belief OuO
[5:24:59 PM] Loliva: idk
[5:25:01 PM] Loliva: OuO
[5:25:03 PM] Afterwards: oh
[5:25:33 PM] Loliva: klp,
[5:25:34 PM] Loliva: 'fgd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: ældfg,ældg,'sd
[5:25:36 PM] Loliva: dsfæs
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: 'fsa
[5:25:37 PM] Loliva: dsd
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: ds
[5:25:38 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:39 PM] Loliva: s
[5:25:40 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: d
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sdfpsef
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: sd
[5:25:41 PM] Loliva: f
[5:25:44 PM] Afterwards: omai.
[5:25:57 PM] Bacon: Willow?
[5:26:14 PM] Bacon: is she online?
[5:26:24 PM] Afterwards: She, um
[5:26:27 PM] Afterwards: She left
[5:26:30 PM] Afterwards: odd
[5:26:41 PM] Alexis: what was that frantic typing?
[5:26:46 PM] Bacon: ^
[5:26:52 PM] Afterwards: I'm assuming it was, um
[5:26:56 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[5:27:03 PM] Afterwards: She was being attacked, maybe?
[5:27:05 PM] Afterwards: but
[5:27:08 PM] DarkShadows: shit. did we just watch an eldritch being die?
[5:27:10 PM] Afterwards: that seems unlikely
[5:27:26 PM] DarkShadows: I really fucking hope not because that means *everyone* is screwed.
[5:27:41 PM] Bacon: I'll check on her in a bit
[5:27:47 PM] Bacon: but, please folks
[5:27:48 PM] Bacon: help us
[5:27:59 PM] Afterwards: I still don't understand
[5:28:02 PM] Bacon: ._.
[5:28:09 PM] Afterwards: Why would the tree...want to kill you two?
[5:28:28 PM] Bacon: because it thinks we shouldnt exist to begin with.
[5:28:33 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:38 PM] Bacon: as the tree was born into this world first
[5:28:38 PM] Afterwards: But again.... why?
[5:28:40 PM] Afterwards: Oh.
[5:28:45 PM] Afterwards: I see.
[5:28:48 PM] Bacon: it took its place in my path
[5:28:53 PM] Bacon: i cant go there anymore
[5:28:57 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:06 PM] Afterwards: And that's why.... oh.
[5:29:26 PM] Bacon: it killed my proxies Q.Q
[5:29:37 PM] Bacon: q.q
[5:29:43 PM] Afterwards: Um.
[5:29:53 PM] Afterwards: Anyone else getting that deja vu again?
[5:30:02 PM] Alexis: I am
[5:30:07 PM] Alexis: weird
[5:30:20 PM] Afterwards: *sigh*
[5:30:24 PM] Afterwards: okay, I guess.
[5:30:29 PM] Afterwards: I think we should
[5:30:47 PM] Afterwards: *cringe* I think we should help out the Slender Man.
[5:30:52 PM] Afterwards: There, I said it.
[5:31:03 PM] Bacon: YAY
[5:31:09 PM] Bacon: (hug)
[5:31:26 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, but don't go thinking we're all buddies or anything.
[5:31:36 PM] Afterwards: I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:32:03 PM] Afterwards: I think it's safe to say Shadows feels the same.
[5:32:19 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:32:31 PM] Bacon: that hurt my feelings
[5:32:37 PM] Bacon: now we're both in the wrong
[5:33:01 PM] Afterwards: how so?
[5:33:09 PM] Bacon: you did a bad thing
[5:33:12 PM | Edited 5:33:16 PM] Afterwards: oh?
[5:33:14 PM] Bacon: I did a bad thing
[5:33:19 PM] Bacon: now we're even
[5:33:24 PM] Bacon: :3
[5:33:25 PM] Afterwards: what exactly
[5:33:28 PM] Afterwards: did I do?
[5:33:40 PM] Bacon: [5:32 PM] Bacon:

<<< that hurt my feelings
[5:33:46 PM] Bacon: [5:31 PM] Afterwards:

<<< I still hold a deep, burning hatred for you.
[5:33:48 PM] Afterwards: Oh yes.
[5:33:59 PM] Afterwards: I hurt the horrible eldritch creature's feelings.
[5:34:06 PM] Afterwards: I'm such a monster.
[5:34:12 PM] Bacon: :c
[5:34:18 PM] Bacon: ;(
[5:34:27 PM] Afterwards: Spare me your fake Internet tears.
[5:34:32 PM] Bacon: <.<
[5:34:34 PM] Bacon: fine
[5:34:38 PM] Bacon: I'll just leave or something
[5:34:44 PM] Afterwards: Okay.
[5:34:52 PM] Bacon: dont expect to hear from your friend Bacon anytime soon :D
[5:34:56 PM] Bacon: ciao
[5:35:04 PM] Afterwards: Wow.
[5:35:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... asshole.
[5:35:07 PM | Edited 5:35:13 PM] Afterwards: What a jerk.
[5:35:21 PM] Alexis: I agree
[5:35:42 PM] DarkShadows: ... he's going to do that to all of us, you realize that, right? You guys don't *seriously* think he'll be satisfied with taking just one of us.
[5:35:52 PM] Afterwards: I dunno
[5:35:55 PM] Alexis: but
[5:36:01 PM] Alexis: what else can we do really I mean
[5:36:05 PM] Alexis: you heard willow
[5:36:08 PM] DarkShadows: ... we can't do anything.
[5:36:12 PM] DarkShadows: that's the problem.
[5:36:16 PM] Alexis: we can help him
[5:36:34 PM] DarkShadows: Our hands have collectively been forced and now we have to help them. It. Him. whatever you wanna call it.
[5:36:45 PM] Afterwards: Well
[5:36:46 PM] Alexis: so yeah
[5:36:50 PM] Alexis: lets do that then
[5:36:59 PM] Afterwards: alright then
[5:37:04 PM] DarkShadows: ... I still don't like this, but it's better than watching everything die.
[5:37:09 PM] Alexis: so
[5:37:12 PM] Alexis: somebody log this?
[5:37:20 PM] Afterwards: Well, let's hope it doesn't end up with everything dying.
[5:37:25 PM] Afterwards: Yeah, I'll log it.
[5:37:31 PM] Alexis: yay brah ^^
[5:37:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... so now what exactly, we log this and wait until the Faceless Wonder brings us more bad news?
[5:38:06 PM] Afterwards: Guess so.
[5:38:13 PM] Afterwards: Again, not much else we can do.
[5:38:17 PM] Afterwards: I say we go with it.
[5:38:20 PM] Afterwards: At least for now.
[5:41:40 PM] DarkShadows: ... alright.
[5:41:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know about you guys but this one isn't getting much sleep tonight.
[5:42:08 PM] Afterwards: I never get much sleep u_u
[5:48:19 PM] DarkShadows: Nightmares?
[5:49:51 PM] Afterwards: no, just
[5:49:57 PM] Afterwards: insomnia, I guess
[5:56:01 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[5:56:03 PM] DarkShadows: you sure?
[5:56:18 PM] DarkShadows: That tall creep causes insomnia. I wouldn't be surprised if he were following all of us.
[5:56:29 PM] Afterwards: o_o
[5:56:41 PM] MayMay: way to calm him down Dark
[6:00:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... what, you want me to mince words? *shrugs*

Long story short: Slendy introduced a new being into the picture: The Bleeding Tree. I can't exactly explain this being because I'm not entirely sure what it is or what it does, other than, obviously, a tree that bleeds. Slendy explained that it was the first thing that existed and thus believes that it is the only thing that should exist. For this reason, the Tree wants to kill everything else.

But because we still don't trust him (because duh) he brought in Willow to confirm that what he told us was correct. In retrospect, I'm not sure why we even trusted Willow, I mean we hardly even know her, but then again... I think... I think the other me had a close relationship with the Weeping Willow. Many times throughout the conversation, I almost called her "Mother". Why... why would I call her that?

Anyway. So, we reluctantly agreed to form an uneasy alliance with the Slender Man (wow, that sounded a lot less crazy before). So... yeah. That's where we left it. I think the chess analogy is pretty much broken now. And this no longer has anything to do with rescuing hearts...

III. The Fisher King

So I called Eric over into the chat yesterday, and, well, I guess since he hasn't been here these past few days and apparently didn't read the logs, (or even the summaries, like, really, I take the time to type those up for a reason.)  and, well, he misunderstood what was going on. Then there was an argument, and... yeah. So um. Here's the logs, summary down below.

[10:29:22 PM] Loliva: Hello
[10:29:47 PM] Afterwards: hai
[10:29:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... hello
[10:30:39 PM] Eric Visser Three: Greetings?
[10:30:40 PM] Loliva: I have news
[10:30:47 PM] DarkShadows: Good or bad?
[10:30:53 PM] Loliva: Regarding slenderman
[10:30:57 PM] Afterwards: (please be good...)
[10:31:01 PM] Loliva: Ehm not sure
[10:31:06 PM] Afterwards: oh?
[10:31:13 PM] DarkShadows: ... *listens*
[10:31:24 PM] Loliva: He vanished.
[10:31:29 PM] Afterwards: o:
[10:31:44 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[10:31:45 PM] DarkShadows: That's not good.
[10:31:56 PM] Afterwards: well, it might be...
[10:32:21 PM] DarkShadows: There's no way that can be good. Because now it means someone else is up shit creek without a paddle and that we don't know where he is.
[10:32:28 PM] Afterwards: oh
[10:33:06 PM] Loliva: Gotcha :D you didnt think Id just vanish this easily or be taken by anyone else XD
[10:33:08 PM] DarkShadows: And to be honest I really don't trust something that *kills people for fun* to keep up his promises. Not entirely.
[10:33:18 PM] Afterwards: Well, yeah
[10:33:29 PM] Afterwards: obviously something's going on here
[10:33:33 PM] Afterwards: but what?
[10:33:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: ...do you know it's motivation?
[10:33:44 PM] DarkShadows: what?
[10:33:50 PM] Eric Visser Three: I was told to join this group, but am not up on what you guys know for sure
[10:33:59 PM] Afterwards: Not much
[10:34:05 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:33 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< *kills people for funis what I was refering to
[10:34:10 PM] Eric Visser Three: I assume you mean Slendy
[10:34:14 PM] Afterwards: We know Slenderman took Loliva's heart
[10:34:21 PM] Afterwards: and that we're in some sort of game?
[10:34:29 PM] Eric Visser Three: That Slendy is playing?
[10:34:31 PM] Afterwards: and then he gave back her heart for some reason
[10:34:34 PM] Eric Visser Three: ...I see
[10:34:40 PM] Afterwards: yeah, Slendy is playing
[10:34:40 PM] Loliva: On 31/07/2013, at 03:27, Loliva wrote:
[10:34:46 PM] DarkShadows: Like I know how an eldritch abomination thinks.
[10:34:55 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not interested in being toyed with.
[10:34:58 PM] Eric Visser Three: That's my point, it might not be fun
[10:35:02 PM] Loliva: ...
[10:35:11 PM] Eric Visser Three: is motiation not the first step to finding the truth about where it is and what it's doing?
[10:35:18 PM] Loliva: Alright guys its not fun being ignored
[10:35:18 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* it is.
[10:35:33 PM] Afterwards: [10:34 PM] Eric Visser Three:

<<< That's my point, it might not be funWell, of course not.
[10:35:48 PM] Afterwards: But we gotta play anyway.
[10:35:49 PM] Eric Visser Three: Shadows says it kills for fun, but what if it's not?
[10:35:54 PM] Afterwards: oh
[10:35:55 PM] Eric Visser Three: fun for it I mean
[10:36:00 PM] Loliva: Guys
[10:36:04 PM] Afterwards: yes?
[10:36:07 PM] Eric Visser Three: yes loliva?
[10:36:12 PM] Loliva: Am I invisible?
[10:36:15 PM] Eric Visser Three: no...
[10:36:16 PM] DarkShadows: Loli I kind of had to talk to a faceless tentacle monster *with nobody else around to help me* the other day.
[10:36:17 PM] Afterwards: um
[10:36:19 PM] Eric Visser Three: you're not speaking
[10:36:20 PM] Afterwards: I don't think so
[10:36:31 PM] DarkShadows: Excuse me for forgetting you being there while I try to get over that fact.
[10:36:34 PM] Loliva: On 31/07/2013, at 03:27, Loliva wrote:
> Gotcha :D you didnt think Id just vanish this easily or be taken by anyone else XD
[10:36:37 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:34 PM] Loliva:

<<< On 31/07/2013, at 03:27, Loliva wrote:[10:34 PM] Loliva:

<<< ...
[10:36:40 PM] Eric Visser Three: is all you said
[10:36:53 PM] DarkShadows: Loli, what else you got to say? *listens*
[10:37:00 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm just trying to figure out what we know
[10:37:14 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'm busy with something, but was called in here to take a look
[10:37:24 PM] Loliva: Alright this game is starting to be silly
[10:37:31 PM] Eric Visser Three: i don't understand>?
[10:37:31 PM] Loliva: Loliva is asleep
[10:37:35 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[10:37:36 PM] Afterwards: wait
[10:37:36 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck.
[10:37:36 PM] DarkShadows: You.
[10:37:38 PM] Afterwards: what
[10:37:39 PM] DarkShadows: And all
[10:37:41 PM] DarkShadows: Your tentalces.
[10:37:42 PM] Afterwards: oh god no
[10:37:44 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'm trying to figure out where we're going with this, what we know
[10:37:49 PM] DarkShadows: I am going to fucking leave I swear.
[10:37:51 PM] Afterwards: (eric)
[10:37:52 PM] DarkShadows: Guys that isn't Lols.
[10:37:58 PM] Eric Visser Three: ...
[10:37:59 PM] Afterwards: (loli is alseep, eric)
[10:38:09 PM] Afterwards: (this is slendy speaking to us)
[10:38:15 PM] DarkShadows: [10:37 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< Guys that isn't Lols.^
[10:38:22 PM] Eric Visser Three: O.o
[10:38:27 PM] Eric Visser Three: Slendy is using the computer?
[10:38:30 PM] Afterwards: Yes
[10:38:31 PM] DarkShadows: Which is why I told him to go fuck himself. I'm not playing his little game, not now, not ever.
[10:38:37 PM] Afterwards: He has demonstrated earlier
[10:38:39 PM] Loliva: So you are the King. i must say Im not impressed :D
[10:38:42 PM] DarkShadows: So if he wants to fuck with someone he can damn well fuck with someone else.
[10:38:47 PM] Afterwards: ...
[10:38:54 PM] Eric Visser Three: nor I with you, if you are who you say you are
[10:39:08 PM] DarkShadows: Hey, he's part of the group, you SAID you weren't gonna mess with the group. Not that I hold you to that, or trust you not to.
[10:39:20 PM] DarkShadows: Considering you're *talking to us right now*
[10:39:23 PM] Loliva: Oh that does hurt my feelings Eric :c
[10:39:29 PM] Afterwards: Haha
[10:39:30 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'm trying to understand, unlike the rest of the people who make their assumptions or run in circles
[10:39:32 PM] Afterwards: Slenderman
[10:39:35 PM] Afterwards: Feelings
[10:39:36 PM] Afterwards: Ha
[10:39:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'm curious
[10:39:42 PM] Eric Visser Three: that's all
[10:39:49 PM] DarkShadows: You don't have feelings. All you have is the need to destroy.
[10:39:54 PM] Afterwards: (Slenderman also said he was curious...)
[10:40:04 PM] Eric Visser Three: I have no real interest or personal relation to this lol person they all seem so fond of, i'm simply here to learn more
[10:40:05 PM] Eric Visser Three: about you
[10:40:08 PM] Eric Visser Three: and this
[10:40:16 PM] Loliva: You are mean people. I think you need a lesson in manners.
[10:40:33 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:40 PM] Loliva:

<<< You are mean people. we're people, this is who we are
[10:40:37 PM] Loliva: Except you eric
[10:40:40 PM] Eric Visser Three: ?
[10:40:45 PM] Loliva: You are alright
[10:40:47 PM] DarkShadows: A Clash of Kings... *smirks* You know the King is the weakest piece on the board... can't say that's an impressive repertoire, Tall and Creepy.
[10:40:58 PM] Afterwards: Oh, like you're the example of polite mannerisms, Mr. I'm-Staying-At-This-Random-Girl's-House-Because-It's-Comfy
[10:41:10 PM] Eric Visser Three: King is, in many ways the strongest, no one exists without him
[10:41:17 PM] Loliva: She is important to me
[10:41:18 PM] Eric Visser Three: is power the ability to kill, or to sustain?
[10:41:25 PM] DarkShadows: Yes. Because a faceless tentacle demon that kidnaps children and drives people insane is SO well-versed in manners... *sarcasm*
[10:41:33 PM] Afterwards: Important how, Slender?
[10:41:40 PM] Loliva: ...
[10:41:45 PM] Loliva: Oh
[10:41:51 PM] Loliva: I need Loliva
[10:41:57 PM] Afterwards: For what?
[10:41:59 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[10:42:05 PM | Edited 10:42:12 PM] Afterwards: Your "experiments"?
[10:42:11 PM] Loliva: She interests me
[10:42:26 PM] Loliva: I havent felt this way since I met Willoe
[10:42:26 PM] DarkShadows: Call me nuts but I think we're *all* pretty much his experiments at this point.
[10:42:30 PM] Loliva: *willoe
[10:42:30 PM] Afterwards: Just like all the people you've killed "interest" you...
[10:42:34 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[10:42:34 PM] Loliva: *willow
[10:42:47 PM] DarkShadows: Give us one good reason to think you're not a threat.
[10:43:08 PM] Afterwards: (well, he did give Loli her heart back...)
[10:43:13 PM] DarkShadows: Give us one good reason to trust anything you say.
[10:43:16 PM] Loliva: Youd be dead by now if I wanted you dead :D
[10:43:25 PM] Afterwards: (he also gave Alex back to us...)
[10:43:34 PM] DarkShadows: Oh great, so you want us alive, so you can fuck with us more.
[10:43:38 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah. Real fuckign nice.
[10:43:47 PM] Eric Visser Three: you guys are missing my point from before, you learn nothing by asking it...it feeds you what it needs you to hear, and no, you can't trust it for that reason
[10:43:48 PM] Eric Visser Three: ignore it
[10:43:56 PM] Loliva: How am I fucking with you now o.O
[10:44:05 PM] Afterwards: Well, easy
[10:44:05 PM] Eric Visser Three: by talking to us?
[10:44:09 PM] DarkShadows: Eric, you cannot ignore soemthing that *tears apart people as it pleases*.
[10:44:19 PM] Eric Visser Three: right, but it would do that if it wanted to
[10:44:22 PM] Eric Visser Three: it clearly doesn't
[10:44:27 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah and then we all end up dead.
[10:44:28 PM] Eric Visser Three: you said yourself, it gave her back
[10:44:37 PM] Afterwards: It doesn't, because we keep talking to it
[10:44:37 PM] DarkShadows: That's no reason to trust it.
[10:44:55 PM] Afterwards: If we stop talking to him, he will become bored with us.
[10:45:02 PM] DarkShadows: So question eric, do you want to fucking die?
[10:45:03 PM] Afterwards: What happens next, Eric?
[10:45:28 PM] Eric Visser Three: ...why do you think it would bother keeping you alive past it's interest anyway? you could speak to it forever and still die tonight
[10:45:38 PM] Loliva: Im not really doing much beyond light trolling o.O you are driving this beyond proportions.
[10:45:44 PM] DarkShadows: Or we could stop talking, lose its interest, and die right now.
[10:45:58 PM] DarkShadows: Shut your fucking face you don't have, skinny.
[10:45:58 PM] Eric Visser Three: Slendy, you kill people...nothing is beyond proportions with you
[10:46:07 PM] Afterwards: Amen.
[10:46:11 PM | Edited 10:46:17 PM] Eric Visser Three: the fact is that you'll be more interested with us if we're trying to do something anyway
[10:46:12 PM] Loliva: :c
[10:46:26 PM] Eric Visser Three: you are egotistcal and simplistic
[10:46:27 PM] Eric Visser Three: so
[10:46:32 PM] Eric Visser Three: why would we bother feeding into that?
[10:46:35 PM] Eric Visser Three: just watch
[10:46:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: enjoy
[10:46:50 PM] DarkShadows: Eric, how do you knwo that's even what it wants?
[10:47:03 PM] Eric Visser Three: you said yourself, it wont attack you becuase you're speaking to it
[10:47:13 PM | Edited 10:47:18 PM] Eric Visser Three: so if we agree it wants attention, we'll give it attention
[10:47:22 PM] Afterwards: essentially
[10:47:33 PM] DarkShadows: And if it takes one of us? What are you gonna do that, O Wise King Eric? *sarcasm*
[10:47:43 PM] Eric Visser Three: ...what if it takes you anyway?
[10:47:47 PM] Loliva: Brb if its gonna go this way I need a glass of wine.
[10:47:50 PM] Afterwards: Let's just hope it doesn't come to that...
[10:47:57 PM] Eric Visser Three: you want your last night to be talking to it? asking it questions? terrified of stopping the conversation?
[10:48:02 PM] Afterwards: Slendy, how do you even drink?
[10:48:05 PM | Edited 10:48:11 PM] Eric Visser Three: it loves that you're too afriad
[10:48:13 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm terrified anyway, Eric.
[10:48:18 PM] Eric Visser Three: you wont stop becuase it makes you think it's always there
[10:48:20 PM] DarkShadows: So what fucking good does any of this do?
[10:48:24 PM | Edited 10:48:27 PM] Eric Visser Three: it doesn't
[10:48:29 PM] Eric Visser Three: thats my point
[10:48:34 PM] Loliva: Back
[10:48:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: talking TO it wont change anything
[10:48:36 PM] DarkShadows: What good does ignoring it do?
[10:48:43 PM] Eric Visser Three: we don't feed into it
[10:48:44 PM] Eric Visser Three: period
[10:48:48 PM] DarkShadows: What if it just spurs it to attack us worse until we *do* pay attention>
[10:48:50 PM] DarkShadows: ?
[10:48:56 PM] Eric Visser Three: then I die laughing...
[10:48:59 PM] Afterwards: we don't feed into it, then it feeds onto us
[10:49:03 PM] DarkShadows: You don't just ignore him and hope he goes away.
[10:49:08 PM] DarkShadows: That's not how he works.
[10:49:09 PM] Afterwards: yeah, really great battle plan there, Eric
[10:49:12 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[10:49:14 PM] Eric Visser Three: preferable to dieing, despite doing everyhting to please it and still being taken
[10:49:21 PM] Eric Visser Three: don't you think
[10:49:22 PM] Eric Visser Three: ?
[10:49:32 PM] Afterwards: *SIGH*
[10:49:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: you live in fear, yet it will kill you at any moment
[10:49:41 PM] Eric Visser Three: noq
[10:49:41 PM] DarkShadows: So how the fuck are we supposed to get anything done? You want us to live our lives looking over our damn shoulders praying like fuck it doesn't get angry enough to hurt us?
[10:49:49 PM] Eric Visser Three: no, thats what you're doing
[10:49:53 PM] DarkShadows: Because fuck it if I'm living a life like that. I'd rather die.
[10:49:53 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'm saying lets talk ABOUT it
[10:50:03 PM] DarkShadows: That's what we're *doing*.
[10:50:04 PM] Eric Visser Three: you're the ones doing anything you can to pelase it
[10:50:11 PM] Afterwards: well, not really
[10:50:14 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not trying to please jack shit.
[10:50:27 PM] Eric Visser Three: lol, then whats with "if we stop he might kill us!"
[10:50:37 PM] Afterwards: *will
[10:50:53 PM] Eric Visser Three: either way, i'm not here to play the game
[10:50:55 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm here to find it
[10:50:58 PM] Loliva: Does my word count for nothing?
[10:51:05 PM] Eric Visser Three: depends, who is talking?
[10:51:06 PM] Eric Visser Three: slendy?
[10:51:07 PM] Eric Visser Three: then no
[10:51:23 PM] DarkShadows: Your word is meaningless because I don't trust something that kidnaps children.
[10:51:35 PM] DarkShadows: So no. We are never going to fucking trust you.
[10:51:42 PM] Eric Visser Three: and yet you think it'll spare you becuase you talk to it and feed into it's ego and love of fear?
[10:51:44 PM] DarkShadows: Now shut up, the adults are talking.
[10:51:47 PM] Eric Visser Three: finally
[10:51:52 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not afraid, I'm 8fucking angry*
[10:51:54 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm glad you've learned to stand up to it
[10:52:00 PM] Loliva: Oh my Eric. Isnt this the part where the hero asks the villain about his plan...his.motivation?
[10:52:07 PM] Eric Visser Three: no
[10:52:09 PM] Afterwards: oh
[10:52:10 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'll ask them
[10:52:12 PM] DarkShadows: ... Eric STFU. I stood up to it *alone* where the fuck were YOU last fucking night?!
[10:52:13 PM] Afterwards: us?
[10:52:19 PM] DarkShadows: When I was the only one in here with it.
[10:52:21 PM] DarkShadows: All alone
[10:52:27 PM] Eric Visser Three: I was called in tonight, to take a look at what was going on.
[10:52:29 PM] DarkShadows: where were you then, Oh great King Eric?!
[10:52:40 PM] DarkShadows: Where were any of you people?!
[10:52:42 PM] Eric Visser Three: I see you guys talking to it becuase you think it'll come and kill you if you stop...
[10:52:45 PM] Eric Visser Three: I wasn't here...
[10:52:52 PM] Eric Visser Three: I know nothing about this
[10:52:55 PM] Loliva: No need to fight against each other.
[10:52:57 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm here to learn, not talk to it
[10:53:05 PM] Eric Visser Three: so..let me ask you guys
[10:53:11 PM] Eric Visser Three: what do you think t's motivation is?
[10:53:19 PM] Eric Visser Three: Shadows said "fun" but that can't be it
[10:53:22 PM] Afterwards: It said it was curious
[10:53:23 PM] Loliva: ...
[10:53:26 PM] Afterwards: said it was a scientist
[10:53:30 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:53 PM] Afterwards:

<<< It said
[10:53:33 PM] Eric Visser Three: what do YOU think
[10:53:35 PM] Loliva: I could just tell you
[10:53:36 PM] Afterwards: that's all we got for "motivation"
[10:53:47 PM] Eric Visser Three: is it seeing reaction?
[10:53:50 PM] Afterwards: you could, but Eric thinks otherwise
[10:53:52 PM] DarkShadows: Eric how the fuck else are we going to get anywhere? We can't trust it and we can't trust Lols because she's *near* it.
[10:54:09 PM] DarkShadows: So we're at sqaure fucking one.
[10:54:10 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:53 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< Eric how the fuck else are we going to get anywhere?i wont be here forever
[10:54:13 PM] Eric Visser Three: I'll be leaving soon
[10:54:16 PM] Eric Visser Three: so when i'm here
[10:54:17 PM] Eric Visser Three: lets talk
[10:54:19 PM] DarkShadows: Now where do you think we should go?
[10:54:20 PM] Eric Visser Three: lets think
[10:54:26 PM] Eric Visser Three: thats appraoch this in a different way
[10:54:34 PM] DarkShadows: Tell us where to go because right now all you're doing is pushing ke to my wit's end.
[10:54:35 PM] Eric Visser Three: it captures and releases, why?
[10:54:42 PM] Afterwards: we don't know
[10:54:52 PM] DarkShadows: And insulting me by saying *I* am afraid when I was the only one in here who *stood the fuck up to it*.
[10:54:57 PM] Eric Visser Three: it seems to hold control of her though, does it not?
[10:55:03 PM] Afterwards: no...
[10:55:16 PM] Loliva: I dont really ^-^"
[10:55:16 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:54 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< And insulting me by saying *I* am afraid when I was the only one in here who *stood the fuck up to it*.cool, then when I tell you to ignore it don't tell me that it's going to kill you
[10:55:25 PM] Eric Visser Three: then why is it online?
[10:55:29 PM] Eric Visser Three: did it just steal her computer?
[10:55:45 PM] Loliva: I live at her place o.o
[10:55:53 PM] Afterwards: yes, it stole her computer
[10:55:56 PM] *** DarkShadows added Bunny ***
[10:55:59 PM] Afterwards: that is what it does
[10:56:02 PM] Afterwards: oh hello bunny
[10:56:08 PM] Eric Visser Three: I see, so is it curious...or does it just like her?
[10:56:13 PM] DarkShadows: Eric, you are King in theory, you're not fucking King of the group.
[10:56:14 PM] Eric Visser Three: also, does it take other peopels houses...or just her?
[10:56:24 PM] Afterwards: just her
[10:56:26 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:56 PM] DarkShadows:

<<< Eric, you are King in theory, you're not fucking King of the group.no, i'm not
[10:56:26 PM] DarkShadows: I'm so done with this, and so done with you.
[10:56:33 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm only here for a little bit...and wanted to ask questions
[10:56:35 PM] Afterwards: (you know, you could just read the logs...)
[10:56:36 PM] Eric Visser Three: wanted to learn what you knew
[10:56:40 PM] Loliva: Just her
[10:56:40 PM] Eric Visser Three: well, i'm out anyway
[10:56:57 PM] Eric Visser Three: have fun, and keep talking to it or else it'll eat you =O
[10:57:02 PM] Eric Visser Three: if you live until tomorrow
[10:57:04 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'll be around
[10:57:10 PM] Afterwards: ookay then
[10:57:37 PM] Eric Visser Three: she doesn't want me, and I have other things that need to be done. I thought I could help put things in perspective, since talking to the monster you're hunting is the stupidest thing
[10:57:39 PM] Loliva: ...
[10:57:43 PM] Eric Visser Three: how can you trust it?
[10:57:48 PM] Eric Visser Three: and if you can't trust it, why talk?
[10:57:54 PM] Afterwards: well, we didn't *want* to talk to it
[10:58:01 PM] Afterwards: it sort of stole her computer
[10:58:09 PM] Eric Visser Three: but when I want to talk about what we can do, how we can appraoch it
[10:58:10 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm called out
[10:58:13 PM] DarkShadows: We don't have a fucking *choice* Eric.
[10:58:17 PM] Eric Visser Three: yes you do
[10:58:25 PM] Loliva: Its in the living room o.O I just went on it
[10:58:28 PM] Eric Visser Three: ignore it, let it watch and learn...isn't that what it wants to dp?
[10:58:29 PM] Afterwards: called out because you're looking at this all the wrong way
[10:58:36 PM] Afterwards: yes but
[10:58:37 PM] DarkShadows: If we ignore it, it coems after us. if we don't, it teases us. Now tell me how the fuck to get out of that situation.
[10:58:44 PM] Afterwards: it's kinda hard to ignore
[10:58:47 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[10:59:14 PM] DarkShadows: And I'm sick of the deja vu I'm getting, like I've been here and scared of this *same exact scenario before*.
[10:59:15 PM] Loliva: Youve kind of been ignoring me this entire time guys....in favor of talking about me.
[10:59:19 PM] DarkShadows: I don't mean to yell.
[10:59:22 PM] Eric Visser Three: [10:58 PM] DarkShadows:

<<<  tell me how the fuck to get out of that situation....perhaps by talking among ourselves and deciding what we can and can't trust...and it's easy to ignore
[10:59:25 PM] DarkShadows: But I've had enough.
[10:59:26 PM] Eric Visser Three: i'm doing it not
[10:59:31 PM] Eric Visser Three: so have  I  ^^^
[10:59:32 PM] Afterwards: it is what we're been doing...
[10:59:35 PM] Eric Visser Three: I was invited, i try to play
[10:59:37 PM] Eric Visser Three: and u get mad
[10:59:37 PM] DarkShadows: I'm through talking with you Eric.
[10:59:40 PM] Afterwards: it's what we were doing before as well...
[10:59:43 PM] Eric Visser Three: you've always been an anopying partner in this anyway
[10:59:46 PM] Eric Visser Three: so have fun
[10:59:49 PM] Eric Visser Three: i have work to do
[10:59:53 PM] Afterwards: oh you did not just o:
[11:00:16 PM] Loliva: Why is everyone arguing?
[11:00:35 PM] Afterwards: eric sort of jumped inhere without any background information
[11:00:41 PM] Afterwards: which led to misunderstandings
[11:00:48 PM] Afterwards: which usually leads to arguments
[11:00:51 PM] Afterwards: the end
[11:00:58 PM] Loliva: I see...he shouldve read the blog o.o
[11:01:12 PM] Afterwards: I'm sure you found that quite amusing, didn't you, Slendy?
[11:01:22 PM] Afterwards: Mr. I-Eat-People's-Hearts.
[11:01:34 PM] Loliva: Chaos is fun...yes
[11:02:01 PM] DarkShadows: Eric is the only one who played into its hands to beginw ith.
[11:02:12 PM] Afterwards: Played... into its hands?
[11:02:28 PM] Loliva: I dont have hands o.O
[11:02:36 PM] Afterwards: you don't? o.O
[11:02:44 PM] Loliva: No
[11:02:53 PM] Afterwards: right, tentacles are your every sense...
[11:03:03 PM] Bunny: What do you have, then?
[11:03:11 PM] Loliva: Tentacles
[11:03:21 PM] Bunny: Ah.
[11:04:06 PM] DarkShadows: ... it was a statement. Are you seriously telling me you're so stupid you don't know what a metaphor is?
[11:04:29 PM] Loliva: You could calm down.
[11:04:35 PM] Afterwards: but how did he play into its hands?
[11:04:41 PM] Afterwards: I don't understand
[11:05:12 PM] Loliva: I think someone hasnt gotten enough action lately ;) could explain your grumpy attitude dark.
[11:05:24 PM] Afterwards: ...
[11:05:28 PM] Afterwards: anyway
[11:05:44 PM] Afterwards: maybe we should try and wake up Loliva
[11:05:47 PM] Afterwards: somehow
[11:06:00 PM] Loliva: I could do that
[11:06:06 PM] Afterwards: please do
[11:06:15 PM] Loliva: Hang on
[11:06:32 PM] Afterwards: but wait, how do I know you won't just pretend to do that while really laughing at our gullibility?
[11:06:42 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[11:06:44 PM] DarkShadows: we don't.
[11:07:14 PM] Loliva: Eh...hey!
[11:07:14 PM] DarkShadows: And I'm not even dignifying you with a response to that last statement, Faceless Freak.
[11:08:26 PM] Loliva: (hug) Hey dark,hey brahian
[11:08:43 PM] Loliva: How are you two?
[11:08:57 PM] Afterwards: eh
[11:09:05 PM] Afterwards: so um
[11:09:07 PM] Afterwards: Loli
[11:09:12 PM] Afterwards: are you really Loli?
[11:09:30 PM] Afterwards: be honest
[11:09:42 PM] Loliva: I am o.o
[11:09:57 PM] Afterwards: Say something only the real Loliva would say
[11:10:00 PM] DarkShadows: ^
[11:11:07 PM] Loliva: At the age of 5 i lost my sisters necklace and blamed it on my pet gerbil eating it.
[11:11:19 PM] DarkShadows: ... welp.
[11:11:19 PM] Afterwards: oh
[11:11:20 PM] DarkShadows: ok
[11:11:24 PM] Loliva: His name was whiskers
[11:11:32 PM] Loliva: ^-^
[11:11:37 PM] DarkShadows: ... Why is it so interested in talking to us?
[11:11:41 PM] Afterwards: well in that case, hai Loli! (hug)
[11:11:44 PM] DarkShadows: What does it think it's accomplishing?
[11:11:47 PM] Loliva: Im not sure
[11:11:55 PM] Loliva: Perhaps its bored.
[11:12:25 PM] Afterwards: *sigh*
[11:12:38 PM] Afterwards: well, we've got to figure out what it wants, somehow
[11:12:44 PM] DarkShadows: There *has* to be a reaosn, why else would it bother keeping such a close eye on it?
[11:12:46 PM] DarkShadows: *us
[11:13:00 PM] Afterwards: and while Eric was looking at everything completely wrong, he was right about one thing
[11:13:06 PM] Afterwards: We need to find its motivation
[11:13:17 PM] Afterwards: and we can't do so by talking to it
[11:14:31 PM] Loliva: ^
[11:15:14 PM] Afterwards: ... Willow
[11:15:23 PM] Afterwards: she might have an idea, right?
[11:15:34 PM | Edited 11:15:50 PM] Afterwards: She could give us some sort of lead
[11:15:36 PM] Afterwards: *lead
[11:15:39 PM] Loliva: Perhaps
[11:15:54 PM] Loliva: But I thought she wasnt an ally
[11:16:13 PM] Afterwards: no, but
[11:16:20 PM] Afterwards: she did tell us our roles
[11:16:27 PM] Afterwards: that means she knows *something*
[11:16:34 PM] Loliva: And?
[11:16:37 PM] Afterwards: surely she'll be able to help us, somehow?
[11:16:44 PM] Loliva: She wont tell us
[11:16:57 PM] Afterwards: what makes you so sure?
[11:16:59 PM] Loliva: We arent her allies
[11:17:10 PM] Afterwards: But...
[11:17:21 PM] Afterwards: Oh man, the deja vu here is giving me a headache...
[11:17:31 PM] Afterwards: okay, no Willow then, I guess.
[11:17:39 PM] Afterwards: Just us and Slendy
[11:17:52 PM] Loliva: She is an eldritch creature that kilss people...why should we trust her?
[11:17:56 PM] DarkShadows: She also said she wasn't gonna help
[11:18:07 PM] DarkShadows: She said she wasn't going to help us.
[11:18:13 PM] DarkShadows: So we have no options, no choice, nothing.
[11:18:38 PM] DarkShadows: It's either we take what Lols and the Skinny Freak Liar Sonuvabitch says, or we ignore it and possibly die.
[11:19:50 PM] Afterwards: *sigh* there just really isn't anything we can do here.
[11:20:14 PM] Loliva: We could leave the group o.o
[11:20:40 PM] Afterwards: but then
[11:20:42 PM] Afterwards: I dunno
[11:20:48 PM] Afterwards: wouldn't it keep bothering us?
[11:20:53 PM] Afterwards: and what about you?
[11:21:25 PM] Loliva: What about me?
[11:21:49 PM] Afterwards: It's at your house, isn't it?
[11:21:58 PM] Afterwards: Do you really want to live like that?
[11:22:01 PM] Loliva: Yes
[11:22:06 PM] Afterwards: ... Why?
[11:22:47 PM] Loliva: I dont want to but ignoring it might actually solve it...if its entertainment he craves.
[11:23:58 PM] Afterwards: if it's entertainment he craves and we just ingore him (or pretend to, since there's no ignoring THAT), he'd just kill us
[11:24:27 PM] Loliva: Its almost 5 am here...im going back to bed.
[11:24:31 PM] DarkShadows: ...
[11:24:35 PM] DarkShadows: 8sighs*
[11:24:37 PM] Loliva: We can try solving things later
[11:24:40 PM] DarkShadows: well we could try ignoring it I guess.
[11:24:44 PM] Loliva: I cant think
[11:24:51 PM] Afterwards: Well
[11:24:53 PM] Loliva: Ok
[11:24:59 PM] Loliva: Lets try that
[11:25:01 PM] Afterwards: If there's no other alternative
[11:25:13 PM] Afterwards: Guess we're doing that then.
[11:25:26 PM] Loliva: Good night
[11:25:29 PM] Loliva: And good luck
[11:25:35 PM] Loliva: (hug)
[11:25:59 PM] Afterwards: (hug)
[11:27:14 PM] DarkShadows: ... 8sighs*
[11:27:18 PM] DarkShadows: I'm sorry I yelled earlier.
[11:27:22 PM] DarkShadows: I'm just so done with this shit
[11:27:39 PM] DarkShadows: And if this is all real, and I'm starting to think it is... I'm not too happy with being its plaything.
[11:27:45 PM] DarkShadows: I was just scared and I lashed out.
[11:27:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'll try to keep it under better wraps.
[11:28:04 PM] Afterwards: Afterwards pats DarkShads
[11:29:59 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm just sick of people telling me what to do, and I was all alone in there the other night with it.
[11:30:15 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody stood up for me then, and I'm sure as hell not letting someone just start telling me what to do now...
[11:30:21 PM] DarkShadows: I'm just... tired of it.
[11:30:40 PM] DarkShadows: I'm tired of this deja vu, I'm tired of ebing scared and not udnerstanding why, I'm just tired.
[11:30:43 PM] Afterwards: Look, I'm sorry we couldn't be there, but
[11:30:54 PM] Afterwards: I guess I can relate
[11:30:56 PM] Afterwards: A lot
[11:31:15 PM] Afterwards: Every time I get the deja vu, I'm struck with such immense sorrow...
[11:31:26 PM] Afterwards: Did something really bad happen to the other me?
[11:31:33 PM] Afterwards: Is that why I'm so sad?
[11:33:50 PM] DarkShadows: And you just *know* if I admit to that fear in front of it, it'll tear me apart, brah.
[11:33:59 PM] DarkShadows: Like tissue paper.
[11:34:07 PM] *** Bunt has left ***
[11:34:08 PM] DarkShadows: I know what it is, I know what it can do from videos and reading.
[11:34:20 PM] DarkShadows: And that quite frankly terrifies me, knowing it exists.
[11:34:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm having things I thought I knew torn to bits before my eyes, and I keep havign to re-evaluate the way the world works as a result.
[11:34:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... You know how hard that is?
[11:35:00 PM] Afterwards: Well, yeah
[11:35:03 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)
[11:35:09 PM] Afterwards: (hug)
[11:35:28 PM] Afterwards: To be frank, I know what it's like to have your reality shattered
[11:36:03 PM] Afterwards: Heh, I had a wild immagination as a kid. When I grew up, I realized the world is nothing at all how I percieved it to be
[11:36:21 PM] Afterwards: I guess that isn't much compared to what you're going through, but
[11:36:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... how do you react when you believe there's no such thing as gods and monsters, and yet you're face to face with a monster?
[11:37:23 PM] DarkShadows: And if you think for a second it doesn't know that...
[11:38:17 PM] Afterwards: I... Well, I guess I don't know.
[11:39:54 PM] DarkShadows: ... The worst part of all is not knowing.
[11:41:51 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm done for the night. I can't do this anymore, and I can't deal with it possibly coming back and continuing to taunt me. I'm just done.
[11:43:28 PM] Afterwards: Okay
[11:43:32 PM] Afterwards: And I'll be here
[11:43:35 PM] Afterwards: logging it
[11:43:39 PM] DarkShadows: *nods* thanks.

... Well, that's basically the major thing that happened yesterday. Loliva was talking to us, but then we realized it was Slenderman using Loliva's account, Eric misunderstood why we were talking to it, long story short, big argument, nothing was achieved. After he left, Slenderman woke Loliva (oddly enough) and let her talk to us (don't worry, we made sure it was really her). We tried to think of something we could do to find out what Slendy's planning, but... Well, we didn't get much progress. We don't have many leads (or any at all, really). But surely he wants us for something. Or is it really just because he finds us entertaining?

II. Why So Serious?

Loliva contacted us again yesterday. Unfortunately, I wasn't there, due to matters unprecedented and un-having-to-do-with this, but while reading the logs (which DarkShadows sent me, thanks Dark! :3) I had the same sense of deja vu I had the day before... only different. If that makes sense... So anyway, Loliva was telling us... Well, just read the logs:

[6:20:13 PM] Loliva Zeran: ...

[6:20:22 PM] DarkShadows: ... hello?

[6:20:34 PM] Loliva Zeran: Hi

[6:20:48 PM] Loliva Zeran: How are you?

[6:20:59 PM] Alexis: Eh, I'm good.

[6:21:50 PM] DarkShadows: I'm a bit busy but alright.

[6:22:07 PM] Loliva Zeran: Busy with what?

[6:22:31 PM] DarkShadows: artwork...

[6:22:32 PM] DarkShadows: brb food

[6:43:22 PM] DarkShadows: back

[6:43:36 PM] Loliva Zeran: Dark

[6:43:40 PM] DarkShadows: yes?

[6:43:41 PM] Loliva Zeran: *hugs tightly*

[6:43:45 PM] DarkShadows: ... (hug)

[6:43:49 PM] DarkShadows: something wrong?

[6:43:52 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm scared

[6:43:56 PM] DarkShadows: why?

[6:44:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: Slenderman has been following me

[6:44:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's behind me as we speak

[6:44:58 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[6:45:07 PM] DarkShadows: you're kidding me right now.

[6:45:25 PM] Alexis: ^

[6:45:29 PM] Loliva Zeran: No

[6:45:35 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's behind me

[6:45:49 PM] DarkShadows: ... can he read English?

[6:46:02 PM] Loliva Zeran: I don't think so

[6:46:13 PM] Loliva Zeran: He seems confused at what Im doing

[6:46:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: I dont think he knows what a computer is

[6:46:39 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay. Not sure how you're talking if he's near the computer, wouldn't it spaz out?

[6:47:07 PM] DarkShadows: ... nevermind. You think he's aware of your intent to break free?

[6:47:16 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm not sure

[6:47:36 PM] DarkShadows: Is it possible he knows you're afraid?

[6:47:55 PM] DarkShadows: Possible he's trying to figure out what the hell is scaring his sl... er, Proxy so bad?

[6:48:09 PM] DarkShadows: ... what the hell am I saying, urban legends don't think...

[6:48:38 PM] Loliva Zeran: It could be that he's curious about how I function.

[6:49:12 PM] DarkShadows: huh. I thought Proxies had like, some sort of mental link with him. At least that was my assumption...

[6:49:28 PM] DarkShadows: *shrugs* Look, all my knowledge of this thing comes from Youtube series and stories.

[6:49:39 PM] Loliva Zeran: the thing is Im not normal

[6:50:20 PM] Loliva Zeran: when proxies become proxies they become either mindless or are willing. But, all he did was take my heart and replace it with some sort of azoth.

[6:50:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: it burns

[6:51:03 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't think you're his Proxy then...

[6:51:18 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe he's doing... I hate to say this, maybe he's doing some sort of experiement on you.

[6:51:37 PM] DarkShadows: Like I know how some eldritch being thinks, especially something that shouldn't be to begin with.

[6:51:50 PM] *** Loliva Zeran added Wally ***

[6:52:00 PM] Loliva Zeran: Yeah I realize

[6:52:05 PM] Loliva Zeran: its very likely

[6:52:19 PM] Alexis: Is there

[6:52:21 PM] Alexis: any way

[6:52:27 PM | Edited 6:52:35 PM] Alexis: to save you?

[6:52:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: I'm not sure

[6:52:55 PM] DarkShadows: Wally, hello.

[6:53:25 PM] Wally: Hello

[6:53:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm still confused as to why it's your *heart* he took.

[6:54:18 PM] Loliva Zeran: Perhaps because he has none?

[6:54:25 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[6:54:28 PM] DarkShadows: perhaps.

[6:54:33 PM] DarkShadows: brb

[6:54:38 PM] Loliva Zeran: Alright

[6:57:16 PM] DarkShadows: back

[6:57:34 PM] DarkShadows: ... If that's the case, why would he want to make you similar?

[6:57:38 PM] DarkShadows: to himself that is.

[6:58:19 PM] Loliva Zeran: maybe he wants company?

[6:58:48 PM] DarkShadows: ... not sure. Everything I've read about this being paints him more as a monster.

[6:58:54 PM] DarkShadows: Something without pity.

[6:59:17 PM] DarkShadows: It could just as easily be that he wants to see what would happen, or torment you, I don't know.

[6:59:40 PM] Loliva Zeran: It doesn't wait..salmsasmds,x.xx,mx,xm,m,xc0,2,

[6:59:49 PM] Alexis: o.o?

[6:59:56 PM] Alexis: ehm

[6:59:59 PM] Alexis: you ok?

[7:00:03 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:00:26 PM] DarkShadows: that seems bad.

[7:00:32 PM] Loliva Zeran: he...he ate my cat

[7:00:36 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:00:46 PM] DarkShadows: I don't even... how did he... without a...

[7:00:46 PM] Loliva Zeran: q.q

[7:00:53 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm... sorry. (hug)

[7:00:57 PM] Loliva Zeran: his tentacles are his mouth

[7:01:00 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:01:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not sure I needed to know that.

[7:01:45 PM] Loliva Zeran: now he is going through my fridge

[7:01:58 PM] Loliva Zeran: q.q guys I'm terrified

[7:01:59 PM] Loliva Zeran: help!

[7:02:17 PM] Alexis: I...dont even

[7:02:24 PM] DarkShadows: ... dude how the hell do you expect me to do anything if a faceless tentacle beast is going through your fridge?

[7:02:40 PM] DarkShadows: Look, let him have your damn fridge, you go find somewhere to hide. Somewhere he cannot fit inside.

[7:02:44 PM] DarkShadows: Do you have a crawlspace?

[7:03:03 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe an attic area that is very small?

[7:03:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: he doesnt seem to be eating me

[7:03:15 PM] Loliva Zeran: or doing anything

[7:03:16 PM] Loliva Zeran: to me

[7:03:21 PM] Loliva Zeran: just my cat and fridge

[7:03:26 PM] DarkShadows: Well if you're scared I just thought taking cover would help.

[7:03:35 PM] DarkShadows: ... he's an omnivore. Great. We're all fucked.

[7:04:01 PM] Loliva Zeran: He

[7:04:08 PM] Loliva Zeran: is laying down on my couch

[7:04:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: ...

[7:04:21 PM] Loliva Zeran: alright *heavy breathing*

[7:04:44 PM] DarkShadows: ... HOW

[7:04:52 PM] Loliva Zeran: he just lay down

[7:04:52 PM] DarkShadows: DOES SOMETHING 10 FEET TALL

[7:04:58 PM] DarkShadows: FIT ON YOUR COUCH

[7:05:01 PM | Edited 7:05:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: he's about 6 feet

[7:05:21 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:05:31 PM] DarkShadows: 2 meters tall or 2 meters away?

[7:05:47 PM] Loliva Zeran: He's about 6 feet tall is what I meant

[7:06:12 PM] Loliva Zeran: the size of grown man

[7:06:26 PM] DarkShadows: alright, so at his lower height limit.

[7:06:39 PM] DarkShadows: Sorry I think in metrics but was having trouble converting to feet.

[7:07:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: should I do something?

[7:07:39 PM] Alexis: attacking him would be suicide

[7:07:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... I'm confused as to why he's wandering around your house as if he owns the place.

[7:07:45 PM] DarkShadows: Don't attack him obviously.

[7:08:04 PM] DarkShadows: If you feel he's an immediate threat I'd run. If he hasn't noticed so far I'd maybe lie low.

[7:08:11 PM] DarkShadows: If he does take notice I'd run though.

[7:09:01 PM] Loliva Zeran: he's...ehm, sleeping. I think, his tentacles are down and he is awfully still.

[7:09:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... isn't he normally pretty still?

[7:09:26 PM] DarkShadows: But yeah if he's not moving I wouldn't do anything to wake him up...

[7:09:45 PM] Loliva Zeran: yeah im just trying to lay low

[7:09:54 PM] Loliva Zeran: does he live here now? I dont want that

[7:10:10 PM] DarkShadows: I have no idea!

[7:10:26 PM] DarkShadows: I don't know *what* he's doing, it's confusing me and it sounds like a bad fanfic.

[7:10:50 PM] DarkShadows: Maybe he *thinks* he lives there, or something.

[7:11:09 PM] DarkShadows: Because for all intents and purposes he's acting like he thinks he's married to you and this is his house or something.

[7:11:15 PM] Loliva Zeran: Reminds me of the slenderblog H(a)unting...

[7:11:27 PM] DarkShadows: Which, why the fuck would he... with a human being, I just...

[7:11:49 PM] DarkShadows: Yeah, and we all know how much H(a)unting ended up jumping the shark... XD

[7:12:02 PM] DarkShadows: I guess consider yourself very lucky he's not trying to kill you right now?

[7:12:08 PM] Loliva Zeran: yeah

[7:12:20 PM] Loliva Zeran: I mean it coul

[7:12:32 PM] Loliva Zeran: kp´....+++´+

[7:12:57 PM] Loliva Zeran: Peasants

[7:13:02 PM] Loliva Zeran: all of you

[7:13:02 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:13:04 PM] DarkShadows: WTF

[7:13:23 PM] Loliva Zeran: You're trying to help my experiment escape

[7:13:29 PM] Loliva Zeran: I cannot allow that

[7:13:38 PM] DarkShadows: ... okay this is not a thing that is happening right now.

[7:13:44 PM] Alexis: WHAT THE HELL

[7:14:04 PM] DarkShadows: HOW DOES IT KNOW ENGLISH

[7:14:30 PM] Loliva Zeran: Appearantly you think I'm unintelligent, that I'm just a wild beast. If I was such a wild beast I would not be able to conduct experiments, now would I?

[7:14:59 PM] DarkShadows: Right now brain not working adequately.

[7:15:01 PM] Slenderman: It bodes well for me that you've gathered here, makes communication easier I suppose.

[7:15:04 PM] DarkShadows: ._.

[7:15:11 PM] Slenderman: You there

[7:15:13 PM] Slenderman: Dark

[7:15:18 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:15:21 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes?

[7:15:33 PM] Slenderman: Why are you trying to stand in my way?

[7:15:45 PM] Alexis: ...

[7:15:47 PM] DarkShadows: ... someone please explain the deja vu I am getting right now.

[7:15:59 PM] DarkShadows: Because there is no way this is happening.

[7:16:14 PM] Slenderman: you didn't answer my question

[7:16:32 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't have a good answer for that.

[7:17:19 PM] Slenderman: Alright so what do you propose I do with you 5

[7:17:33 PM] DarkShadows: leave me alone plz? :3

[7:18:27 PM] Slenderman: Oh you would like that wouldn't you. Then again I'm curious as to I've not recieved any questions from you.

[7:18:34 PM] Slenderman: Seems like something you humans do a lot.

[7:18:37 PM] Slenderman: question things.

[7:18:48 PM] DarkShadows: How do you exist right now because this makes no sense.

[7:19:04 PM] Slenderman: Oh, simply put I have no idea.

[7:19:14 PM] Slenderman: I just existed one day

[7:19:18 PM] Slenderman: it confuses me

[7:20:08 PM] DarkShadows: what exactly are you trying to do with Lols over there? Your er, experiment...? Just for my own curiosity, being of a scientific betn myself...

[7:20:33 PM] Slenderman: I'm trying to see how much I can do

[7:20:44 PM] Slenderman: See how much I can change her

[7:20:53 PM] DarkShadows: Why change her?

[7:21:13 PM] Slenderman: I wouldn't mind the company

[7:21:22 PM] Slenderman: and I want to know how powerful I am

[7:21:37 PM] DarkShadows: Curiosity's sake then...

[7:21:46 PM] Slenderman: indeed

[7:22:06 PM] DarkShadows: Is... is that why you go after humans? In general, I mean...

[7:22:19 PM] Slenderman: Most of the time

[7:22:20 PM] Slenderman: yes

[7:22:39 PM] Slenderman: You humans are so adorable.

[7:22:53 PM] Slenderman: Like dogs, only funnier

[7:23:01 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:23:09 PM] DarkShadows: okay not sure how to react to that.

[7:23:17 PM] Slenderman: tell you what

[7:23:27 PM] Slenderman: I'll release the girl and give her back her heart

[7:23:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... there's a catch isn't there?

[7:23:52 PM] Slenderman: of course there is my dear

[7:24:15 PM] Slenderman: one of you is going to have to go in her place. And before anyone volunteers I'll get to pick.

[7:24:23 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[7:24:35 PM] Slenderman: I'm gonna assume we have a deal then

[7:24:52 PM] DarkShadows: No offense but I don't think anyone where is rushing up to volunteer for this.

[7:25:19 PM] Slenderman: alright.

[7:25:45 PM] DarkShadows: Guys what do? ;-;

[7:25:56 PM] Alexis: I think we shou

[7:25:58 PM] Alexis: sdlæsd

[7:25:59 PM] Alexis: dsds

[7:26:00 PM] Alexis: ds

[7:26:01 PM] Alexis: vd

[7:26:02 PM] Alexis: dfv

[7:26:02 PM] Alexis: ,,

[7:26:03 PM] Alexis: ,

[7:26:04 PM | Edited 7:26:05 PM] Alexis: ,0

[7:26:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... Alexis?

[7:26:16 PM] DarkShadows: D:

[7:26:33 PM] Alexis: Man, she would not let go of that keyboard.

[7:26:43 PM] DarkShadows: Dude, WTF!?

[7:26:54 PM] Alexis: But yes, a deal is a deal...the girl is free to go and has her heart back.

[7:26:56 PM] DarkShadows: I didn't even get to talk it over with anyone first!

[7:27:11 PM] Alexis: I told you I'd assume we have a deal.

[7:27:25 PM] DarkShadows: ... I swear if you hurt my friend...

[7:27:43 PM] Alexis: Well she's missing a heart now if that's what you are wondering.

[7:27:50 PM] DarkShadows: D:

[7:28:01 PM] Alexis: its moist I must say

[7:28:04 PM] Alexis: human hearts

[7:28:08 PM] Alexis: are like chocolate

[7:28:09 PM] Alexis: to me

[7:28:18 PM] DarkShadows: Things I did not need to know number #23.

[7:28:39 PM] Alexis: Oh dear my lovely Dark, are you upset about something?

[7:29:00 PM] Alexis: It appears like you are

[7:29:07 PM] Alexis: :D

[7:29:23 PM] DarkShadows: You stole. my friend's. Heart. of course I am pissed.

[7:29:26 PM] DarkShadows: Also that's disgusting.

[7:29:51 PM] DarkShadows: This has to be some sort of trippy nightmare because seriously *this cannot happen*

[7:30:38 PM] Slenderman: What do we do now Dark?

[7:30:57 PM] DarkShadows: Like fuck if I know!

[7:31:03 PM] Alexis: I see you found your way to the keyboard Loliva.

[7:31:20 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not the answer here!

[7:31:37 PM] DarkShadows: Nobody else is helping me out

[7:31:51 PM] DarkShadows: And to be frankly honest this whole thing is scaring me, but I don't fucking know why!

[7:32:01 PM] Loliva: OuOI.can.help.you.child

[7:32:43 PM] DarkShadows: So unless *someone here* wants to tell me what the fuck to do

[7:32:47 PM] DarkShadows: I don't have an aswer

[7:32:50 PM] DarkShadows: *answer

[7:32:51 PM] Loliva: OuO

[7:32:58 PM] Loliva: OuODark.can.I.help?

[7:33:07 PM] DarkShadows: Can you make this shit cease?

[7:33:19 PM] DarkShadows: Or explain why the fuck this shit seems familiar?

[7:33:29 PM] DarkShadows: or do anything that makes fucking sense? ;-;

[7:33:38 PM] Loliva: oh.I.can.explain.why.it.feels.familiarOuO

[7:33:56 PM] Alexis: Actually my dear Willow, if I may explain it to them.

[7:34:14 PM] Alexis: You've heard of the multiverse theory, correct?

[7:34:19 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes.

[7:35:08 PM] Alexis: In another universe in the same multiverse as we are in now, there was a version of you DarkShadows dealing with my creations and trying to save the world from cosmic unbalance.

[7:35:29 PM] Alexis: in order to do so, you resetted the entire multiverse to an earlier point.

[7:36:09 PM] Alexis: Which caused me to exist as an excess of material or "data"

[7:36:18 PM] Alexis: And here we are.

[7:36:29 PM] DarkShadows: ... You lost me.

[7:36:50 PM] DarkShadows: What does any of this have to do with stealing people's hearts and being a jerk in general?

[7:37:12 PM] Alexis: Nothing, I was just explaining why you found it so familiar.

[7:37:29 PM] Alexis: Because you've already been in a similar situation or at least a version of you.

[7:37:41 PM] Alexis: Frankly my dear your other self created me.

[7:38:01 PM] DarkShadows: oh, okay, so you're just being a dick to be a dick because a version of myself *I know nothing about* thought it would be a good idea. Thanks, self.

[7:38:39 PM] Alexis: Actually your other self was merely trying to save the world.

[7:38:47 PM] Alexis: She had no idea I'd come to existance.

[7:39:18 PM] DarkShadows: Still though, you're being a dick and I don't appreciate it.

[7:39:26 PM] DarkShadows: And stop calling me "dear".

[7:39:36 PM] Alexis: Why can't I?

[7:39:43 PM] Loliva: OuO

[7:39:48 PM] DarkShadows: If I told you why it would give you more impetus to do it.

[7:50:01 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not as stupid as most humans are.

[7:51:09 PM] Alexis: delightful

[7:51:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... what exactly are you trying to get me to do?

[7:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: Why even bother with me? I'm one human in a world of six billion people.

[7:55:10 PM] Alexis: indeed

[7:55:17 PM] Alexis: but you were standing in my way

[7:55:21 PM] Alexis: or trying to

[7:55:25 PM] Alexis: help a victim

[7:55:40 PM] DarkShadows: You expect me to sit there and watch another person get hurt?

[7:56:00 PM] DarkShadows: If it's me you want, leave the others out of this.

[7:56:05 PM] DarkShadows: they didn't do a damn thing.

[7:56:23 PM] Alexis: but as you know

[7:56:31 PM] Alexis: physical torture does little

[7:56:37 PM] Alexis: emotional torture does much

[7:56:41 PM] Alexis: :D

[7:56:52 PM] DarkShadows: ... Precisely why I refuse to let you get that far.

[7:57:13 PM] DarkShadows: And if it takes me dying or worse to do that, I will.

[7:57:33 PM] DarkShadows: Because all hurting them would do is make me very angry.

[7:57:44 PM] DarkShadows: I don't break that easily.

[7:58:15 PM] Alexis: A little fight in you, I like that.

[7:58:31 PM] DarkShadows: ... seriously, you're quoting the Joker?

[7:58:41 PM] DarkShadows: Who *does* that?

[7:58:41 PM] Alexis: I do admire the man

[7:59:07 PM] Alexis: I enjoyed his portrayal in the Dark Knight

[7:59:22 PM] Loliva: how

[7:59:27 PM] Loliva: do you watch movies?

[7:59:41 PM] DarkShadows: It was a good portrayal. But how the hell are you watching movies without a) fucking up the picture, and b) eyes?

[7:59:50 PM] Alexis: I have eyes

[7:59:55 PM] Alexis: on my tentacles

[8:00:15 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[8:00:16 PM] DarkShadows: wat

[8:00:35 PM] DarkShadows: are they like just every sense you have?

[8:00:40 PM] Alexis: yes

[8:00:43 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[8:02:03 PM] Alexis: Im getting bored of you

[8:02:06 PM] Alexis: Alexis says hello

[8:02:10 PM] Alexis: :D

[8:02:36 PM] DarkShadows: ... question. What will you do if your planned plan of taking out everyone in here does nothing?

[8:02:49 PM] DarkShadows: Is your whole reason for doing this *just* to fuck with me?

[8:03:04 PM] Alexis: oh I do plan to leave the others alone

[8:03:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... I doubt that.

[8:03:19 PM] Alexis: just Alexis is part of my experimentation

[8:03:20 PM] DarkShadows: Judging by your earlier statements.

[8:03:30 PM] Alexis: :D oh you know me so well

[8:03:43 PM] DarkShadows: You're fucked up in every sense of the term.

[8:04:32 PM] Alexis: Why thank you.

[8:04:38 PM] Alexis: I do have to go now

[8:04:52 PM] DarkShadows: Kindly go to a hole int he ground, preferably one with fire in it, and burn.

[8:04:57 PM] Alexis: but I leave you with a goodbye song :D

[8:05:03 PM] DarkShadows: Not in the mood.

[8:05:14 PM] Alexis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

[8:05:19 PM] DarkShadows: not clicking that.

[8:05:20 PM | Edited 8:05:26 PM] DarkShadows: Fuck you.

[8:06:00 PM] DarkShadows: And no I am *not offering*. Fucking creep.

[8:06:58 PM] Loliva: can somebody eh, log this like you did yesterday?

[8:07:17 PM] DarkShadows: I don't have access to the blog. someone else will have to.

[8:07:49 PM] Loliva: you could log it in a text file and send it to whoever does have access to it.

[8:08:12 PM] DarkShadows: none of the people with access are online.

[8:09:01 PM] Loliva: I meant for later

[8:09:16 PM] Loliva: you talk to them regularly right?

[8:09:24 PM] DarkShadows: Yes, usually.

[8:10:38 PM] Loliva: so could you log it and then later send them

[8:10:45 PM] DarkShadows: I can log it, sure.

[8:25:53 PM] Alexis: Oh before I forget

[8:26:00 PM] Alexis: Dark

[8:26:10 PM] DarkShadows: ... what do you want?

[8:26:18 PM] DarkShadows: if you're here to be more of an ass, go away.

[8:26:22 PM] Alexis: Does Alexis have any family?

[8:26:30 PM] DarkShadows: Why would I tell you anything?

[8:26:36 PM] DarkShadows: Why *should* I?

[8:26:42 PM] DarkShadows: You just made it very clear you want me to crumble.

[8:26:47 PM] Alexis: I'm asking an innocent question.

[8:26:48 PM] DarkShadows: Why give you ammunition?

[8:27:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not telling you a damn thing. You want it, pry the knowledge out of my cold dead body.

[8:27:19 PM] DarkShadows: But then again... killing me would ruin what you want. Wouldn't it?

[8:27:32 PM] Alexis: Well...

[8:27:36 PM] Alexis: if you keep this up

[8:27:43 PM] Alexis: I'll become bored of you quickly

[8:27:54 PM] Alexis: You entertaining me is the only reason you are still breathing.

[8:28:41 PM] Alexis: Do you understand?

[8:29:18 PM] DarkShadows: ... maybe I don't want to live if the only reason I'm alive is to be your chewtoy.

[8:29:52 PM] DarkShadows: You want to know something? If YOU keep THIS up, I won't give you the pleasure of killing me off.

[8:30:24 PM] Alexis: Oh dear ^^' you're strong-willed and opinionated. No reason to mess with you...I'm cowering in fear!

[8:30:53 PM] Alexis: I'll just go and never bother you people again.

[8:31:03 PM] Alexis: I'll even give Alexis her heart back.

[8:31:08 PM] DarkShadows: What do you even want me to do?

[8:31:09 PM] Alexis: Sorry for the inconvinience.

[8:31:20 PM] DarkShadows: I'm still confused what the hell you're trying to do here.

[8:31:38 PM] Alexis: [Sunday, July 28, 2013 7:30 PM] Alexis: 

<<< I'll just go and never bother you people again.

I'll even give Alexis her heart back.

Sorry for the inconvinience.I'm not being sarcastic.

[8:31:56 PM] DarkShadows: Like hell you're not. Anything intelligent enough to bargain is intelligent enough to use sarcasm, and be cunning.

[8:32:07 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not buying it, slenderfreak.

[8:32:25 PM] Alexis: If you'd just believe me for a second this would all be over

[8:32:28 PM] Alexis: I'm leaving

[8:32:31 PM] Alexis: never returning

[8:32:37 PM] Alexis: here is your friend back good as new.

[8:32:46 PM] DarkShadows: Too bad I don't believe you.

[8:32:56 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not stupid, i thought we established this.

[8:33:25 PM] DarkShadows: For all I knwo you Proxified Alexis and now we have a Proxy following us around, relaying shit back to you, causing us more grief.

[8:37:59 PM] Alexis: o.o

[8:38:07 PM] Alexis: Hey

[8:38:45 PM] DarkShadows: Give me one fucking reason to trust anything you say, you skinny fuck.

[8:39:00 PM] Alexis: Its me...Alexis o.O

[8:40:04 PM] DarkShadows: ...

[8:40:11 PM] DarkShadows: is it really?

[8:40:18 PM] Alexis: ehm, yeah o.o

[8:40:24 PM] DarkShadows: say soemthing only Alexis would say.

[8:40:48 PM] Alexis: Shakespeare is an overrated writer.

[8:41:23 PM] Alexis: I'm actually a guy o.O dunno, what do you want me to say specifically ^^''

[8:41:37 PM] DarkShadows: ... good enough.

[8:41:39 PM] DarkShadows: (hug)

[8:41:44 PM] Alexis: (hug)

[8:41:49 PM] DarkShadows: Why the fuck would he back down from a human being I don't understand.

[8:42:07 PM] Alexis: I don't understand either o.O he gave me my heart back.

[8:42:20 PM | Edited 7:42:21 PM] Alexis: Azoth burns...like really burns a lot like Lols said

[8:42:26 PM] Loliva: Yeah

[8:43:01 PM] DarkShadows: ... He's planning something.

[8:43:11 PM] DarkShadows: I don't fucking trust that pale bastard as far as I can throw his ass.

[8:43:29 PM] Alexis: you couldnt even lift him XD

[8:43:40 PM] DarkShadows: Unless he's as light as he apparently looks, no.

[8:44:23 PM] Alexis: Anyway what do we do now?

[8:44:24 PM] Alexis: just

[8:44:30 PM] Alexis: wait for his plan to unfold?

[8:45:40 PM] Loliva: what can we do?

[8:48:41 PM] DarkShadows: ... I don't know.

[8:48:43 PM] DarkShadows: I really don't.

[8:48:54 PM] DarkShadows: I guess maybe keep close watch and see what he's trying to do.

[8:49:10 PM] Loliva: He's back in my house btw

[8:49:19 PM] Loliva: should I keep you posted on what he does?

[8:50:57 PM] DarkShadows: ... yes.

[8:51:08 PM] DarkShadows: why would he be back in your house if he has no reason to be there?

[8:51:19 PM] Loliva: He said he lives here now

[8:51:26 PM] Loliva: because its "comfy"

[8:52:08 PM] DarkShadows: *sighs* douchecanoe.

[9:14:05 PM] DarkShadows: ... just i guess, keep an eye on him. Don't let him read the computer screen, I'm assuming he's smart enough to read.

[9:14:34 PM] Loliva: yeah

[9:17:00 PM] DarkShadows: I wouldn't let him get near the computer, actually. If he's smart, he can learn, and if he can learn, he can use the computer, which he's demonstrated already.

[9:17:21 PM] DarkShadows: I am so uninterested in him getting online while you're asleep or gone, and taunting me.

[9:17:28 PM] DarkShadows: I'm not playing Batman to his Joker.

And for those of you too lazy to read it, as I'm sure most of you are, I will recap it here for convenience. Loliva was telling us that Slenderman had invaded her home and was prancing around like he owned the place (laying on her couch, going through her fridge, eating her cat, etc...). It was then that the monster himself pulled Loliva's keyboard right out of her hands and began talking to us.

So, our very first impression, and: The guy is a jerk. Like, really, he's pretty much exactly what you'd think a horrible eldritch creature who kills peoplle for fun would act, only even more jerkish. He is such a freaking douchecanoe, that... yeah, okay I'll stop. Anyway he sort of just taunted us (or them, rather, since I wasn't there) for a while before offering us a deal. He'd give Loliva her heart back... but take one of us in return.

Without waiting for Dark to answer, he stole Alexis's heart, and then also her kayboard. Then he taunted us some more. Willow was there for a while. And then... Well, then he told us why this was so familiar. Somewhere, in a different universe, there were, well, different versions of us. And, well, some stuff went on over there, and alt!DarkShadows ended up system-restoring the multiverse. We were... somehow stuck with shadows (hehe, no pun intended) of their memories, I guess, and... and the excess "data", for lack of a better word, ended up being shoved over to this universe and materializing as the Slender Man. I guess it would make more sense if we knew what exactly happened? I dunno.

So then, well. Slenderman went through an odd change. He offered to give Alexis back her heart, and... Leave us alone. Considering the way he'd acted previously, I doubt he was sincere about that. He must be planning something. I guess we have to find out what. Or, even better, make our own plans to prevent something horrible from happening.

So now, Slendy lives in Loliva's house, because it's "comfy." She's keeping an eye on him (at least I hope she is) and... Well, I guess there's not much else to say. So um. Until next time, I guess.